In fact, here’s your Chicago Bulls since 2004. Not shown: Missed free throws, a bunch of turnovers and horrible shots. And for you idiots out there, I want to apologize for being wrong and saying that the Bulls would lose in six. Correction. They’ll lose in seven. Oops.
Enjoy.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
May 2, 2013 at 10:23 pm
Inside the box score (cue Yeti):
Jimmy Butler: 48 Minutes; missed free throw
Joakim Noah: 43 minutes (bad foot and only suppose to play 25 minutes max); three missed free throws
Taj Gibson (Dip shit): 17 minutes, missed free throw, fouled out – Wait, how does someone get six fouls in 17 minutes?
Daequan Cook: DNP – Coach is a dumbass.
Vladamir Radmonovic: DNP – Coach is a dumbass
Richard Hamilton, Marcus Teague and Nazr Mohammed all played less than five minutes.
Nazr Mohammed, who has played well when called upon, played just over two minutes in this game. Why didn’t he play more? Because the coach is a dumbass.
May 3, 2013 at 8:54 am
Mohammed didn’t play because the coach hates MOOSLIMS.
May 3, 2013 at 9:04 am
Evidently, the entire team has the damned flu too. That was one reason Noah played so much. There was no one else. Too bad Rose can’t see what the fuck is happening and overcome being such a goddamned headcase.
May 3, 2013 at 10:16 am
Wow. How lame is this?
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2013/05/03/comcast-reporter-susanna-collins-no-longer-with-network/
One more time: Sack Machine!
May 3, 2013 at 12:18 pm
May 3, 2013 at 1:04 pm
Well, our runner-up from the tournament in March is axed. Comcast SportsNet has a history of doing this and much has to do with the Blackhawks telling them to do that. So if a customer comes to me and says I should fire my employee, I should do it too?
2009 – Josh Mora wasn’t given a new contract because he reported that Dale Tallon was being fired as Blackhawks GM. The Blackhawks were mad because he reported it before they announced it.
2010 – Jen Patterson was fired for being seen at a Bears game with Blackahwks’ defenseman, Nick Boynton. After being seen, she was fired a week later.
2012 – Gail Fischer’s contract was not renewed for undisclosed reasons (With her history, she might have had a personal relationship with a player on the Bulls.)
And now in 2013, Susannah Collins for a slip-up that I am sure thousands of other reporters around the world might have done a time or two in their careers. If you go to YouTube, you’ll see plenty of mistakes. She made one, quickly corrected herself and then moved on.
Let me ask you guys: How does an actual whore like Sarah Spain at ESPN 1000 get a job and keep it after she offered a “date” on eBay before the Super Bowl with the Bears in 2007? If anybody thinks that it was just a date and nothing more, I have swampland in Florida that I can sell you for cheap.
This is bullshit at it’s finest. If I was an employee there right now, I’d be looking for the next available gig today. You can’t get away with anything anymore.
May 3, 2013 at 1:05 pm
Yes Fork. He is my fellow MOOSLIM. It’s still bullshit because he has actually played well and they could have used him for more than the two minutes he played. Then again, ThomASS is the head coach.
May 3, 2013 at 4:06 pm
Bases loaded, 1 out. What happens?
Sorryass strikes out (and looked like Sean Marshalls bitch in doing it), Nate Shithole grounds out to first. Inning over.
Fuck the Cubs.
May 3, 2013 at 6:03 pm
Anyone else sick of Belinelli’s wild ass shots? this guy would pry be larry bird if he would set his fucking feet! How about Rose jumping off that bench, looked fine to me, man up pussy!!! Gut the team, keep butler and noah and dump the rest, even the overhyped soon to be washed up d rose…. after watching the ncaa tourny the league will soon be flooded with the bursty little guards better then mr rose
May 3, 2013 at 7:26 pm
David Lee warming up and possibly available for Round 2… just makes D-Rose look that much worse. Honestly, can’t believe Rose hasn’t returned for the playoffs. At least in a limited role. I mean, wtf.
May 4, 2013 at 3:17 pm
GODDAMNED CARLOS FUCKING MARMOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE THE MOST WORTHLESS FUCKING GODDAMNED PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF I WERE THERE I’D KICK YOU RIGHT IN THE FUCKING NUTS!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU MARMOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 4, 2013 at 3:25 pm
Arrested at Wrigley Field….$5000
Hospital bills after security fucks you up….$12,000
Lawyer Fees….$7500
Running out on the field and punting Marmol in the nuts, making espn and living forever in Cubs lore….PRICELESS!!
May 4, 2013 at 3:33 pm
Hey! Marmol is serviceable…for a few runs…PATHETIC.
May 4, 2013 at 3:33 pm
you know the more i think about this it wouldnt be hard at all to get past one of those 70 year old ushers, hop to the the bullpen and do this, the advertising from the youtube hits should pay for everything , im sure we could take a collection to cover the rest if it doesnt…. when we going chucky??
