Fuck Robbie Gould and Kenny Albert with a rusty fence post: 49ers 26 Bears 20


There really isn’t much else to say. Robbie Gould, the most overrated kicker in football, threw yet, another game away for the Bears in his career by missing two easy field goals in this game.

I fucking knew it after the first miss that the Bears were going to lose this game. I told myself “remember that missed kick”.

Yet, the Bears got a gift at the end of the 4th quarter by some dude, who I already forgot his name, take back a 75-yard run to the 25 or whatever it was.

Gould misses again at the end of regulation.

Fuck Robbie Gould. Fuck him until he turns blue. And fuck Kenny Albert, too. If nobody believes he isn’t the kiss of death to Chicago sports now, then I don’t know what will convince them. Every big game he calls for a Chicago sports team, they end up losing. I would be very happy if someone ripped his vocal cords out.

Season over. Now, I can start looking forward to the offseason where I will pray that the Bears will release the highest paid and most overrated kicker in the NFL for someone who actually won’t bitch about money.

4 Responses to “Fuck Robbie Gould and Kenny Albert with a rusty fence post: 49ers 26 Bears 20”

  1. billybob Says:

    LOL. This game is classic chicago bears football. Cutler pick 6s missed field goals and shitty red zone play. Robbie Gould blew this game for the bears

  2. genrebuster Says:

    …glad I missed it. How many as he missed this year (cue Yeti)?

  3. dvxprime Says:

    FFUUUUUUCCK. Gould shanks two field goals, and the Bears’ defense gets ass-clowned by Blaine motherfucking Gabbert?

    What is wrong with this fucking team? Why can they not put the game away? How the hell do we give up rushing yards to QBs who are not known for scrambling? Why can’t the Bears’ defense get simple three and outs against simple ass junior rookie QBs?

    Goddamn this team, already. Motherfuckers.

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    I believe he’s missed five field goals this year.

    This game really reminded me of the one in Minnesota two years ago. There is about one game each for the Bears that they lose but without placing blame on coaches. Two years ago in Minnesota, Gould missed two field goals, including one that would have been the game winner in overtime.

    Same with this but both misses were in regulation. Yeah, Torrey Smith was wide open for that winning touchdown but fuck it, the defense did just enough to give them a chance to win. This goes solely on the most overrated kicker in football. I am really waiting for him to tell the media he wants a new contract again so he can feed his family.


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