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Okay…here’s the bullpen update:
Kimbrel has dialed up the heat and now has reduced his ERA to a lean 17.36 on the pre-season. He’s a shit-bag and should not be allowed to pitch to any major league players EVER again.
On another note, Chucky’s favorite relief pitcher of ALL-TIME (Pedro “I’ve got my hat on straight, it’s all of you that are crooked” Strop) has also dialed it up and is sporting an ERA of 9.00.
NO LEAD WILL BE SAFE this year!
Jimmy……ol’ Pedro is in mid season form! Mr. Shit-for-brains gave up a no-doubter to some dude named Danny Mendick, a guy I had to look up because I never heard of the guy. He’s a 2015, round 22 draft pick, #652 for White Sox. Career major league stats include 3 home runs, 16 runs batted in, and a .237 batting average. His OBP is .313, and his OPS is .690. In other words, he sucks. And mark my words, if Kimbrel falters, or gets banged up, this cocksucker Strop gets the closer duties.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
March 20, 2021 at 7:28 pm
Ha! I just read this genre. I guess he wasn’t invited to Spring Training, huh? Nor will he be promoted to the big leagues anytime soon.
Dumbass.
March 20, 2021 at 10:00 pm
Hi All,
Okay…here’s the bullpen update:
Kimbrel has dialed up the heat and now has reduced his ERA to a lean 17.36 on the pre-season. He’s a shit-bag and should not be allowed to pitch to any major league players EVER again.
On another note, Chucky’s favorite relief pitcher of ALL-TIME (Pedro “I’ve got my hat on straight, it’s all of you that are crooked” Strop) has also dialed it up and is sporting an ERA of 9.00.
NO LEAD WILL BE SAFE this year!
Later,
Jimmy D.
March 22, 2021 at 10:56 pm
Jimmy D. Thanks for bringing the ray of sunshine. 🤣
March 23, 2021 at 10:11 pm
Jimmy……ol’ Pedro is in mid season form! Mr. Shit-for-brains gave up a no-doubter to some dude named Danny Mendick, a guy I had to look up because I never heard of the guy. He’s a 2015, round 22 draft pick, #652 for White Sox. Career major league stats include 3 home runs, 16 runs batted in, and a .237 batting average. His OBP is .313, and his OPS is .690. In other words, he sucks. And mark my words, if Kimbrel falters, or gets banged up, this cocksucker Strop gets the closer duties.
It’s going to be a loooooooong season.
March 27, 2021 at 12:38 pm
Go for the gusto, bring back Kevin Gregg!