Open thread.

All I want for Christmas is a decent Bears team.

“All I want for Christmas is a decent Bears team.”

26 Responses to “Open thread.”

  1. Yeti Says:

    Now, I don’t necessarily think they’re the best team in the NFC or anything, but to somehow claim they’re not “decent” that’s kind of a stretch.

  2. chucky Says:

    No, it’s completely accurate. For you to think this team is any good at all is a stretch.

  3. Yeti Says:

    8-4 and they’re not good. Ha

  4. chucky Says:

    And you’re just figuring that out? Yes, they’re 8-4. They’re 7-0(barely) against teams with a sub .500 record, and 1-4 against teams that have a .500 record or better.

    O-line sucked when they were healthy. They’re held together now with tape and bubble gum.

    Defense is getting old, and is patched together too. Urlacher may be done for the year. Roach will be at best OK in Urlachers spot, but if you have any faith at all in Geno Hayes you’re a bigger goddamned idiot than I gave you credit for.

    Special teams. Devin Hester has been destoyed by Lovie Smith. He NEVER, EVER should have been put in as a WR, but the asshole with headset knew better than us. In addition to all that, they have zero roster depth. What happens when Marshall breaks a leg? Forte? Sorry, I’m not completely sold yet with Michael Bush. TE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Why is Kellen Davis still here? Oh yeah, that idiot Smith likes him for some reason. What a goddamned joke.

    And speaking of that arrogant assbag piece of shit, the only reason that cocksucker is still drawing a paycheck from the Bears is THE OLD BITCH still has a hard-on for the asshole. Get it through your fucking cement head that the Bears will win NOTHING with that overrated shitstain calling the shots.

    Yeah, they’re 8-4. And they’re the worst 8-4 team I’ve ever seen. If you can’t figure that out, you’re fucking hopeless. The only way they’re going to the Super Bowl is if they buy a fucking ticket.

  5. Fro Dog Says:

    All because their record says 8-4 doesn’t mean shit. Did you not watch the game on Sunday against the Seahawks? I was at that game and saw much more than I wanted to see. You enjoy Lovie’s “prevent” defense? It’s the same shit everytime. How are you not sick and tired of seeing them shit themselves late in games because they refuse to do anything new?

    That’s Lovie’s defense. He relies on them getting turnovers and not even the best of defenses can count on doing that. You have to actually stop teams in other ways (punt, turnover on downs, etc.).

    I have a stat for you: After the last two losses by the Bears, this site has seen it’s traffic triple in new visitors per day. It shows that the few of us that are on this site aren’t the only ones that think Lovie is a dumbass. You are one of a finite amount that thinks the Bears and Lovie, are worth a damn. While I don’t mind the increased traffic on this site, I know that the reason behind it is because the Bears continue to have mediocre performances and they are ran by coaches who clearly, don’t know shit about what they are doing.

  6. genrebuster Says:

    Yeti ignores the stats that count because he’s NOT SO SMART….

    ….so willing to accept — or is it embrace (?) — mediocrity.

    Truly PATHETIC.

  7. genrebuster Says:

    chucky posted: “They’re 7-0(barely) against teams with a sub .500 record, and 1-4 against teams that have a .500 record or better.”

    What does that tell us?

  8. DVXPrime Says:

    Okay folks, who’s hurt this week, and what are the Bears’ chances?

    (Sorry, busy w/school this weekend…)

  9. Yeti Says:

    ” chucky posted: “They’re 7-0(barely) against teams with a sub .500 record, and 1-4 against teams that have a .500 record or better.”

    What does that tell us?”

    It tells is he doesn’t know the teams the Bears have played. Colts, Vikings, and Cowboys all have .500 records or better

  10. chucky Says:

    What does that tell us?

    It tells me Yeti is grasping at straws. That one win I gave them was against the Colts you stupid bastard. They still have only one fucking win against a team above .500. Both Dallas and the Vikings are at .500. Here’s a little riddle for you numbnuts. What do the Bears, Cowboys, Vikings and Colts all have in common?

