It’s March. So you know what that means: March Madness. We’re going to shift away from basketball for just a bit here however. Since this is the worst site on the internet, I have decided to copy off others and have my own “tournament” here. Here is what I have for you, my two loyal readers:
March Madness: Most gorgeous women on Chicago TV today. Unlike other tournaments, this one will have exactly 16 of Chicago’s finest women on TV. After going through all of the stations, I actually had about 20-22 but decided to keep it simple. There will be honorable mentions of women who were lost in the shuffle. So, instead of 64 or 32, we start off right away with a Sweet (Or sizzling) 16 and then, go from there.
There will be four regions. They are: Irish Yeti, Mad City Mac, Chucky and Jimmy D. Starting Wednesday or Thursday, games will be played with the championship sometime in the next week or two. Polls will be available where all of you can vote. I think I’ll have the poll up for each game at least a day or two along with what makes some of these women great.
I understand there could be Bears news coming up in the next few days so if that ends up taking over the site for a little bit, I promise, I will get to this stuff eventually.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
March 11, 2013 at 8:37 pm
Alex, I’ll take Kate Upton for $1,000.
March 11, 2013 at 8:49 pm
Finally! you give me something to comment on…also, anybody else ready for another 100-loss season? We’re coming back in July to visit family and my wife actually wants to take the little one to witness the world’s largest urinal. I need to convince her I think it’s best our daughter avoids Clark and Addison for as long as possible!
March 12, 2013 at 5:34 am
Fro, I’m honored!!
March 12, 2013 at 8:53 am
Same here Fro. This will be a ride. I can promise all of you that my region will be PISSED OFF!
Matt….DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!! Your daughter may never forgive you.
March 12, 2013 at 4:06 pm
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-chicago-bears-martellus-bennett-20130312,0,4124007.story
Look everybody! The Bears signed a tight end who can actually catch a football. I already like this new regime better than the old one.
March 12, 2013 at 8:52 pm
Also looks like they signed an OL already as well. Good times!
Will we miss any of the Bears fee agents (Urlacher, Idonijie, Lance Louis)?
Also for those of us on the East Coast, please post pics of the ladies. thxokbye!
March 12, 2013 at 10:04 pm
DVX,
Lance Louis was playing well last year until Jared Allen put a cheap shot on him and ended his season. I didn’t think he was going to become a Pro-Bowler but he did help the line.
As far as the ladies are concerned, I already have that taken care of since most of you guys are actually out of state and same with some of the people that just read this garbage but don’t comment. The games in the Irish Yeti region begin Wednesday.
March 13, 2013 at 12:02 pm
Kellen Davis has been released by the Bears. Too bad he’ll have to walk home after he couldn’t catch a bus back…
Zing!
In all seriousness, Kellen, don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
March 13, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Fro…Matt Toeaina and Matt Spaeth are getting cut next. Just saw it on the Score website.
I hope you got some good looking ladies for my region! Will I be allowed to date any of them?
March 13, 2013 at 2:32 pm
You’ll like the selection that I found. Just wait until Monday. And no. They aren’t available for you. If I choose them, I get them. It’s science.
March 13, 2013 at 2:36 pm
No, that’s bullshit. They’re in MY region, goddamnit!!!!!!!!
I want only one anyway. At my age that’s about all can take!
March 13, 2013 at 2:51 pm
Chucky, you’re one ANGRY man.
But this should make us both happy. The cuts to Davis, Spaeth and Toeania save the Bears roughly $4-$5 million in cap space. The guys at Fire Ron Turner are going all out with their coverage. The draft should be exciting in just over a month.
March 13, 2013 at 3:35 pm
What, me angry? No way man. It’s just that my blood pressure is slightly elevated.
On a different subject, I’m listening the score and Boers and Bernstein are having some fun with the new pope getting elected today. And also, did here who’s over at the Vatican?
Yup, it’s Dennis Rodman! First it’s Kim Jung Un, and now Pope Francis. Now there’s a mismatch!
Good riddance to the cuts the Bears are making. Anybody still want that idiot Lovie around? I’ll tell you this much, NONE of those cuts would have happened if that miserable shitstain had stayed here. And anybody wondering why he wasn’t hired as head coach of another team. I’m not.
March 13, 2013 at 11:24 pm
Nice to see the Bulls lose by 32 points to the Sacramento Kings. 2 for 21 from behind the arc and they shoot 38% from the field overall. I wonder where the idiots are at now to defend that PATHETIC excuse for a head coach.
Also, Chucky, does it not feel good to have an actual general manager running the Bears? I think this is the first one in my lifetime that actually knows what he is doing.
March 14, 2013 at 9:16 am
Fro…they didn’t lose by 32. It was worse, it was 42. 121-79. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?! Those idiots defend Thibodeau are still out there. They were too busy over at the Vatican with Dennis Rodman.
An actual GM running the Bears? The last time that was when Jerry Vainisi was the GM, and we all know what he accomplished. It’s been so long I almost forgot what it was like.
March 14, 2013 at 10:58 am
Crap! My math was off 10. Someone get Yeti on the phone.
Also, I am heading to that TNA show tonight in Hoffman Estates. For you, I will ask Hogan when he will get off the crutches and back in the ring.
March 14, 2013 at 11:26 am
Have I done something to piss you off Fro?
Seriously, I watched most of the PPV last Sunday. Did you hear that Bully Ray won the title and reveiled himself as President of Aces and 8’s? Wow, they just don’t get it. He also dump Brooke Hogan. “Devon, let the bitch cry!” Oh boy.
Have a good time tonight. Are you bringing your signs tonight? I wonder if they would let use that “Larry Horse wants Ice Cream” sign of yours. I talked to Larry last night. He still hasn’t gotten his title match yet. And he’s mad about it.
March 14, 2013 at 12:09 pm
I am not bringing any signs tonight anyway. I did hear about Bubba Ray being the leader. I couldn’t believe I saw D’Lo Brown there either. I thought he was just a backstage guy. I guess getting fat and out of shape happens when you don’t take roids and get old?
March 14, 2013 at 12:42 pm
You should bring a sign. I’ll watch to see if you make it on TV again.