The clock has struck midnight.


It’s 17-0 with the 49ers driving so needless to say, it’s over. I am doing the recap now and getting to my DVR after. The Bears will be tied for first place after this but honestly, the collapse has already begun. The Bears played a real team last week and lost. They are playing a real team as I am typing this and they are losing. Is any rational fan actually surprised at this? Of course the defense kicked the crap out of teams all of these other games because they played horrible teams. When they play good teams, the defense returns to shit.

And for crying out loud, what’s with idiotic fans and some sports talk-show hosts claiming that experience of a quarterback is important? I also heard that because Kaepernick is starting for the first time and Campbell is a former starter, so therefore, Campbell has the advantage. That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. It comes down to who is the better quarterback. You can be a rookie and be better than the guy who has been in the league for 20 years and still playing at a high level. Oh well. Let’s make this quick.

Offense: What offense? Jason Campbell sucks and Mike Tice is a fucking idiot. Even Mike Martz listened to Lovie when he said they need to run the ball more. But there is Campbell, throwing interceptions and other times, making half-ass throws. Also, fuck J’Marcus Webb.

Defense: The overrated I-Pass defense has now shown what they are capable of. Major Wright and Chris Conte suck ass. Briggs is old. Kaepernick is tearing this team a new asshole as I am typing this. Come on. Cover somebody. Is it really that hard?

Special Teams: Illegal block in the back. Holding. Holding. Illegal block in the back. Typical.

The Bears take on the Vikings next week. I have tickets to the game but too bad the value of them just dropped tremendously or I would sell them.

25 Responses to “The clock has struck midnight.”

  1. Mike Says:

    Lovie should have been fired 5 Years ago. Instead they hire the 2nd dumbest fuck that’s ever coached as offensive coordinator.

    They didn’t prepare for this game

  2. Stan Says:

    At least you would think Tice could teach this line how to hold like everyone else does as a matter of course.
    Lovie the post will say. We lost the turnover battle so we didn’t win.

    Please, one more turnover, the head coach!

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    Hey Chucky. I just finished watching Raw and decided to check the game again. You predicted a 32-point loss for the Bears. Well, with just over two minutes left, you are only a touchdown off. There’s still time though. I also predicted in last week’s recap that the Bears were going to lose this game anyway. I tell you what, we are such idiots!

  4. Tennessee Titans Says:

    The only reason Chicago even scored was because of some weird call that extended a drive. Jerry Austin didn’t agree with it either. Otherwise, that 32-point prediction would’ve been spot on.

  5. Pie In The Sky Says:

  6. genrebuster Says:

    Yep, just as expected.

    Mike, your post sums it all up. Sad but true.

  7. Yeti Says:

    So, yea, Chucky, I was wrong to assume the 49ers wouldn’t blow out a defense that was 2nd in points allowed

  8. chucky Says:

    I’ll be damned. I thought you’d be hiding under your rock until your next drive by pot shot at us. I’m impressed. So am I still a whiny little bitch for saying the Bears would get crushed by 32 points? Maybe I am, since they lost by only 25. It’s good to see you can admit when you’re wrong Yeti. You should have more experience at that than anyone else here, right?

    Fro, I was doing that all night. I could see how this game was going to turn out. The first play in the fucking game and Chris Cunte gets a Unnecessary Roughness flag for an extra 15 yards. Fuck you bitch. I knew this was a trainwreck in process at that point, and I didn’t care to see it. I just looked at the rest of this schedule, and I see only one, maybe two wins at best in there. This team is going nowhere. But if we’re lucky, maybe the Lovie will be. But then again, I’m this sites whiny little bitch, so what do I know.

    So much for a defense that is second in points allowed. They just got their asses handed to them. And SF made it look easy as hell.

  9. Fro Dog Says:

    Oh look. Yeti is at it again with his pointless stats. Of course the Bears would be 2nd in points allowed. If the Bears were allowed to play the Titans, Jaguars and Cowboys for 16 games, they would probably be 1st in points allowed. Heck, they could probably go 19-0 and break the 1972 Dolphins record. Wishful thinking on my part!

    But let’s just say that the Bears are 7-0 against average to below-average teams and 0-3 against legitimate contending teams. There’s a stat to pounce on. And believe me, I get it that Cutler is out. Injuries aren’t an excuse though. The Bears, like all teams, should have reliable backups at all positions. Emery has a lot of work to do in the offseason.

    Chucky is an idiot. I’m an idiot. In fact, we’re all idiots.

  10. chucky Says:

    Fro…Cutler was out, but then again, so was Alex Smith. So yeah, you’re right. Injuries are no excuse.

    Unless you’re Lovie Smith.

    So, they’re 7-0 against average or below average teams, and 0-3 against above average teams. Gee, I wonder where that puts the Bears? I’d say average to below average. And what have we been saying all fucking season? This team isn’t as good as they think they are. The O-Line will fail again to protect Cutler. This team can’t block for shit. The I-Pass defense sucks massive dick. Then we get cocksuckers like Greg and Yeti calling us whiny bitches. Well, to ALL of you jag-offs why criticize us for being critical of the Bears, I have a message for all of you.


  11. chucky Says:

    Fro…’s another “idiot”.

    Or, in other words, we’re not alone in our thinking.

  12. Fro Dog Says:

    Oh man. That guy pretty much said everything we’ve been saying for years in that article. He’s late to the party.

  13. chucky Says:

    Thought you’d say that. I’m listening to Doug and OB for the second time. God-DAMN are they pissed. So are the fans. There’s been a couple of calls already in first hour calling to remove THE OLD BITCH from ownership. I can’t blame them.

  14. Yeti Says:

    Chucky, whenever you find out your son sucks dick as his way to get off, I hope you end up jumping off a ledge and make your family happy

  15. chucky Says:

    Nice try fuckstick. I don’t have kids. And isn’t 37 too old for you to be living in your parents basement?

    Now go check some more useless stats asshole.

  16. Joe Says:

    The best we can hope for is that the Bears lose four or five more games. That would mean the definite END of Lovie around here, and he can take Tice and fucking Webb with him.
    Yeah, let’s give J’Marcus Webb an INFINITE number of chances to get his QB killed. Right….
    (Carimi, I’m not worried. He’s technically still a rookie. BUT, unlike Webb, he has talent and WILL get better.)
    It’s time for the Lovie Experiment to end. We need a coach who will play a defense that doesn’t keep the other team’s offense on the field for long drives “as long as they don’t get a touchdown.”
    BULLSHIT. All that gives you is a defense that’s spent by the fourth quarter because your own offense goes three-and-out. The object is to keep the other team’s offense OFF the field and then devastate it when it’s ON the field (see: ’85 Bears).
    Let’s all agree. Time to move on.

  17. chucky Says:

    Joe…….I agree. Fro does, I’m sure, as does genre. Anybody with a brain agrees with you. Unfortunately, THE OLD BITCH does not agree. I heard today that it’s more than likely that the Lovie will return. And as far as THE OLD BITCH is concerned, her’s is the only opinion that counts. We will have to wait for THE OLD BITCH to keel over to dump the Lovie.





  18. Fro Dog Says:

    Chucky, enough with the power of Lovie. There is no power and it’s driving me ape shit. Nothing compels me. I am patiently waiting for Emery to be at the podium the day after the regular season finale to announce that Lovie Lee Smith has been relieved of his duties as head coach of the Chicago Bears. I am confident that will happen if this collapse comes to fruition as we all expect it to be.

    By the way, I have exciting news for all of you loyal readers: The hits of this site have tripled in the last two days. Shocking right? I have this feature on my page where I can see what Google search terms were used to find this site in the first place. Here are some select Google terms new visitors typed in to find us:

    “fire lovie smith, mike tice sucks, chris conte sucks, lovie smith is dumb, fuck virginia mccaskey, lovie smith stupid, bears defense sucks, will the bears ever get rid of lovie smith, etc.”