May 4, 2013 at 3:40 pm
chucky, I found 2 seats in section 106 (real close to the bullpen) aug 22 for $41
May 4, 2013 at 4:10 pm
cubs suck…..by then, with any luck the Cubs will have unloaded that shitstain for a bag of batting practice balls.
But your idea has merit. I’ll keep it in mind.
May 4, 2013 at 10:20 pm
One of these days, a Cubs starter will put in seven innings of shut out pitching, leave with a five run lead, then watch the bullpen choke it all way in the last two innings, including you-know-who giving up the tying, go-ahead, and at least one more insurance run in the ninth. Said starter will then punch out his sorry-assed reliever brethren in full view of whatever TV cameras are positioned near the Cubs dugout.
Can somebody look up the 2013 Cubs’ starters’ ERA compared to the relievers?
Meanwhile, in the heart of Brooklyn…
Fuck Brooklyn, fuck Rucker Park, fuck Bernard King, fuck Jay-Z and his skanky wife, fuck their Russian petro-dollars, and FUCK. NEW YORK. BASKETBALL. And fuck James Dolan and Carmelo too, your sorry Knickerbocker asses nearly blew it last night.
The Bulls are running on fumes and walking wounded at this point. Game 1 of The Scrimmage starts Monday. Hope they can sleep on the plane, and maybe there’s a faith healer on the flight to South Beach?
Here’s hoping GarPax are looking for some help for Rose when he comes back next season.
Go Bulls.
May 6, 2013 at 8:54 am
“And for you idiots out there, I want to apologize for being wrong and saying that the Bulls would lose in six. Correction. They’ll lose in seven. Oops.”
“will lose first round series because of it.”
“Enjoy watching your team exit the first round Jerry Reinsdorf.”
” The Bulls will be playing the Pacers or Nets in the first round, where they will promptly, lose in six games. Write it down and in a month, we’ll see who’s correct. If I am wrong, it means the Bulls lost in seven games. My bad if that happens.”
May 6, 2013 at 9:27 am
Good job Yeti. You’re right. I’m wrong. I’m such a boob!
By the way, according to the others here, when you’re wrong, you tend to hide away in your trailer for about a week, come back out, throw some stats at everyone while forgetting to acknowledge your errors from before. At least I have the cajones to admit I’m wrong.
May 6, 2013 at 1:34 pm
No, the way it plays out is ” FUCK THESE GUYS. TRADE THEM FOR A BAG OF BALLS. DIE OLD BITCH. CUT (Insert Stupid Nickname, i.e. ThomASS)…”
I throw out some stats that disprove a statement that’s pretty retarded.
I get “FUCK YOUR STATS AND FUCK YOU”
And then I leave it at that.
May 6, 2013 at 1:42 pm
“And then I leave it at that.”
You left out that you crawl back under your rock you dumb fuck.
That’s how it plays out. And we’re still waiting for to you admit that you were wrong, just once. C’mon bitch! Let’s see it!
May 6, 2013 at 1:44 pm
Oh, and I verbally abuse, Chucky, cause fuck that guy. I wish Robert still posted so I could laugh at him, too
May 6, 2013 at 1:55 pm
Well if your stats are coming from sources similar to “Steve The Ump,” then I see why nobody buys into them.
May 6, 2013 at 3:26 pm
usually, it’s baseball-reference.com
May 6, 2013 at 3:46 pm
Dipshit….if I thought you could “verbally abuse” anyone I might take you seriously. Since you’re just an ignorant bastard, you and your bullshit mean nothing to me. Quite frankly, I think your only purpose in life is to have people tell you to go fuck yourself. I start it off.
Yeti….go fuck yourself.
May 6, 2013 at 3:50 pm
Your dead whore grandmother didn’t tell me to fuck myself
May 6, 2013 at 4:07 pm
Don’t ever make the mistake of thinking you say ANYTHING about my family. You aren’t nearly man enough. I’ll attack YOU here. Not your family. Don’t ever make that mistake again asshole.
That is the only warning you’ll receive.
May 6, 2013 at 7:08 pm
So, what’s that about can’t abuse you?
May 6, 2013 at 10:57 pm
Leave it him to insult someone’s family member…classy.
May 7, 2013 at 6:03 am
What part of leave my family don’t you understand numbnuts?
May 7, 2013 at 7:13 am
Such a PATHETIC little tool. “Retarded”…”Your dead whore grandmother didn’t tell me to fuck myself”.
The one thing Yeti excels at is defending the LOSERS who contribute heavily to the LOSING.
Oh, I forgot…he’s great at counting beans, too!
May 7, 2013 at 7:17 am
I bet Yeti is still at the table…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lumVdbecsdQ