Fuck the Canucks: A great post by our good friend Nemo and a final word from yours truly.


Hahahahahahahahaha! Vancouver Canucks!! Played all year to host game 7. How’d that work out? You think it was going to win itself? Just guarantee it and not actually show up to play?!

I HATE that fucking stadium in Vancouver!!! Twice in a little over a year there have been heartbreaking overtime losses there-USA vs Can in the gold medal game and the Hawks just several weeks ago. I HATE those stupid white fucking towels they insist on waving. They probably make good handkerchiefs to cry into. (Fucking golden!)

I HATE how they try to make Canucks games an American vs Canadian thing-considering ALL NHL teams have Canadians, Americans, Swedes, Czechs, Finns, etc. Have you guys ever seen the national anthems before a game in Vancouver? They bring out some 4th grade music teacher reject to sing the Star Spangled Banner off key and WAY too fast. Then they bring in the professional opera singer to belt out Oh, Ca-na-wahh? So, friggin’ disrespectful! Sing both anthems right, you losers!!.

Anyhow, they may have barely beat a subpar Hawks team this year, but Vancouver’s angst will continue. Enjoy the Presidents’ trophy. Take that back to your hometown this summer and see who turns out!


Congratulations to the Boston Bruins for their dismantling of the Vancouver Canucks. That city has had seven championships from their sports in the last decade and it was their first hockey championship since 1972. Like Nemo, I cannot stand this fucking team. A majority of those guys are pieces of shit. They have Alex Burrows is enjoys pulling hair and biting fingers like a damn pussy. Include that with a douche like Ryan Kesler and a one of the dirtiest players in the game in Raffi Torres. Speaking of Torres, Barry Rozner of the Daily Herald said on the radio Wednesday morning that the Blackhawks should get him. Keep in the mind, this is the same guy that said they should trade Patrick Kane. What a dumbass.

In addition, their fans are pieces of shit too: As in 1994 when the Canucks pissed away the Cup against the Rangers, their fans were rioting in the city like sore losers. Here’s the link.

Last but not least, bye-bye Bobby Lu.

7 Responses to “Fuck the Canucks: A great post by our good friend Nemo and a final word from yours truly.”

  1. MadCityMac Says:

    Roberto Luongo – pretty difficult playing goal with 2 hands around your throat, EH? And talk about classless fans; throwing all the crap on the ice, and they were booing more than the Flyer fans were booing when the Blackhawks won there last year.

  2. Nemo Says:

    So is Vancouver like the only town that riots after losing? (Not that I ever condone it), but it is usually the WINNING team’s fans that riot. Yah, hey there, I thought Canadians (especially left-coasters) were all aboot being laid-back and mellow? Canuck fans are such hosers.

    Oh, and Lu-Tim Thomas would have saved those shots!

  3. Fro Dog Says:


    From what I read from other hockey fans in Canada, people in Montreal seem to do that every year (not the great extent that Vancouver did). Regardless, it’s stupid.

    I know when the Bears lost the Super Bowl in 2007, I didn’t hear anything about us rioting and I love football more than hockey. It seems like all we do the most is maybe throw the remote or yell at the TV. These stupid fucks in Vancouver decided to flip cars over, set them on fire and break into banks/jewelery stores to steal shit.

    The Vancouver Police showed a lot of resistance from what I read and they didn’t do anything extreme until it got out of hand. If I was the mayor of that city, I would have had the tear gas/pepper spray ready to go as soon as a problem started to occur.

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    I have been watching a lot of Canadian news the last couple nights about the riots in Vancouver.

    The mayor said it was just a “few hooligans” who started this and is not the “face” of his city. I call that a bunch of bullshit. It was reported that at least 100,000 idiots were in the streets rioting. What a bunch of dip shits.

    Stay classy, Vancouver.

  5. chucky Says:

    Ha! “A few hooligans” won’t cause the chaos that has been going on over there.

    Fro….Have you heard from our friend FCA? He hasn’t had an update on his website since May 30th. I know he mentioned something about a summer vacation, and taking a little time off, but I thought he’d be back by now. I hope he’s OK.

    Nice to see the Cubs take 3 out of 4 from Milwaukee. Maybe we are turning a corn….Oooops, never mind. Sorry, I flared there for a second. It won’t happen again.

  6. Fro Dog Says:


    I have no idea where FCA went. I sent an email and we’ll see if I get a response and I’ll update you on that.

  7. Nemo Says:

    wonder what they would have done if we had won the gold medal?We had a shot in OT that should have gone in. Canuckleheads.


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