After last year’s dumpster fire on defense, I could give a shit who leaves. Peanut’s been burned so many times the last three years, he should be in some hospital’s long-term burn ward by now.
The Bulls continue their Phyrric run towards…whatever. If the season ended today they would be the fifth seed. That means seven ugly games followed by getting road-graded and curb-stomped by either Indiana or Miami.
If the Bulls ‘playoff run’ is televised, i think TNT/ESPN/whomever the fuck does the pre-game open, they should let Eli Roth (‘Hostel’) or Rob Zombie (‘House of 1000 Corpses’) direct it. Check it: alternating shots of a blood covered basketball player with scenes of missed dunks, broken and sloppy plays, air balls, and footage from the NBA’s worst bench-clearing brawls (‘Malice at the Palace’, y’all?).
ELI ROTH PRESENTS THE NBA EASTERN CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS.
Truth in Advertising, yo.
Does anybody know of any good basketball out of Illinois ABOVE the high school level (my hometown of Peoria is so fucked this year)? Jus’ askin’…
Ladies and gentleman, it’s been a while. Work has been kicking my ass lately. I see we have a Super Bowl coming up. Now, I trust that most of you are just like me and pray that the Broncos win. There is no coach or team in the NFL that I dislike more than Pete Carroll and the Seahawks. Nothing would make me happier than to see these turds go back to Seattle empty-handed.