REMOVE THIS PAIN FROM THIS MAN’S BODY. OH, LORD, I DEMAND YOU MAKE THIS MAN HEALTHY AND GREAT. YOU WILL BE CURED, NOW. AMEN!
15 – This is the number of the amount of players that are on the injury report for the Bears.
This is what it is, folks. This is getting very tiring. It’s so bad, I don’t even know who’s playing where and who is even on the team. This is probably one of the main reasons why this team is already making me tired. Earlier in the week, I might have thought it was just me working too much and needing time off. Maybe that has something to do with it, too, but this franchise is such a joke.
Now, Kyle Long has a “labrum issue”. I am not a doctor, but I would assume that type of issue means something along the lines of “it’s torn and he will miss the whole season”. The Bears should stop insulting the fans and media by just telling us that’s the case rather than praying for a miracle from God to heel Kyle Long faster than those preachers on TV who make people get up from their wheelchairs and start walking. Fuck.
Oh, and first-round pick Leonard Floyd has a hamstring injury. Fucking fantastic. That’s two draft picks in a row that are hurt without playing a regular-season game.
Can all of this be overcome? If it’s the Patriots or the Packers, yes. Those franchises know how to build a team from within and obviously, have better scouts. But for our beloved Chicago Bears? No. The Bears will probably trot out CFL talent on Week 1 and Cutler will have his head buried into the ground.
And before I forget, Brian Hoyer isn’t an NFL player. Are Ryan Pace and John Fox that fucking stupid? It’s like this dude can bang John Fox’s wife and the next week, Fox replaces Cutler with Hoyer as the starter. Cut this fuck tard and have Connor Shaw and David Fales be the backups.
Son. Of. A. Bitch.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
August 25, 2016 at 4:28 pm
You know what Fro, I’m tempted to just skip the season altogether. What’s the point? I wasn’t expecting anything good from them anyway, and training camp hasn’t changed my mind at all. I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again. Every fucking head coach since Dave Wannstedt sounds just like a fucking McCaskey. It’s obvious to anyone who can see past his own nose that that goddamned family is still neck deep into how this (dis)organization is run. And that includes the OLD BITCH, when she comes out of her tranquilizer induced coma. Mark my words, the Chicago Bears will be fucking NOTHING, as long as that fucking clan owns the team.
August 26, 2016 at 12:29 am
I want you to be wrong. I know you want to be wrong. Sadly, you have been correct. I heard today that Langford is out of his walking boot and practicing again. But how is he going to be good if everyone on the line sucks ass and won’t be able to create gaps for him to run through?
August 27, 2016 at 1:30 pm
The offensive line really sucks.
August 27, 2016 at 1:53 pm
Robbie Gould missed a field goal. I think he’s ready for the season.
August 27, 2016 at 2:24 pm
I’m telling ya Fro, the Bears WILL be bad this year. In my opinion, this team is not worth making any kind of emotional investment in. Say hello to another 6-10 season. Fucking worthless as tits on a bull.
Is it time for a new wrestling article Fro? I’m watching Legends of Mid South Wrestling now, and I’m disc #2. It’s certainly more deserving of my time than the fucking Bears.
August 27, 2016 at 3:15 pm
You are right. And here is the ultimate middle finger from God to all of us: Brian Hoyer was fucking awful in this game. He had the wind knocked out of him in the 4th quarter and Connor Shaw comes in. Shaw goes 5-6 and threw three beautiful passes. Then, he had a hit low on him and was carted off the field.
So the only quarterback who’s probably worth a damn of backing up Cutler is out for the season now. It’s such bullshit. I don’t care how shitty David Fales may be. Let him be the backup now and cut that fucking dweeb, Hoyer.
It’s been quite a while since a wrestling article was published. Honestly, I can’t even bring myself to write about it these days. I am so damn busy with work and with the storylines still being pretty bad, the motivation just isn’t there. You know what I mean?
August 27, 2016 at 3:47 pm
I’d like to see a Chucky rant on the WWE Universe belt. It doesn’t even look like they’re trying anymore.
August 27, 2016 at 5:10 pm
You’re right Pie, but it’s actually still better than that piece of shit Divas belt. That goddamned thing was coyote asshole ugly!
August 27, 2016 at 5:43 pm
Connor Shaw broke his leg on that play and already had surgery to repair it. This is just fucking awful.
It’s more awful than those damn belts they keep dishing out. Good Lord. “If it’s not broke, don’t fix it” doesn’t apply to WWE. They just keep changing all of the wrong things.
September 5, 2016 at 1:10 am
Here’s some good news. I’m sure it’ll put a smile on Fro’s face. It put one on my face.
Robbie Gould has been cut by the Bears.
Now, just how will he be able to feed his family.
Ahhh, fuck him. I don’t care. Now he can go fuck over another team.