Game 1, 2016 World Series.



The Cubs are in the World Series. Who knew?

15 Responses to “Game 1, 2016 World Series.”

  1. dvxprime Says:

    WAR CRY!

    /This is how you do it/you’ll get hurt/
    /FUCK YOU is/the sweetest word

    WAR CRY!

    /On we sweep with/a threshing oar!
    /our only goal is/the Western shore!

    WAR CRY!

    Because/mutiny on the bounty’s/
    /What we’re all about/We’re gonna/
    Baird your ship and turn it on out!

    WAR CRY!

    /And the chains they crash like thunder/
    /While the weak ones all retreat!

    WAR CRY!

    “Come get one in the yarbles, if thou hast any
    yarbles, thou eunuch jelly thou!”

    WAR CRY!

    “YOU! YES, YOU!

    WAR CRY!

    “Is that you John wayne? Is this me?”

    GO. CUBS. GO.

  2. dvxprime Says:

    BTW, can anybody guess where I got those lyrics/lines from?

  3. Dave Says:

    Get to Kluber early using the Kershaw-killer strategy from NLCS Game 6, because that bullpen is stingy. But we can win this game. Let Lester be Lester and pitch deep if he’s got control, Ross needs to be ready for pickoffs at first and catching base stealers at second. Wind will be blowing in off lake Erie, but lightly. Balls can still leave the yard, especially if its Schwarber hitting one at 110mph exit velocity. Lets at least take one on the road and swing home field advantage to Wrigley!

    GO CUBS GO!!

  4. chucky Says:

    I just heard that that idiot Ronnie Woo Woo is in Cleveland for tonight’s game.

    Expect the state of Ohio to declare war on us at any moment.

  5. dvxprime Says:

    WAR CRY!


    GO. CUBS. GO!!!

  6. Dave Says:

    Looking like NLCS 2015 vs Mets again early on. Larry Vanover not giving the calls to Lester, was definitely squeezing him.

  7. erniesarmy Says:

    Well, Cubs lose game one. Still got game 2 tomorrow.

  8. chucky Says:

    Dave….Vanover sucked huge dick last night. I don’t know what game he was watching, but it sure as shit wasn’t the WS. That cocksucker should be fucking suspended without pay, and forced to listen to a continuous stream of Backstreet Boys, Kenny G, and fucking Yanni. That motherfucker is on my shit list now. And he won’t be able to get off of it.

  9. Dave Says:

    Pretty sure Joe Suck paid him to call that outside/inside corner for Kluber. He needed a new pitcher to jackoff to after the Cubs clobbered Kershaw. Kinda concerned about Arrieta tonight, he has not been good, but at least the offense should be able to get to Bauer and probably Miller

  10. chucky Says:

    I hope you’re right Dave. It’s over if the Cubs lose tonight. And I sure as hell wouldn’t be using Arrieta tonight. I’d start Hendricks instead.

  11. genrebuster Says:

    “…a continuous stream of Backstreet Boys, Kenny G, and fucking Yanni.”

    The HORROR.

  12. genrebuster Says:

    …wonder why they’re starting Arrieta over Hendricks?

  13. Dave Says:

    Hendricks is lights out at Wrigley.

  14. Dave Says:

    Fly that motherfucking W.

    WS home field advantage stolen.
    Arietta and Schwarber rawked it.

  15. erniesarmy Says:

    I think Dave is feeling the Cubbie Blue! 🙂

    That strike out by Montgomery to end the seventh after walking two batters was absolutely huuuuggggeeee!! I told my wife that play right there could be the difference in the series.

    Instead of the Cubs reverting to Cubville looniness by allowing the Indians to get back in the game, and rallying to win in the eighth or ninth, they shut them down.

    With Hendricks, Lackey, and Lester, for the next three games the Cubs, as I predicted, could end this in Wrigley.


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