Oh, Ryan Pace. I fucking hate you, you stupid motherfucker.

by

Why do teams keep wanting me? I suck at football.

I fucking hate you, Ryan Pace. I really do. I cannot fucking stand you. Since the minute you arrived at Halas Hall, it’s been a complete tire fire. Not like it was one before it. But, you’ve sure put gasoline all over it.

You stupid fuck. I know nothing about running a professional football team. But everyone and their mother knows that Mark Sanchez sucks ass at football. Everyone and their mother knows that Mike Glennon sucks ass at football. You know who may not suck, but won’t know until they play? DeShaun Watson. Do you want another name? DeShone Kizer. I am not saying those two are the answer. But, I know this: The future isn’t Glennon nor Dirty Sanchez.

Ryan, you are the absolute worst. You’re making people wish Jerry Angelo was back in the saddle. At least he tried to fix the quarterback position by trading for Cutler or drafting guys like Grossman and Orton. You hear that? JERRY FUCKING ANGELO ACTUALLY TRIED TO FIX THE QUARTERBACK PROBLEM. YOU’RE BURYING IT EVEN FURTHER INTO THE GROUND YOU COCKSUCKING ASSHOLE.

And while I am at it, fuck you George McCaskey for letting this asshole ruin your franchise even more. I hope you realize it when Soldier Field is half-full after the first home game of the season. You let this happen. And quit complaining about your mom being “pissed off”. Maybe if you hired a general manager who would, I don’t know, actually be aware of how to run a football team, this wouldn’t be a problem.

I am not going to sit here and say the Bears should have kept Cutler. But, until they find someone BETTER, he shouldn’t have been released. Mike Glennon nor Mark Sanchez are better. This will be the first season I don’t go to any games in nine years. Until this team makes changes, I will stay out of Soldier Field.

Fuck you, Ryan Pace. Go eat shit.

Advertisements

14 Responses to “Oh, Ryan Pace. I fucking hate you, you stupid motherfucker.”

  1. Keith Morrison Says:

    That’s right and I will not spend a penny on this dumpster fire organization.. Pitiful and embarrassing..

  2. dvxprime Says:

    One of the three worst rosters in football for the second straight year.

  3. chucky Says:

    Yeah Fro, I just knew you were going to love this move. What a fuck bag.

  4. genrebuster Says:

    I just saw the headline, my frendts.

    Da Bears are DOOOOOOOOMED as long as a McCaskey owns the team.

    Fro, I agree with you on Cutler…and Watson (worth a try).

    Sanchez? I almost gagged…

    What’s next? Johnny Football?

    NOTHING this inept and PATHETIC organization does will surprise me…unless it actually makes sense, or succeeds in the short term.

  5. dvxprime Says:

    Right now, the Chicago bears are everything wrong with the NFL (and an allegory into why buying personal seat licenses is a serious waste of money):

    1) Owned by the dowager daughter of George Halas, Virginia McCaskey (aka Ma Fratelli) has owned this franchise for thirty-plus years, and has contributed nothing to the game of football or the NFL. Two of her worthless male spawn have been CEO (I guess) of this team hand have led them to about five playoff berths and one Super Bowl in thirty years. yet the NFL wants more women in leadership positions. WHY?

    2) The team president is one Theodore (aka Teddy-bear) Phillips, a glorified accountant who has been in the position for over 25 years and has failed to demonstrate that he knows anything about the sport of football, let alone running an actual NFL franchise.

    3) The team general manager, Ryan Pace, has assembled one of the three worst rosters in the NFL, in terms of man-for-man talent. he is now prepping for his third draft, with no guarantees the roster will be improved by the time training camp opens in August.

    4) John Fox is an absolute fraud of a head coach, who will probably be milking one more round of paychecks before being fired when the Bears are 0 and 8 this year, Just watch one of his post game pressers on YouTube, Enough said.

    5) In the most crucially important position of an NFL team, the bears have Mike Glennon and Mark (Buttfumble) Sanchez at quarterback.

    In a sane and just world, Bears fans should be making plans to do something else than watching Bears football (at Soldier Field, on YV or by any other electronic method) in 2017. But, as long as people are packing the seats or tuning in, nothing will ever change.

  6. genrebuster Says:

    “Rex is our quarterback”…oh wait, that was somebody else.

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  7. Dave Says:

    BUTTFUMBLE!! Even the NFL thinks its one of the worst plays in their history.

    GO BLACKHAWKS AND CUBS, the two best run organizations in Chicago Sports history, with recent titles to show for it and more coming!

  8. Rob San Says:

    What amazes me is the number of supposedly intelligent Bear fans I know who still support Pace. Are they serious? The guy is an absolute demolition expert. He doesn’t fix anything, he just tears down.

    I think most of them are just afraid to admit the truth – we need a new GM, a new head coach, and we’re at least three years away from being competitive.

  9. dvxprime Says:

    Hey, Fro Dog, I just took a look at your blogroll. You’re probably too busy/turned off of the WWE to keep up Fall Count Anywhere; Hire Jim Essian is undergoing a rebuild/reboot. Hockey Night shut down and went to all podcasts just over a year ago, and that Scott Turner fella hasn’t posted much in a few years.

    Glad to have you still here. Thank you!

  10. Fro Dog Says:

    DVX,

    Thanks for the good words. I hadn’t spoken to Sarah at Falls Count Anywhere in about three or four years. Last I checked, her and her boyfriend moved from Chicago to Texas for work. Yes, combine that with horrible storylines, I did lose interest in writing a whole lot about it.

    As far as Hockeenight is concerned, I still speak with Frank (Fork) from time to time through text. A bunch of us use to get together for charity gatherings in the city while the Blackhawks were on the road. They did one last year in the summer, but no game was on. The last one was a couple of years ago.

    I am glad to still have this site up and running after all of these years and we still have a ton of readers. That makes me pretty happy.

  11. genrebuster Says:

    …another Bear that can’t keep it on the tracks.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/ct-deiondre-hall-arrested-report-spt-032-20170326-story.html

  12. Fro Dog Says:

    I saw that late last night. So, Mr. Hall decides to back to the college he once attended to party it up. It’s almost like the guy who’s been out of high school a few years and yet, still wears his school letter jacket to the Friday Night football games. Deiondre Hall is that guy. And it’s another loser that Ryan Pace has drafted.

    If this is too premature, so be it. But I am not someone who’s all about “let’s wait for the facts to come out.” The fact is, he put himself in that position by going out and of all places, some place full of college bar skanks and douchebag frat boys.

  13. genrebuster Says:

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000796334/article/john-fox-chicago-bears-close-to-being-winning-team

    baaaaaaaah baaaaaaaaaah baaaaaaaaahhhh (????)

  14. Fro Dog Says:

    John Fox is a moron. It made absolutely zero sense why they even hired him in the first place.

    Ted Phillips is an accountant and that somehow, means he is over-qualified for president of a professional football team. That’s like me saying I have experience using a cash register and therefore, good at math. That, in turn, gets me a job at NASA. Stupid, right?

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: