The Cubs STINK.
But take heart: it could be worse. At least these two BUMS are gone, even though the aftershocks of their miserable efforts linger on…..
BARF.
That’s all I got….batter up. Or not.
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May 27, 2012 at 7:51 pm
Thanks for that picture Genre. Now I want to shoot heroin straight into my fucking neck.
To quote Lil Z, we’re screw.
May 27, 2012 at 11:58 pm
Please do that Chucky
May 28, 2012 at 9:45 am
OK Yeti. I will.
But first, you do me a favor. I want you to tell me why you want me to do it. Don’t be the chicken-shit, hit and run coward you normally are. I’ll check back here today from time to time, and if I don’t read a response to my question I will forever brand you a piece of shit, chicken shit fucking cowardly little bitch.
Even if the entire planet already knows you to be that.
May 28, 2012 at 10:01 am
Ah, good ol’ Dustfuck and Moe. I just threw up.
May 28, 2012 at 10:09 am
Sorry Mike!
May 28, 2012 at 10:25 am
That picture should be considered a form of torture.
May 28, 2012 at 10:28 am
Just needs a picture of Soriano’s $144-million contract.
May 28, 2012 at 10:32 am
Pie, that would be too horrible to post.
May 28, 2012 at 12:43 pm
Scott, no worries! Remember, it was Dustfuck and our hatred of the toothpick chomping assbag that brought us all together in the first place! Ah, the memories….
May 28, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Yes indeed….nice to see other “original members” like JF and KSMC posting, too. Always good stuff from those guys….
May 28, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Finally. A team worse than the Cubs.
May 28, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Just a few comments:
Genre, when did KSMC post recently? I can’t remember seeing him post for quite some time.
Cubs WIN!!! We righted the ship and we’re on our way, baby!!! (Relax, it’s a joke).
Now, on to Marmol. They activated him and optioned Dolis to Triple-A to work on his game (head). I’m glad that we didn’t rush Marmol back too early, here’s what the article said about his last rehab appearance: On Sunday, Marmol struck out the side while walking one and throwing two wild pitches. HOLY SHIT, we’re in trouble!
Later,
Jimmy D.
May 28, 2012 at 5:27 pm
Screw Marmol. Hopefully he has a few decent outings, so his trade stock goes up. I can’t see him as an effective closer long-term.
KSMC posted in this thread on 5-26, near the bottom:
https://firejerryangelo.org/2012/05/18/the-end-of-one-era/#comments
May 28, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Well, it’s about 6:10, and still no reply from Yeti.
As promised, Yeti, you are a piece of shit, chicken shit fucking cowardly little bitch. Now go fuck yourself.
May 29, 2012 at 7:53 am
Chucky, I do apologize for not complying to your deadline of replying. Yesterday, I was on the road for a few hours and then golfed when I got home. Needless to say, it was a busy day for me and I stupidly didn’t check this site. In the future, I will be more prompt.
Now, I’ll explain why I want you to go ahead and shoot heroin in your neck. I’ll keep it short and sweet for your convenience…. There’s a small glimmer of hope on my part that if you do it, it will render your finger function useless so the world doesn’t have to read your misplaced anger at stupid shit, including a wierd infatuation you have with Virginia. You secretly love her don’t you?
May 29, 2012 at 8:31 am
Ha! I check in right after numbnuts decides to answer me.
1) You were on the road? Doing what? Looking for some roadkill to BBQ?
2) You “golfed” when you got home? I’ll be damned. I didn’t know they had a golf course at the nursing home.
3) Shooting smack might render my “finger function” useless? Is this some newly discovered side effect from herion use? Or are you just being a dumb little bitch…..again?
4) The world is forced to read my posts? Nobody is holding a pistol to anybody else’s head.
5) “My misplaced anger”? Just how is my anger misplaced? And be specific. On second thought, don’t bother. I don’t give a goddamn what you think.
6) “My weird infatuation with THE OLD BITCH? Notice how I spelled “weird”, dipshit. W-E-I-R-D. Look it up in the dictionary and you’ll find your picture. And no, I don’t secretly love THE OLD BITCH. But I do like her more than you.
You’re still a piece of shit, chicken shit fucking cowardly little bitch. You have contributed absolutely nothing to this site, or the dialog here. All you have done is come here and stirred up shit. You are so fucking ignorant you probably need instructions to breathe. What you need to do is go back to bleedcubbieblue and see if Yellons lawn needs to be mowed again. That’s about all you’re good for.
Go fuck yourself bitch
May 29, 2012 at 12:45 pm
well I’ll be damned no need to contribute anything further at this time
May 29, 2012 at 4:27 pm
Great game today guys. That’s two in a row. If we win tomorrow, that’s called a WINNING STREAK.
May 29, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Let’s do the math on this.
Win tomorrow = three game winning streak, and it’s against a team even worse than the Cubs.
May 15th through May 27th = 12 losing streak, against teams far better than the Cubs. And that includes Houston and Pittsburgh.
Add to that they were 5 games under .500 before the losing streak.
You care to explain why you’re so excited about all this?
May 29, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Chucky, thanks for the smile inducing rant; much needed on the first work day back after a long weekend. Just living the fucking dream up here in the MadCity!
May 30, 2012 at 8:36 am
Thank you Mac. Which rant made you smile? I’ve had a couple this week.
May 30, 2012 at 10:01 am
That’s great news, Lou.