When the Bears fired Lovie Smith, you assumed that the stupid calls were over. You thought when the Bears have first and goal, they would call a play that actually works. Or something like that. The last two losses the Bears have had, Trestman deserves the majority of the blame along with the piece of shit defense that can’t stop a nosebleed. There were too many penalties as well. PATHETIC. There is so much shit to talk about, as usual, so let’s get to it.
Offense: Giving the ball to Michael Bush is a bad idea. With first and goal at the start of the second half, Trestman calls a pass play with Bush wide open. It falls right through his hands. RUN THE FUCKING BALL TO FORTE YOU IDIOTS! Then, on fourth down, they finally decide to hand the ball off. To Michael Bush. Fuck that guy. Then, on the touchdown that they actually scored in the second half, the refs did everything they could to give the Bears chance, after chance, after chance with penalties on the Rams. Trestman continued to call plays for Bush and he mercifully, scored on the 29th opportunity.
You know what? McCown did everything he could to help the team. There were some drops by the receivers and that contributed to this loss. Matt Forte also fumbled the ball on the first drive of the game. Not that it mattered in the end.
Defense: Kellen Clemens: This is your career moment. Fuck these guys. Too many penalties. Chris Conte sucks. Zack Bowman does too. Both of these assholes have no business being in the NFL. The rest of the defense sucks too. Running backs for the Rams had about 250 yards on the ground. What is this? Tecmo Bowl? The Rams running backs were like Bo Jackson and Marcus Allen. There was also a 2nd and 19 play (actually, I think two of them) and Kellen Clemens, who was Joe Montana for a few hours, threw for first downs. How is an NFL defense this bad? I get that there are injuries and all that but come on. Cover somebody. Stack the box. DO SOMETHING.
Special Teams: For the love of God, WHY DOES THIS TEAM ALWAYS HAVE 47 PENALTIES EVERY FUCKING GAME? Fuck. Illegal block in the back. Holding. Whatever. Devin Hester gets a touchdown and then what happens? Holding on Chris fucking Steltz. Fuck him too. I cannot wait for Phil Emery to tell these fucking hacks to take a hike after the season is finished.
Next up: The Buccaneers beat the Lions. That’s right my friend. The Lions are beginning to act the Lions. The Packers tied with the Vikings. The Bears, somehow, someway, are still tied for first place. Of course, they have to have a better record but they by some form of miracle, still have a chance to win the division because they can forget about the wild card spots. The Panthers beat the Dolphins late. The Bears play the Vikings on the road next Sunday. Adrian Peterson cannot wait.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
November 24, 2013 at 4:48 pm
The 3 stooges (plus Minnesota). Who wants the division and a first-round home loss to CAR/SF/ARZ?
November 24, 2013 at 5:41 pm
It seems that the titanic suckfest that is the NFC East has invaded the Central division too. How is it even possible that the Bears are still in this race? They should be completely out of contention with how shitty they’ve played lately.(mainly defense) This entire division has turned into a giant pile of suck ass bullshit. Goddamn, fuck this shit. I don’t even want to see how the rest of the season turns out.
November 24, 2013 at 8:58 pm
Well, the three game stretch (Ravens, Rams, Vikings) should have all been wins for the Bears to have a legitimate chance at the playoffs. With this loss, they must win out. I don’t care how bad the division is. They have to win out to guarantee the division.
In other news today, the Bulls lost by 39 to the Clippers.
I guess when they were talking about the circus trip, they didn’t tell us the Bulls were going to be in the act.
November 24, 2013 at 9:03 pm
Im rooting for the Bears to do the opposite and LOSE OUT for better draft picks.
Speaking of rebuilding time for the Bulls to consider that option..
Go Blackhawks!! The only team in Chicago sports NOT rebuilding.
November 24, 2013 at 9:47 pm
CS,
Forget going to a Bulls game in January. We should go see the Blackhawks. I am going to see them in Montreal in January but maybe in February or March, we should drive there. I am going to be done going to Bulls games for a while. I still have tickets for the Monday night game in two weeks for the Bears but the way this season is going, that should be about it for this year. I saved money for the playoffs but, I don’t think that’s looking too good.
November 25, 2013 at 8:54 am
“For the love of God, WHY DOES THIS TEAM ALWAYS HAVE 47 PENALTIES EVERY FUCKING GAME?” Well, you must have missed the graphic shown in the game that indicated the Bears were second in the league for fewest penalties before this game, so “ALWAYS” is a little wrong. Actually, it’s dead wrong
November 25, 2013 at 10:09 am
Alright guys. I exaggerated the “47” penalties a game. My bad. Any other stats for us? But make no mistake about it. Every damn game, there is an illegal block in the back or holding penalty on punts/kickoffs for the Bears. And the worst part is, they aren’t even near the ball most of the time. If I were Hester, I’d kick Steltz in his fucking nuts.
November 25, 2013 at 10:28 am
Oh, look. Derrick Rose is out for the season.
Bears suck. Bulls suck. Old man winter has arrived.
November 25, 2013 at 10:49 am
I guess sarcasm is a concept Yeti still doesn’t understand. Like everything else he’s ever been confronted with.
Fro….I just heard about Rose being out for the season too. But is there any word on his status for next year?
November 25, 2013 at 10:58 am
Nope. But Reggie Rose sure does! It’s time for the Bulls to clean house. Get rid of Deng, try to trade Boozer and/or Noah and get some draft picks back in return. Deng is a free agent so they might as well get something back. Knowing ThomASS though since he will unfortunately, still be around, he won’t play any of the rookies anyway. The way I see it, the Bulls should trade these guys now to get something in return and have them suck so bad, they miss the playoffs and try to to get lucky for a high draft pick. It’s really the only way.
November 25, 2013 at 1:40 pm
Sounds good Fro, I dont think the Bulls will be very fun to watch this year.
Time to dump the high priced talent and see what the rookies got. If we play our cards right we can get 2 top 15 picks to go along with another Derrick Rose comeback. That injury in a sense is a blessing to him, I dont think he has it after the ACL injury and he just bought some more time. Better buy some more pizza joints kid.
November 25, 2013 at 2:17 pm
Not sure how accurate this is, but I heard this morning on the score that Cutler might be out for the year now. Torn tendon in his ankle.
Great! Just fucking great. Another guy who is just completely snakebit.
GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 26, 2013 at 10:09 am
So with the Bears sucking up the television on Sundays I was hoping the Chicago Rush would get things figured out because I REALLY want to see them play my new favorite team http://www.lakissfootball.com/ Looks like I might have to wait 2 years…Fuck!