Bears can’t overcome turnovers and lack of conversions on third downs; lose to Patriots late*


*Note: I am writing the recap for Sunday’s game against the Patriots now so I don’t have to waste my time after it concludes. Let’s see how right (or wrong) I am.

Well, it just wasn’t enough today. The Bears started off well. Cutler was money the entire first quarter and alright in the second. Then, the wheels fell off on both sides. Tom Brady was out of rhythm and when the second half started, he turned back into Tom Brady. The defense couldn’t stop anybody. The Bears are now in last place and with the Packers playing tonight, they could be four games out of first place halfway through the season.

Offense: It seems like Forte is the only one giving a damn on offense. It finally looked like Trestman understood that running the ball is what this team needs. Even Lovie fucking Smith knew that he had to start running the ball when Martz was in charge. Instead, Trestman does it just for a bit and then, all of a sudden, it stops. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Every fucking year, we all think the Bears finally have it and just for it to all go to shit is what pisses me off the most. According the “experts”, the Bears have one of the most talented teams in the NFL. And it’s true. The problem is coaching. Cutler and the rest just aren’t being put in the best position to succeed. It’s 2nd and 5 in the red zone and Trestman calls a pass? Cutler throws it right to Alfonzo Denard with Marshall clearly covered. To make matters worse, the Bears are only down four late only for Cutler to throw the exact same pass in the same exact part of the field for his second interception. STOP THROWING IN DOUBLE-COVERAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD. FUCK!!!

Defense: Fine, it’s Tom Brady. Not many teams can stop him. But the fact of the matter is, the Bears couldn’t even stop E.J. fucking Manuel of the Bills (who’s now benched because God replaced him). But come on. At least try out there. Kyle Fuller is out there playing with a broken hand but Tim Jennings has been fucking terrible this year. He was burnt all last week by the Dolphins and today, Julian Edelman and Brandon LaFell made him their bitch. How fucking hard is it to for these assholes to stay on their receivers? Oh, and fuck Shea McClellin. I tried sticking up for this turd way too much. He couldn’t keep with Gronkowski and had terrible angles while trying to stop the run. The only ones who actually seem to give a fuck on defense are Ratliff, Young and Fuller. Everyone else, so not much. And that fucking sucks.

Special teams: Finally, someone on the Bears, Santonio Holmes, had a good return on one of punts. Sadly, it was called back by the 783rd illegal block in the back penalty by the Bears in the last five years. Congratulations special teams. You are the worst.

Next up: Thankfully, the Bears have a bye week. And by that, I mean they are waving bye to the 2014-2015 season. The icing on the cake will be in two weeks against the Packers at Lambeau on Sunday Night Football.

Fire Marc Trestman.

13 Responses to “Bears can’t overcome turnovers and lack of conversions on third downs; lose to Patriots late*”

  1. chucky Says:

    I can’t remember who said this at the moment, but there are some idiots out there who actually think the Bears will win this game. Further proof that this countries so called war on drugs is a total failure. It will be interesting to see how close this will play out on Sunday, but I won’t be surprised if it’s real close. Well done, my frendt!

  2. genrebuster Says:

    Fire Marc Trestman has a nice ring to it.

  3. jimmy d. Says:

    HOLY SHIT!!! Joe Maddon is available. This could be the actual step needed to propel our beloved Cubs to the pinnacle of World Series Champions! Get him signed…at any cost! OMG, there’s still hope that I could see a World Series Championship before I’m put into the ground!!! DO IT NOW!!!

  4. genrebuster Says:

    thx jimmy d. (see next post).

  5. Fro Dog Says:

    Shouldn’t Jimmy Clausen be out there playing instead of Cutler when the team is down 45-7? For the love of God, this coaching staff is clueless.

  6. chucky Says:

    Fro…..Rex is our quarterback……

    Thanks for the acid flashback buddy.

  7. Fro Dog Says:

    At least Rex had “some” success. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

    Back to Clausen, maybe get him some work in? That’s why I suggested it.

  8. chucky Says:

    Doug and OB are fucking PISSED!

  9. Fro Dog Says:


  10. kevcanx Says:

    51-23 patriots , virginia mccaskey isn`t alive she is being carried into the owners area

  11. SunriseZone Says:

    If last week was “unacceptable,” what is this week’s embarrassment?

  12. Tony Cossio Says:

    Predictable. I expected them to get blown out,we all did. I remember Brady throwing 5 TDs years ao at Soldier Field in a blizzard. It doesn’t negate the fact they abandoned the run for no reason other to lose. Conventional wisdom you run against a pass happy team, especially when they can’t stop the run.

  13. Tony Cossio Says:

    This is why you have to win the games you are supposed to win. Wouldn’t be bad if they beat Carolina and Buffalo. I don’t want to even talk about Lamar Houston, its gotten so bad nobody is bothering to pick on the small shit anymore.

    Let’s take a look at the schedule. Yeah, I count maybe 4 wins. Bucs, Vikes twice and maybe a steal against Detroit. They’ll be lucky to get 7 wins. Hopefully so, we can get a decent pick in the draft. Cutler is up 2016. Time to start thinking about a QB in the draft.


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