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Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
June 4, 2012 at 3:55 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the official theme music for Cubs baseball 2012-20?? This should go great with all those end-of-season lowlight reels we’ll be seeing for the duration of Theo and Jed’s Rebuilding Project:
June 4, 2012 at 5:47 pm
Marmol!!! Woooohooooo!
June 4, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Sorry I haven’t been around lately. I went up north for the weekend. And from the way the sCrubs played this weekend, those AMA road races were a hell of a lot more entertaining. I made the right choice there.
I’m soooooo glad Rudy Jaramillo got that fat contract to be the “hitting coach”. The sCrubs are really hitting that ball! Fuck this guy.
AND FUCK YOU TOO MARMOL!!!!!!!!! You fucking goddamned shitstain motherfucking useless bitch dork.
June 4, 2012 at 7:19 pm
I have a question for Lou Brown.
The Cubs lost their 4th game in a row today. Does that constitute a LOSING STREAK?
It kind of makes that 3 game WINNING STREAK pretty fucking meaningless, doesn’t it? And don’t forget the 12 games they lost before that monster WINNING STREAK.
Moron.
June 4, 2012 at 9:22 pm
WTF is up with this team and relief pitching?
Since, like, 2003?
Rly? Srsly?
June 4, 2012 at 10:55 pm
Now I have three more things to bitch about for this year’s 2012 NBA playoffs (aside from the Bulls’ early exit):
1) The impending collapse of the Spurs
2) Apple’s iPod s commercials (including John Malkovich’s all time low for whoring himself out…did we spend the royalty checks for “RED” already, Johnny-boy?). If you talk to “Sari” in public, like the people in the commercials…you got ISSUES.
3) Craig fucking Sager’s wardrobe choices. Dudes, don’t we have enough issues with the NBA players dressing like morons? WTF is Sager’s problem? He can’t find a Jos A. Bank or Men’s Warehouse or something?
The last two I think we can pin on TNT. WTF, Ted Turner?
June 4, 2012 at 11:22 pm
DVX…Since 2003? Did you forget this franchise gave Mel Rojas a huge deal back in 1997 only to throw them? What about Rick Aguilera in 1999-2000? Then came the wonderful Jeff Fassero and Kyle Farnsworth in those years after.
The starting pitching historically, has done well. It’s always been the bullpen and at times, the hitting. Certainly, this year, it’s both. But fuck it. What do I know? That makes me think…can we get Yeti to elaborate on this? I wonder if the bullpen is serviceable.
June 5, 2012 at 6:36 am
Is the bullpen serviceable?
Only Kevin Gregg. The rest, not so much.
June 6, 2012 at 6:10 pm
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