Offense: Matt Nagy is an idiot.
Defense: These fucking assholes can’t stop a team when it matters the most. Give up a touchdown right before halftime. And at the start of the 3rd? The Lions march right down for another one. The defense has yet to sack Stafford. In fact, the entire defense doesn’t have any sacks if you catch my drift.
I’m just fucking done. I’m already exhausted from this team. They aren’t coming back to win this game.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
September 13, 2020 at 2:23 pm
And they’re not coming back this fucking goddamn season either. Remember last years season opener against Green Bay? NO MOTHERFUCKING TOUCHDOWNS!!!!!!! If Turd Biscuit starts next week against the Giants, Halas Hall should be burned to the fucking ground, George McCaskey should duct taped to a street lamp in the worst neighborhood in the south side of Chicago, Ted Phillips should be locked in a room full of wolverines high on PCP, and THE OLD BITCH should have a fucking stake soaked for at least a week in holy water driven through her goddamned heart. Nagy should a gallon of honey poured over his groin and his asshole then strapped to a massive colony of fire ants. And the rest of this useless coaching staff run over by one of those steam rollers they use for road construction.
NO MOTHERFUCKING MERCY FOR THESE WORTHLESS DOUCHEBUCKET COCKSUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!
GET RID OF THEM ALL GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 13, 2020 at 3:22 pm
You’re kidding me right?
The Lions should have won that game easily. A dropped pass on the second-to-last play of the game. It was a typical Chicago Bear game until that point.
Fuckers.
September 13, 2020 at 3:25 pm
Fro and chucky, you guys make me glad I don’t have regular access to BEAR FOOTBAW on the TV or the internet of things. I’m on too much blood pressure and diabetes meds as it is.
Having said that, it is nice to see that the Bears don’t just roll over and die, and actually put up a fight once in a while.
And yes, OMFG did they dodge a bullet on the second-to-last play of the game. Again, with the Bears I-pass defense (patent pending).
September 13, 2020 at 3:34 pm
If the Lions knew how to catch a goddamn pass they would have won the game. They fucking Bears SHOULD have lost. For three quarters the Bears were Detroit’s bitches. It’s that fucking simple. The Lions, on paper, are not as good as the Bears. What holds the Bears back is coaching. Nagy is a fucking moron. I am sure he’ll never get another head coaching gig when he’s done wrecking the Bears.
September 13, 2020 at 4:47 pm
They won. Amazing…no way I would have lasted long enough to see the 4th quarter.
I’d like to see chucky’s vivid scenario come to life on the screen, via animation or claymation…hahahaha!
September 13, 2020 at 6:39 pm
Celebrity Deathmatch genre, with Mills Lane as special guest referee.
September 13, 2020 at 7:26 pm
As bad as Nagy is, he’s still better than Patrica.
September 13, 2020 at 7:27 pm
Patricia*
September 14, 2020 at 12:35 am
I can’t disagree with that no matter how much of a dumbass Nagy is. The Bears and Lions are both at the bottom of the NFL in terms of relevance. For this game, the Bears have solidified themselves as the second worst franchise in the NFL.
September 14, 2020 at 12:51 pm
What, only comments on the game? I am amazed Halas Hall hasn’t re-issued the “We only have quality individuals here” comment in light of Lovie’s son and Josh Bellamy out there making Bear nation great.