Hello Guv’nor!! Welcome to Dusty’s “new horse”, Homer!



Just stirring the pot, gentlemen and ladies. Feel free to take aim and RANT.

19 Responses to “Hello Guv’nor!! Welcome to Dusty’s “new horse”, Homer!”

  1. chucky Says:

    I’ll give Bailey 2 more years of pitching for the Reds before Dustfuck runs his arm through a meat grinder and he ends up becoming Mark Prior V.2.

  2. DVXPrime Says:

    Slightly off topic but…

    Child Rape Defenders/Enablers 35, Fighing Illinin 7.

    Way to fill the diapers there, U of I.

    Hey, J Webb…why don’t you just let Cutty get killed Monday night so the Land of Lincoln doesn’t have any football to cheer for this season?

    Also, way to choke last night at Kansas City, Team Plan B.

  3. 100 Losses, 100+ years Says:


  4. Robert Says:

    I remember 4 years ago over on CBS sports line I got criticized cause I said I don’t care about a 100 win season and saying that team was not built towin in the playoffs ….A 100 loss season proves it

  5. genrebuster Says:

    Welcome, 100!

    Make yourself at home…can we get you a drink? Or ten?


    The PATHETIC season continues…..tick tock.

  6. Houston Astros Says:

    Excuse me 100 Losses, but we have something to say about that…

  7. Don't we have more to complain than D. Baker? Says:

    Bah, the guy had a ministroke while being discharged from the hospital in Chicago. Don’t really feel like laying in to him atm. I’ll root for the Reds over the fucking Cardinals, that’s for sure.

  8. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    None of us have ever criticized Dusty the person. We criticize and make fun of Dusty the baseball manager. During this season, it’s nice to poke fun at a guy who is responsible for ruining at least one or two pitcher’s arms along with fucking up golden opportunities for a team to win the World Series.

  9. genrebuster Says:

    Exactly, Matt. All kidding aside, I’m hoping Dusty makes a complete and quick recovery…so we can continue to bash him for the missed opportunities, mis-handling of pitchers and dumb/questionable comments to the media…HA!

  10. Dusty Says:

    Dude, remember that time where I tried using holy water to cure my horses? Or that moment when I said that black players play better in the daytime than white players? I sure miss those times! By the way…anybody know where my horses are at right now?

  11. genrebuster Says:

    Dusty: We remember it all (BARF)….as for the the horses, they just might be in Cincinnati….we shall see. Keep the bases unclogged, dude…chomp chomp!

  12. chucky Says:

    Exactly as I thought it would happen, the Cubs win game #61 and a stadium filled with sheeple sing that goddamned “Go, Cubs, Go” again.


    And hell, the fucking morons on this fucking team run out onto the field as if they just won game 7 of the fucking World Series. And the goddamned sheeple, led by fucking Fanboy himself, FUCKING SING THAT GODDAMNED SONG!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I fucking swear to god, these people do not fucking deserve a world title. I fucking hate you all!!!!! You ignorant cocksuckers make me ashamed of being a Cubs fan.

    By the way sheeple, that 61st win that came on the last day of the year, it was against a team with more loses than you. A team that shut your goddamned asses out the two previous games. Why don’t you celebrate that you dickwads.

  13. JF Says:

    There isn’t anything anybody can do about this. You can’t fire an owner. Worst Cub season ever for me. Complete bullshit.

  14. chucky Says:

    No, you can’t fire him. That much is correct. But we can get the message out to Fanboy that this shit won’t be tolerated. I don’t mean the losing. I know Epstein said this year and maybe the next 2-3 will be pretty ugly. But I would have no problem telling them to stop the insane, stupid bullshit like the dumb ass singing, the seventh inning guest conductor to butcher “Take me out to the ballgame”, the statues honoring players who have won NOTHING, and appreciation days for pitchers that have less than 100 wins.


    The focus MUST be placed on trying to get into position to field a team capable of winning the World Series. Burning down the shithole left behind by Moe Hendry is phase 1. Ultimately, I understand this will take years to do. But Kerry Wood appreciation days and statues of former players turned bumbling idiot radio announcers does not get you any closer to that goal. And somebody needs to beat that message into Fanboys cement head.


  15. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:


    Don’t fire the manager. It’s not his fault. They lost all of those games because of the third base coach. It was his idea to put Marmol in all of those save situations only for him to blow it!

  16. The Sheeple Says:

    baaaaah baaaaaah baaaaah baaaaaaah baaaaaaah baaaaaaah baaaaaaah baaaaah baaaaah baaaaaahh baaahhh baaaaaahhh

  17. genrebuster Says:

    On Listach being fired: “He did a great job,” Sveum said. “I’d recommend him for any job.”

    Quotes like this make me crazy, because the don’t make sense. If Listach did such a great job–and you’d “recommend him for anything” –than why the f&*k was he fired?

    This might possibly be the worst Cubs season for me, too. That said, I barely kept up with it after the all-star break. They stinks.

    Chucky’s previous post says it all.

  18. chucky Says:

    I’ll quote Zambrano on this one.

    “We’re a screw.”

  19. genrebuster Says:

    On a positive note, it was GREAT not having A-ram and Lil’ Z around.



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