Derrick Rose, you are dumber than a box of rocks.


I should be in bed right now. Instead, I read about this shit.

I don’t know if this is true or not. But the fact that TMZ is reporting it (they’re usually right on everything), doesn’t convince me that it’s false. If this is true, the Bulls should do the right thing and release this asshole. Forget if there is an arrest. But even if it’s just a settlement of money, let this guy go. He’s proven to be a dumbass in society with him having someone else take his SAT’s to complaining to the media that he wants to stay healthy so he can go to his son’s graduation.

Fuck this guy.

10 Responses to “Derrick Rose, you are dumber than a box of rocks.”

  1. chucky Says:

    Seriously, I wanted this dumb motherfucker gone years ago. Dumber than a box of rocks? Fro, you state the obvious. I can’t even listen to this goddamned retard do an interview anymore. It’s obvious to me that the NBA has no drug policy at all. Listen to this dickweed! He’s had WAAAAAAAAAYYYYY too many bong hits. Hell, he’s probably drinking the bong water on top of it! Get this stupid fucking bong sucking douchecopter the goddamned hell out of Chicago. It’s only a matter of time before he scratches his fucking knee and then claim he can’t play because his “muscle memory isn’t 100%” or some goddamned bullshit like that.

    And this goes out to all you Dickweed Rose defenders out there: Go fuck yourselves. Dickweed Rose is goddamned headcase, he’s always been a headcase, and he always will be a headcase. Fuck him, and fuck you for supporting this useless sack of shit for all these years. Now is the time to him go be somebody else’s headcase. I’ve had enough of this fucking goddamned jag off.

  2. CubsBearsSoxSuck Says:

    Where was Reggie??

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    Reggie must have allowed to Derrick to get off of his nipple to go to L.A. and have some fun without supervision. But, when he comes back, Reggie must get this front row seats behind the rim along with the rest of his boys. If not, Derrick will sit out some games.

    I just hate the Bulls. I really do. Ever since the hiring of ThomASS and the Rose ACL tear the next year, it’s been progressively worse.

  4. dvxprime Says:

    Can this football/baseball/basketball offseason get ANY WORSE?

    Taking both the Patrick Kane and the Derrick Rose rape accusations together: one one side, you have a star athlete who let his head get too big and forced himself on a woman.

    On another side, you have an opportunistic skunk looking for a seven-figure payday.

    Them you have the rabid, hysterical feminists howling like banshees over the white male patriarchy dominated rape culture (and let me know when you harpies decide to confront the billion dollar internet porn industry).

    Next, the #BlackLivesMatter mob who will defend Derrick Rose “because everybody’s trying to bring the black man down!!!”

    Lastly, there are the social justice “warriors” on social media and the internet (and my, how they’ve turned Deadspin into a flaming trash pile of social justice whining) who believe America’s just a racist/sexist/homophobic/bigoted mess that should just surrender to the Russians so we can all be equally miserable under socialism (and probably abolish professional sports, which seems to be John Oliver’s ultimate wet dream).

    Oh, and let’s not forget the District Attorney’s Office and the multi-million dollar shysters who want to be the next Johnnie whateverhisnamewas who got OJ acquitted.

    Patrick Kane…dammit dude, I want to stick up for you, but something just eats away at my gut; seriously, would you want some asshole forcing himself on your mother/sister/wife/etc because he won a championship?

    Derrick Rose…His stock has dropped through the basement ever since that playoff game against the Sixers. A year off for the ACL to heal. Okay. Sitting out a second year (but still able to work out and take the occasional contact drill) and making silly public excuses? For real? Then doing nothing to help recruit players who might help you get to the NBA Finals, being a prick tease for half the season, then hitting the OFF switch in Game Six of the Eastern Confernece Finals? At home?

    Patrick Kane…just have to roll the dice and hope it all works out. Whatever happens in court (if it gets that far) only God knows what really happened between him and that woman.

    Derrick Rose? If he doesn’t have the heart for the game anymore, don’t bother sticking up for him anymore. Cut him loose, and let his brothers/posse sort out the legal shit.

    One last thing: Rose is involved in a civil suit. For a rape victim to seek justice through the criminal justice system is a living nightmare just to get a conviction and get the asshole sent to jail. If Derrick Rose slipped the woman a roofie and violated her, then do what you can to get his ass off the streets and into jail; don’t let him run free to do that shit to any woman he pleases. Just suing him for what should be a major felony? I’m sorry but that looks like a gold digger move.

    Aaand one more thing: anybody remember that movie “Knocked Up”, where Kathy Heigl gets stupid drunk and fucks some loser stoner ( no fucking taste in men, madame?)? Never mind an unwanted pregnancy; what if does the walk of shame and feels so humiliated, that even though she gave consent, she feels violated, and wants stoner boy charged with rape? Let’s throw that variable in there.

    My apologies for any political tangents I may have taken; I’m REALLY TIRED OF THIS SHIT.

  5. Fro Dog Says:

    DVX, I get that you’re pissed and ranting. Yes, only God knows (as well as the plaintiffs, defendants, etc.).

    The Tribune posted the civil suit on their website. If those text messages that she sworn were true and they have proof of it (I think they have to if they put it in the affidavit), then that doesn’t look good for Rose. And there are plenty of witnesses. If you can get through the whole report, good for you. Fair warning, it was really disturbing.

    I am not here to say both Kane and Rose are guilty. But the evidence against them, from what I’ve read, is strong.

    It pisses me off when I see these types of stories because these fucking idiots think they are entitled to get what they want because they are athletes.

    No woman deserves to be treated this way. I don’t care what the circumstances are. I do believe there are women out there for the money. But at the same time, a lot of these complaints are hard to make up, especially if there is physical evidence.

    We’ll see what happens.

  6. chucky Says:

    Great rant DVX. I enjoyed it. No need to apologize for anything fitness friend.

  7. dvxprime Says:

    In the meantime, we need to hope the Cubs can stay in the pennant race, through the World Series, because a great big tire fire just got started in Champaign. Fuck you, Fighting Illini. FUCK YOU.

  8. Fro Dog Says:

    Good Lord, the Bears are terrible.

  9. Fro Dog Says:

    I thought this new coaching staff would help the Bears cut down on the penalties. What’s that? You mean, this team still sucks? Oh, darn.


  10. Nightfaucon Says:

    I actually believe Rose’s innocence in this situation. C’mon, D-Minus was never a ladies’ man. This arrogant, spoiled man-child, in my opinion, is undeniably gay and dating Joakim Noah.


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