I fucking hate this team: Bears 17 Giants 13

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What more can you say? A 17-point lead and it’s damn near gone one week after these guys came back down 17. Fuck. A deflection for an interception changed this entire game in the second half and left me nearly throwing my TV out the door. This is the worst 2-0 team I’ve ever seen and trust me, the 2013 Bears went 3-0. And we all know how fooled I was back then. At least they gave me a prayer. I already know how shitty this year’s team is.

Offense: Fucking spectacular in the first half. They were running the ball and timely throws. I was wondering who took away Matt Nagy’s stupid pills. But no worries. He found them at halftime because the offense just completely shit itself thanks to Nagy’s shitty play-calling. Instead of running the ball in the third, Nagy has Trubisky throwing all over the place. That interception I mentioned above with the Bears up 17-0 changed the game. The Giants get a field goal and start feeling pretty damn good.

Then, another interception on an another unnecessary throw. My mind is so shot at this point, I don’t remember much else other than one fucking play in the fourth quarter that pissed me off. 3rd and 1? What happens? Pass? Matt Nagy, you are a fucking idiot. Then, the last offensive drive, they fail to run more. Trubisky did a great thing by staying inbounds on the scramble. But a missed field goal by Cairo Santos gave the Giants a shot.

I do have to give credit to the only three players on offense who were worth a damn today. That would be David Montgomery, Darnell Mooney (great catch) and Allen Robinson.

Last thing on the offense: If Cordarelle Patterson is called for a run play one more time, I’m going to go to Chicago and kick that bald bastard Nagy right in the nuts. Fuck.

Defense: Great in the first half. Spectacular in fact. But wow, the second half was awful. What “great” defense gives up a 95-yard touchdown drive in less than five minutes? Is it fatigue? Is it the stench of past teams where it just follows along as new players come in? This shit has been going on since Lovie Smith was here. It’s a fucking culture that needs to change. I’m tired of this shit. PUT ONE FULL GAME TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIVES YOU FUCKING FUCKS.

Special teams: Cordarelle Patterson needs to stop running the ball five yards out of the end zone. He isn’t Devin Hester. And Cairo Santos? Fuck. I don’t even know what to say about this guy. That missed field goal was awful. Not sure if the wind had a say. But Eddy Pinero needs to get back as soon as possible and that’s saying something.

Next up are the Falcons. I’m off to call the cardiologist.

9 Responses to “I fucking hate this team: Bears 17 Giants 13”

  1. dvxprime Says:

    The Bears are gonna fuck around and blow a twenty-something lead, and O’B is gonna die of a heart attack before the game ends. So we’ll end up with The Dumbest Ass Bears Loss Ever and no more O’B to cuss out the whole Bears franchise.

  2. dvxprime Says:

    Ummm…how many bubble screens did the Bears run today…or better yet, what number did you lose count at?

  3. chucky Says:

    This fucking game sucked donkey cock. Hey assholes, the game is FOUR FUCKING QUARTERS, NOT TWO!!!!! Turd Biscuit actually looked decent in the first half, then shits the fucking bed trying to give the game away in the second half. What did you do to him Nagy, you worthless bag of fuck?

    FUCK YOU NAGY!

    FUCK YOU GEORGE MCCASKEY!

    FUCK YOU TED PHILLIPS!

    AND A VERY SPECIAL FUCK YOU TO THE OLD BITCH!

    I despise you all. If I believed in fairy tales I’d tell all three of you rat bastard cocksuckers to burn in hell. Fuck you all!

  4. chucky Says:

    DVX….Nagy runs those bubble screens because he likes the word “bubble”. That’s his only reason.

  5. Fro Dog Says:

    I actually remembered that shitty sequence of plays that really pissed me off. It was the 3rd and 1 I mentioned in the recap that Nagy called a passed play. Then, 4th and 1 occurred only for the ball to be deflected right into the hands of Bobby Massie (an offensive lineman) for the first down.

    Did it really have to get to that point? Wouldn’t it have been easier if the Bears just ran the ball on the 3rd down to get a new set of downs? It’s just really stupid that the Bears really have to make shit that complicated.

  6. erniesarmy Says:

    Roger Goodell, commissioner of the NFL, just stated on an interview with CNBC that the NFL fully intends to use NFL games and broadcasts as political propaganda all season long. When asked about whether he is concerned about a drop in ratings, Goodell said he wasn’t worried at all, because people are sheep and will watch football games regardless of how much political propaganda he fills the broadcasts with. Well everyone, are you a mindless sheep, or do you have a brain enough not to watch the NFL this year? Will you prove Goodell right?

  7. Pie in the Sky Says:

    Ratings are already down. Unless he’s just being willingly ignorant to facts, I’m not sure why he’d say that. Then again, there are rumors that he may retire soon. Maybe he’s a lame duck and doesn’t give a fuck anymore.

  8. erniesarmy Says:

    Pie, I don’t think Goodell, or many of the players, care if most of the fans are turned off by the political propaganda graffiti polluting the games.

    “On Tuesday, Goodell said the NFL plans to “redouble our efforts to be catalysts for the urgent and sustainable change that our society and communities so desperately need.” Earlier this summer, the league said it was committing $250 million over the next decade for social justice causes.

    Goodell told CNBC on Wednesday the NFL and its players association have held discussions over the last few months about additional action they can collectively take. “I expect that we’ll have some announcements further on that level also, of more steps that we’re going to take, because we all have to do more,” he said.”

  9. chucky Says:

    Fro….we lost another titan of pro wrestling, either last night or early this morning. Road Warrior Animal passed away at age 60. I don’t know the cause of death yet. I remember seeing Hawk and Animal at the Rosemont Horizon back in their AWA days. I actually thought one of those guys would legit kill someone in the ring. They were two of the three guys who literally scared the shit out of me. The other was King Kong Brody.

    And this is on top of the news that Gale Sayers passed away too, at the age of 77, from complications from dementia. RIP to both men.

    Jesus fucking Christ, this goddamned year has fucking sucked ass. I can’t wait for 2021 to finally get here.

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!

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