These recaps being written before games even end are becoming routine for me. I had the chance to go to this game today but realized that even though most think I’m stupid, I am not this stupid and decided against it. The Bears have lost again and now, are three games out of first place. The Dolphins came into Soldier Field and knocked around the Bears.
Offense: Is anybody else sick of that play where as soon as the ball is snapped, the quarterback throws right to the side (bubble screen, immediate pass to a reciever)? That play never fucking works. I was saying that shit when Jauron was coaching and likewise for Lovie. Why the fuck is it when a new coach or coordinator comes in, the SAME FUCKING PLAYS are being called? When a team gets a new staff, they should do something different. Maybe we need Albert to talk to the Bears about the definition of insanity. Flush the toilet on this shit.
Dickface threw an interception and fumbled the ball after being hit from behind. Dante Rosario also thought it would be awesome to hold the ball out for it to be fumbled and recovered by the Dolphins.
Defense: Sucks. Sucks. Sucks.
Special Teams: Sucks.
Next up: The Patriots on the road. This should be fun. Tom Brady is jumping around like a seven year-old in a toy store waiting for this one.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
October 19, 2014 at 2:51 pm
This goddamned team is a fucking train wreck. Fortunately for me, AMC is running a marathon of my movies all day long. Right now, that’s been more entertaining than the half assed football played by the team owned by some OLD BITCH!
DVX said in the previous thread to fire Mel Fucker. I’ll do him one better. Fire Marc Trestman. This fucking idiot is in way over his goddamned head. He doesn’t have a clue what to do next. This season is going to be real fucking ugly.
FUCK YOU, YOU OLD BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 19, 2014 at 3:00 pm
The Bears are so fucking doomed. They let Ryan Tannehill pick them apart on their own turf. After three quarters he was 19 for 21 with 208 yards and with 4 rushes for 50 yards, including one for 30 at a 4th and 1.
How the fuck can our offense wait until mid aye thru the second half to start being productive. Why did Forte only get 12 carries throughout the whole damn game? We can’t get more than 14 points off the Dolphins? At home?
Amazing that the Bears didn’t get blown out on the scoreboard, but they still got their asses pushed up and down Soldier Field. Three stupid ass turnovers by the offense, and the Bears gave up four sacks. Fuck, I thought they fixed that problem.
Motherfuckers. I’m one more Bears loss and another stupid ass player scandal from turning off the NFL for the year. Fuck this, we may as well be watching soccer at this point.
October 19, 2014 at 3:07 pm
The sex scene in “The Bride of Chucky” is phenomenal!!
October 19, 2014 at 3:09 pm
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes to being worn out each time I see the immediate screen pass to the receiver.
The receivers had nothing on the defensive backs of Miami all day. The biggest gain of the game on offense came on a defensive pass interference.
Fifty-four yards of total offense after the first half. I wonder what the game plan was.
After the game, a player from the Bears is heard yelling “This needs to hurt, this needs to hurt!”
October 19, 2014 at 3:14 pm
CBSS….Yes it was. I thoroughly enjoyed myself!
Buffone is losing his fucking mind! The Bears need him so badly as head coach.
October 19, 2014 at 3:32 pm
And Hell’s Bells, the Packers won again and Detroit even came back unexpectedly and won their game as well. Looking at the remaining games for the Packers and the Lions isn’t heartening. And Trestman, in his post game interview, just said “That is one sick locker room in terms of how we played…It starts with me.” Again.
October 19, 2014 at 3:38 pm
Then when the hell is he going to start changing things around? Saying “It starts with me” is bullshit. If it does start with you, THEN CHANGE GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 19, 2014 at 5:33 pm
Trestman=wrong man for the job. He doesn’t know what to do, does he? I don’t question Cutler’s “talent”…but talent and a buck (or so) will get you a cup of coffee. I have more doubts than ever that Cutler is the right QB for the PATHETIC Bears.
On the other hand, the defending champion Seahawks are sure underachieving, too….go figure.
Wait till next year (Bears)…or the next.
October 19, 2014 at 6:37 pm
Guess what everybody? First, Kyle Long tells the media that the fans should cheer more. Here we go again with athletes in Chicago sports bitching to the fans for not rooting for them more. First off, how the fuck are we suppose to cheer for a team that continues to suck? Second, unless my TV sucks, I heard the crowd cheer pretty damn loudly and rooting for the PATHETIC defense to make a stop. Instead, it’s Ryan Tannehill rushing for 30 yards on 4th and 1.
If any of you remember, Briggs and Urlacher two years ago said the same exact shit. Apparently, some of us spending hundreds and thousands of dollars every year to go watch these fucking hacks isn’t enough.
Lastly, many reports are out that Brandon Marshall was heard yelling at the overpaid and overrated kicker in the locker room after the game. Marshall was heard yelling “Just kick the ball”.
This shit is sounding a lot like Lovie’s lockeroom.
Trestman has lost control of his team. The inmates are running the asylum.
October 19, 2014 at 7:15 pm
Trestman had Forte running the ball twice in the first half. Cutler’s quarterback rating in the first half was 40.3. The only thing that looked as bad as the Bears offense was the turf.
Despite having Marshall, Jeffery, Forte, and Bennett, Trestman and Cutler have yet to score 30 points in a game this season.
It’s beyond me what the Bears did all week to put a team on the field that looked like that in the first half.
The inmates are indeed running the asylum.
October 19, 2014 at 7:41 pm
I know we disagree alot, but I’m pissed and I would rather say this to passionate fans. FUCK JAY CUTLER, FUCK MEL TUCKER, FUCK THE BEARS. GO HAWKS.
October 19, 2014 at 7:46 pm
Also Fro you are correct. That locker room is PATHETIC. Why the fuck do these guys feel so entitled? Urlacher =NO RING. Kyle can fuck off. Atleast Martellus Bennett pointed out we have the right to boo, and Marshall flipped out in the locker room.
October 19, 2014 at 11:06 pm
For some reason, I took the Bears giving 3 1/2 points on a parlay card; what the fuck was I thinking….then again, the fucking Bills fucked me against the Viqueens as well. I don’t know shit about this game.
October 19, 2014 at 11:34 pm
Don’t worry Madcity the shitty Bears pulled the wool over our eyes again. This year clean house. Get rid of Cutler. He’s just another Angelo bust. Only difference is Angelo traded 2 picks for him.
October 19, 2014 at 11:41 pm
Wait, a second-the same Bears fans who are too stupid to be quiet when the Bears are trying to run their offense aren’t noisy enough!?! Seriously, when you blame the fans, you got nothing left. How ever do teams win on the road praytell?
October 20, 2014 at 8:18 pm
When you suck and blame the fans, you are a total douchebag. Trestman has clearly lost control of the team….barring a miraculous turnaround this should be his final year.
Too bad Milton FUCKING Bradley doesn’t play football…he’d be a great addition to the locker room right about now.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA
barf.
October 20, 2014 at 8:32 pm
Apparently a reporter was baiting player after player with the specific question “What do you think about the fans booing at the end of the half?” All the other players didn’t take the bait, but for some reason Long fell for it and we’re shown his answer and not the question being posed to him. Not to excuse Long, but just to give his statement the proper context.