Tom Thibodeau sure proves that he’s a basketball moron.


Inside the box score (cue Yeti and his minions):

Well, first off, the Bulls had a 25-point lead against the almighty Atlanta Hawks only to see it get down to six in the fourth quarter. Keep in mind, the Bulls had a similar lead on Sunday against the Super Lakers with the same results. The Bulls love blowing those big leads like hookers blowing returning customers. BUT IT’S THE NBA! Hey, the NBA has ties with hookers so I guess it’s fitting.

Moving on.

Alright, let’s check out a stat or two, shall we? Taj Gibson played 46 minutes. Joakim Noah played logged 41. Meanwhile, Erik Murphy played zero seconds, Tony Snell played a grand total of 13 minutes and Nazr Mohammed hardly played at all. By the way, 6/13 on free throws. Just wait until they play an actual decent team and not the Lakers or Hawks.

I tell you what guys. Tom Thibodeou is an elite coach. I tell you, he’s really elite when it comes to injuring his own players and not giving a shit about them not making free throws.  No doubt about it. He will not change. He will continue to do the same thing over and over again while expecting different results. Can someone please page Albert? It’s been a while since he’s made an appearance on my poopy website.

Give this guy an extension now. Not later today. Not tomorrow. NOW!!!

15 Responses to “Tom Thibodeau sure proves that he’s a basketball moron.”

  1. chucky Says:

    ThomASS is not an elite coach. He’s an elite asshole. PERIOD. And he’s a fucking hack too. Where do you guys see Jimmy Butler in five years? Or Noah? Or Gibson. I see them fucking crippled because of this asshole head coach.

    Elite coach? BULLSHIT!!!!!

  2. abdallaha92 Says:

    well fro dog, seeing as i can’t stop getting notices to your new articles i guess i’ll just comment this once. YOU CAN’T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS. erik murphy is a garbage player, nazr can’t play anymore. scott brooks wouldn’t play him even with a sorry ass starting center like kendick perkins. snell is still learning as a rookie, he’s shooting 38 percent for God sake. if we played them more they would have lost. we would have lost unless we kept playing them. and once again we won. now you can say minutes are important, even if you lose games, like greg popavich. or you say minutes aren’t important and try to win every game, but you can’t have it both ways. btw with boozer taj only played 30 minutes a game. with asik noah only played 30 minutes a game. depth matters when it comes to minutes.

  3. abdallaha92 Says:

    btw when i said we would have lost unless we kept playing them i meant the starters.

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    Dude, I am not going to argue against anything you have said. Two reasons: First I don’t think you know what you’re talking about. Second, I cannot argue points with someone who can’t even capitalize the “I” when it is by itself. Come on man. I am not trying to be the grammar police because even I make mistakes at times. But would it hurt to spell everything out correctly and use proper grammar/punctuation when you post a comment? I feel like I am arguing with an 11-year old.

  5. Pie in the Sky Says:

    I like how he doesn’t use proper capitalization for anything but “God.”

  6. chucky Says:

    How about the use of the word “we”? I didn’t know that had become the Bulls. Who is this “we”? I think I’ve already covered the shitty punctuation/capitalization/piss-poor grammar once before. I’ve learned that, in a lot of cases, it’s people just too fucking lazy to push the Shift button for capitol letters. And I’ve always found those people, without exception, to be massively stupid.

  7. doG Says:

    Mr. abdallaha92: When using my name, please spell it correctly. Woof.

  8. Fro Dog Says:

    USA Men’s Hockey beat the crap out of Slovakia 7-1 with all but one goal coming in the second period. They face the communists on Saturday.

    Our ladies lost to Canada yesterday and now, the future Mrs. Fro Dog was talking to Dan Patrick today and pretty much stated that she is ANGRY about the loss. She went on to say that if they play them again, the same result won’t happen.

    In other words, there will be BLOOD.

  9. e=mc2 Says:

    Gentlemen and Women:

    I find that Shakespeare is always a refreshing read after long hours in the laboratory.

    “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet” …such a lovely thought. I wonder how the superstar guard of your Chicago Bulls basketball team feels about that.

    I’ve been reviewing the data as pertaining to minutes played by Chicago Bulls players. I’ve been weighing this against other Bulls data, including wins-losses, championships, and most importantly, injured players.

    The data strongly suggests to me that the current Bulls coach may not be elite, after all (an extensive knowledge of wormholes is not required to come to this conclusion).

    Elite (according to Merriam-Webster)

    : the people who have the most wealth and status in a society : the most successful or powerful group of people

    : a person who is a member of an elite : a successful and powerful person

    I must take leave now, to attend a luncheon with my good friend “Leo”. The guest speaker will lecture on the hypnotic effect that goats and sheep inflict upon the uneducated and ignorant who walk among us. I pray an excellent whiskey is provided.

    Fondly, Albert

  10. jimmy d. Says:


    You know that I’m in your corner, but…Dude, if you’re gonna “call someone on the carpet” for shitty punctuation/capitalization/piss-poor grammar…then, you can’t reference “capitol letters” when you mean to say “capital letters”. Sorry, just saying! Everyone makes mistakes…because very few proofread before clicking on “Post Comment” or “Submit”!!!

    Jimmy D.

  11. chucky Says:

    Point taken Jimmy. I stand corrected.

    At least I can do that much.

  12. Cubs Bears Bulls Sox Suck Says:

    LOL @ Grammar Nazis

  13. genrebuster Says:

    chucky, good thing Mitch Cumstein hasn’t been around for awhile…he’d have a conniption (yes, I checked for proper spelling)…..

  14. chucky Says:

    Mitch can get over himself, if you know what I mean.

  15. Fro Dog Says:

    Jimmy Butler played 46 minutes in last night’s game. 46 minutes.


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