Apparently, Omer Asik is even shocked at how bad he is at basketball.

The definition of insanity, as defined by Albert Einstein is doing the same thing countless times while expecting a different result.

Omer Asik being put onto a basketball court is a prime example.

I have no idea what the Bulls saw in this guy to think he is an NBA player. The guy has terrible hands. He can’t score. He turns the ball over. When he actually gets the ball, he will do a pump fake only to get the ball stolen from him or get fouled. He will then promptly miss the free throws which teams know they can foul him and not worry about it. While watching Sunday afternoon’s tilt against the Thunder in which nobody on the team showed up, the Bulls should do whatever they can to get rid of this guy.

During this game, Russell Westbrook made Asik his bitch by dunking right over him. I said before that if Asik kicked so much ass playing basketball in Turkey, if I could, I would go to Turkey myself to make a living playing basketball. I am only 5’9 and 160 but I can assure whatever team signs me that I can score just as many points as he does and there is a good chance that someone like Westbrook will dunk while I try to block it. In addition to that, I’ll take less money.

32 Responses to “Insanity.”

  1. chucky Says:

    Asik isn’t the only problem here. I just heard (and I honestly am not sure just how accurate this is) that Derrick Rose may be injured worse than the team is saying. If fact, he may not be back. If that’s the case, forget this season, because it’s over.

  2. Yeti Says:

    No, you would not score as many points as Asik

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    Really? I can’t score as many points as Asik? Seeing that he had a grand total of zero points yesterday, I’d call you crazy. Check the box score yourself Mr. Stat Geek. As well in that game, he grabbed a rebound and literally threw the ball to one player in particular out of bounds for yet, another turnover.

  4. Robert Says:

    Since this a new era for the cubs can we have a new rule if you call them the cubbies you have to fight brandon bolig with your aems tied behind your back

  5. chucky Says:

    No Robert. That’s not good enough. I think a very hard, swift kick to the nuts with steel-toe shoes would work much better. Unless you’re Al Yellon or anyone else from BleedCubbieBlue. They get kicked just for breathing.

    Don’t you agree?

  6. Robert Says:

    Oh yeah chucky much better….al yelon needs smacked into next week

  7. Fro Dog Says:

    The Chicago Bulls had a 15 point lead and promptly blew it against the Houston Rockets. They lost by just six points.

    They were 8/17 on free throws and had 19 turnovers.

    Hey morons, where are you at? Yeti? Anyone else? How are any of you going to defend this argument now?

  8. chucky Says:

    Free throws aren’t important!!!!!!

    Talk more hockey!!!!!

    Turnovers in basketball aren’t important!!!!!!

    Don’t talk about hockey. You don’t know anything about hockey!!!!!

    Kevin Gregg is a serviceable closer.

    Some fan you are you piece of dipshit.

    Chuckys head just exploded, but I think you get the point.

  9. chucky Says:

    Oh, I forgot, Lovie Smith should still be head coach of the Bears.

  10. Yeti Says:

    Well, Chucky just made me feel like an idiot. I’ll have to retire now. He is king

  11. Fro Dog Says:


    Classic Score moment there.

  12. chucky Says:

    Yeti……Bow down bitch.

  13. Fro Dog Says:

    I am still awaiting for the returns of Richard Chuggar or Jim Nantz Underpants to tell me I am still wrong. I am guessing both of them are into their 30’s and still virgins.

  14. chucky Says:

    Fro….how do you know they don’t go down on each other?

  15. genrebuster Says:

    All hail the king!


  16. genrebuster Says:

    take 2…All hail the king!

  17. Fro Dog Says:

    Chucky, how dumb of me to never think of that.

    Scott, what a wonderful photo. I think Chucky will live it.

  18. Yeti Says:

    You banned Richard Chuggar buddy

  19. chucky Says:

    Hey! That’s me! Although I really don’t look like that anymore. I had an…..accident awhile back, and sliced my face open pretty bad in a few places. Here is an updated photo from last winter.

    And just to prove how much of a family man I am, here’s a shot of the whole family!

    We were watching a movie together that night.

  20. chucky Says:

    And remember this:


  21. Fro Dog Says:

    Chucky, you look very…ANGRY.

    Also Yeti, how would you know if I banned Richard Chuggar? I believe I clearly invited the asswipe here along with Jim Nantz Underpants. But since you probably know both of them, send them my way. I believe I banned the infamous “Guest” about five or six times. That is, unless, one of those “Guests”, were your friends.

  22. chucky Says:

    What, me angry? You have to be kidding.

    Have you given any thought about going to Extreme Rules? I just might be up for that one. It’s at the end of the month.

  23. genrebuster Says:

    Chucky…I hope this doesn’t piss you off…but your friend on the far right is better looking than you!

  24. Dick Chugger Says:

    Kevin Gregg is mighty serviceable.

  25. chucky Says:

    Hey Dick, did he by chance …..service you?

  26. Fro Dog Says:

    I didn’t get tickets to the pay-per-view. I figured the show wouldn’t be all that great. Next time Raw is in town, I’ll grab two tickets for sure. I am guessing they will be back sometime in the fall.

  27. Nemo Says:

    Gonna be hard to rebuild with the same bullshit bullpen.

  28. chucky Says:

    Let’s see here. Ryan Dempster pitches 7 2/3 innings of 2 hit, 0 run ball. He gave up a single in the top of the 8th. Kerry Wood comes in and promptly WALKS 3 GODDAMNED HITTERS TO TIE THE FUCKING GAME!

    Top of the ninth, perpetual shitstain Carlos Marmol comes in, get 2 outs, then gives up a double to Chad Tracy, then a single to Ian Desmond to give Washington a 2-1 lead, which they held on to win the game.

    All this raises three questions.

    1) How does the ever useless Kerry Wood still draw a paycheck from a major league team?

    2) Why is Carlos Marmol even allowed to be near a major league team?

    3) Why isn’t Ryan Dempster bashing both of these useless sacks of shit with a baseball bat? I sure as shit would be in his position.

  29. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    Even though I am on board with this new regime and rightfully so, I still have these two points to make…

    I can understand in some form why they didn’t deal Marmol. If you can’t get enough, then don’t trade him. On the other side of this debate, his value will continue to dive after all of these collapses. Maybe he’ll be traded by the deadline come July 31st or next offseason.

    Again, giving the new regime a chance, but at the same time, I cannot understand why Wood was resigned for a second year in a row. He only hurts the team’s chances as it was shown today. Trade him by the break to see if you can get a prospect or two. They can’t be any worse than him.

    We all know this season is going to be a horrible one. That’s how it’s going to be for the next few until the farm system gets built back up with good prospects through the draft and trades. It won’t get fixed overnight. Jim Hendry left this franchise in a really shitty position.

  30. Pie In The Sky Says:

    I think the starting rotation actually has a chance to be pretty decent.

    The bullpen though? Ugh.

  31. jimmyd Says:

    No, I’m not writing off the season after one game. However, am I the only person in the whole fucking world that KNOWS that Ryan Dempster cannot (and should not) ever, ever, ever, ever start the eighth inning? This bullpen is killing me with the walks. Throw strikes for Christ’s sake. The opponent is not swinging the bat very well (at least up to that point) AND the fucking wind is blowing in at nearly 20 miles per hour. Put the ball over the plate and let their hitters beat you. I’m not pissed at Marmol. There’s no excuse for was Wood did.

  32. erniesarmy Says:

    Hey Fro, it could be worse …

    you could have Bubble-Head Bynum, and Metta World Psycho on your team!

    Jim Buss and Jim Hendry – separated at birth?


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