  19. chucky Says:

    Sorry Fro. Just trying to lighten the atmosphere a little. But unfortunately, I have some bad news for about Lovie. B & B said this afternoon that the shitstain will be resigned, regardless of how the season turns out. I don’t really know how accurate that can be, but if that is the case I’m going to be compelled to join Robert out in Pittsburgh, because that will be something I couldn’t take.

    I know every player played like total shit last night, but I’m hanging this one on the coaching staff. The Bears didn’t even look like they wanted to be there. That’s on Lovie, period. It’s one thing to say that a players paycheck should motivate enough to show up, but what the fuck is Lovie doing to keep them motivated? A head coach can also kill any motivation a player may possess. I don’t agree with B & B about the team taking on the coaches demeanor. I do believe that to be true. Lovie NEVER shows any sense of urgency, ever. That’s exactly what I saw last night. They looked like they didn’t care. And it’s been an ongoing problem. Anybody remember the Green Bay game when they were getting their asses handed to them and a couple of Bears were seen on the sideline, laughing and joking and having a good time. As Doug and O’Bradovich would say, WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR DAMNED PRIDE????

    Bunch of fucking losers.

  20. chucky Says:

    One more thing Fro. Fuck Virginia McCaskey? I’d rather jerk off with cheese grater!

  21. genrebuster Says:

    I can’t imagine the Bears – or any team for that matter – ever winning a SuperBowl with Lovie Smith as head coach. I can’t stand the thought of him “leading” (barf) the Bears.

    The backup QB for SF was ready to play. Without Cutler, the Bears are average at best. 9-7 would not be a stretch at this point.


  22. Pie In The Sky Says:

    The Bears are going through something similar to what the Titans went through with Jeff Fisher for nearly two decades.

    Lovie Smith isn’t the worst coach. However, he’s not good enough to win a Super Bowl. Fisher was known as “8-8 Fisher” because his teams were so often mediocre. Every now and then, they’d beat the Colts for the division crown. They made one Super Bowl in 99. Kind of like how Lovie made one SB in 06 (in a terrible conference).

    Lovie is the same type of “Mediocrity.” It’s the worst thing that can happen to a franchise. Most coaches don’t get fired from mediocrity. And when that happens, they stay mediocre. Andy Reid is basically the same way with the Philadelphia Eagles.

  23. Shanon Morrison Says:

    I agree totally I wish they fire Lovie and all his coaching buddies…….

  24. Raymond Says:

    I haven’t been here for a while. It is nice to see you guys alive and kicking. The sad story is, whenever there is a big game, Lovie gets outcoached big time. What was evident in this game was total lack of preparations both on offense and defense. The main defensive guys were looking like bunch of dunken blinds while 49ers looked like they knew their assignements pretty well. Good thing we are not playing New England otherwise Brady would have broken all records facing our defense. Anyone remembers the snow-ball? And on offense, it looked like Webb and Carimi’s feet were stuck in the mud. They couldn’t block anything. And Matt Forte was running in slow motion right in the middle.

    I live in Cleveland now and I think Browns play better footbal than the Bears. It is amazing that 49ers reserve QB plays better than our starter, and they have 4 running backs who run better than our starter.

    I just hope the new GM stops this insanity and have the guts to fire Lovie. He made some good moves this year but he needs to put an end to Lovie era. He wasn’t a good coach when he was Rams D coordinater and he is not a good coach now, and we had to endure this for 8 years. Even in the games they win, I have a hard time watching the Bears D. There is nothing in what they do that cannot be predicted. I am surprised why not all teams just run slants for all day and run the ball when they get to the Bears 10 yard line. You really do not need to pull anything special against this defensive scheme. And when they occasionally blitz, it seems like everyone is picked up. Can they at least come up with a blitzing scheme that allows one of our guys to get to the quarterback in say, less than 10 seconds?

    Enough said. I am relieved now.

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