    All four of those teams will be watching the Super Bowl in the comfort of their own living rooms.

    And by the way, the rest of the year will look like this:

    Vikings 26 – Bears 14.

    Packers 41 – 10.

    Arizona 14 -3.

    Bears 20 – Lions 7.

    And out of the playoffs.

  11. Yeti Says:

    Your quote: “and 1-4 against teams that have a .500 record or better.”

  12. Raymond Says:

    I think Chucky could be wrong because there is a very good chance the Bears finish the season 8-8 by losing to Lions. It will be interesting to see Adrian Peterson ring up a few 80 yarders on the Bears prevent D.

    May be you guys can put up an on-line petition for firing Lovie. I think by the end of the season, you can collect a few hundred thousand signatures and that may get the attention of Philips.

  13. chucky Says:

    OK Yeti, you got me. I was wrong. I’ll admit it. Happy? By my count you’ve done it only once, and it was after the SF game. Aside from
    that, when was the last time time you did it?

    The Bears still suck, mainly because of that shitstain head coach.

    I doubt that would work Raymond. Ginny still loves him for some reason. But I do like your thinking.

  14. genrebuster Says:

    …and the end result is….Lovie still sucks and should be fired.

  15. Spete Says:

    I think with a new head coach they could be decent. A coach that realizes his teams strengths and weaknesses. We need to score a lot more points lets face it. Going into the 4th quarter with a slim lead and they’re fucked. Put more urgency into scoring like new england does, no tom brady i realize but they’re way too conservative on offense, thinking their d can hold it. Understand that it’s not working lovie and maybe we can get better play out of the talent we do have. It seems beyond lovie’s comprehension though so…this team’s fucked against better than average teams.

  16. Fro Dog Says:

    On The Score this morning, they talked about Lovie’s record against teams above .500 since he took over as head coach. Anybody want to take a guess at what that is? Mac and Spiegal said he is 19 games under .500 against teams with winning records. I think it was 18-37 or something like that. Yep. Lovie is an excellent coach.

  17. chucky Says:

    Fro…I didn’t realize it was that bad. How in the hell did this asshat get a reputation as a good coach?

  18. Fro Dog Says:

    There is no logical answer. We shouldn’t be shocked at this, right? We have been victim to the antics of one, Lovie Lee Smith for nearly 10 years now. I wonder what teams like the Steelers or Patriots would do if they had mediocrity like this.

    Fast forward to this Sunday, the most important game of the year. The Bears need to win out to get the division or take three out of their last four games to secure a playoff spot. I doubt any reasonable fan would bet on that.

  19. chucky Says:

    Yeti would.

  20. genrebuster Says:

    chucky…Fro said “reasonable”….

  21. chucky Says:

    Genre….I know. I didn’t say he was “reasonable”.

    But he may well be “serviceable”.

  22. Fro Dog Says:

    This is the awesome Bears’ defense we all know and love.

  23. chucky Says:

    All I can say is that Buffone and OB will probably be outright apeshit pissed off after this clusterfuck.

  24. Yeti Says:

    The Bears D basically gave up one TD.. Fuck this offense

  25. M Says:

    Fire Lovie. He reminds me of Bob Geldof’s character (pink) sitting in front of the tv in The Wall. Is he like that at closed door meetings to? Freakin guy shows no leadership on the sidelines, no emotion.
    Mike Tice is a rock head. That 4th and inches against Seattle lost their season. Kick a field goal, they win the game.

  26. Realist Says:

    Everyone wants to put the blame entirely on Angelo for putting together this dog shit team. Since the 06 season and Super Bowl appearence, when they played a bunch of tomato cans to get there, fuck head lovie and his giant ego have had a big hand in drafting these shitty players ,namely that big pussy Davis. This asshole has fucked this team for years!


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