I’m trying to figure out why the Bears can’t find players who can tackle or cover receivers.


I turned off the game after Rodgers took the Packers down the field to make it 17-7 yesterday. Why? Because I knew it was over. I checked the score later on and noticed the Bears made it interested at 17-14. But, four minutes or so later, poof. That small chance is gone and Rodgers is telling the entire Bears’ organization and fans that “I fucking own you.”

I can’t say he’s wrong. The “11th ranked defense” can’t tackle or cover anyone. It’s been like this for many years.

How can this happen? How can one professional football franchise pick so many shitty players in such a long period? I mean, I can understand a bad pick every once in a while. Even the best teams has a bust every so often. But the Bears? Every year, someone is drafted on defense and they can’t tackle or cover anyone. Out of the 250 players or so drafted along with the hundreds of others that get signed undrafted, how can this continue to happen?


21 Responses to “I’m trying to figure out why the Bears can’t find players who can tackle or cover receivers.”

  1. Paul Says:

    Fro Dog , It starts at the top , look who the McCaskeys have hired as GMs since they took control of the Bears and you can add that weasel Ted Phillips to that cluster!! They say a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile but not them every single GM they’ve hired has been a complete FAILURE and so have the head coaches!!

  2. chucky Says:

    What Paul said. He beat me to it. This fucking team has been in a tailspin since 92. The goddamned McCaskey crime family don’t know their fucking asses from a goddamned goal post. Each and every one of these useless cocksuckers should be beaten repeatedly with a piece of heavy mining equipment, thrown screaming from a helicopter, locked in a portable toilet and set on fire, have their eyes gouged out with rusty fishing knives, and then disemboweled with a wooden cooking spoon. THAT’S how much I loathe these motherfuckers!

  3. Paul Says:

    Chucky, You left out having their skin peeled off one inch at a time while having salt poured on the wounds and then set on fire and even that isn’t enough!! You watch the next GM hire will be a clone of the previous dim wits and the cycle will continue!!

  4. chucky Says:

    Paul, if there’s enough of them left we most certainly can do that, my frendt! And getting a clone is exactly what I’m expecting from the McCaskey crime family.

    One thing I’ve noticed over the years Paul, and I’m sure you’ve noticed it as well, is how every fucking head coach the Bears have hired since they shitcanned Mike Ditka has sounded exactly alike. I’ve mentioned here before, from Wannstedt to Jauron to Lovie FUCKING Smith to Trestman to Fox, and now Nagy……they’ve all said the same mundane word salad bullshit. They’ve all had the same monotone tone of voice. I heard Dan Bernstein, Hub Arkush(Who I fucking hate), and others state on numerous occasions that the McCaskey crime family, nor Ted “the Bean Counter” Phillips don’t have anything to do with the operations of the business. BULL FUCKING SHIT THEY DON’T!!!!!!! It’s blatantly obvious that their thumb print is all over the GM and head coach. When you hear them speak, you’re hearing the crime family speak. As you’ve said before Paul, as long as the crime family owns this team, they’re fucked. And as fans, so are we.

  5. Paul Says:

    Chucky, I wish it wasn’t that way but it is and so my friend we are Fucked until they all die off!! I have my voodoo dolls of the McCaskeys and Ted Phillips all made up and the hat pins are heating up, I’m going to stick it to them where the sun don’t shine and where their brains are!!!

  6. chucky Says:

    Voodoo? I like the way you think Paul!

  7. Paul Says:

    Chucky, I’ll bet we could make a fortune selling voodoo dolls of the McCaskeys , Ted Phillips , Nagy, and Ryan Dumbass Pace!!!

  8. chucky Says:

    Why limit it to those bozos. Let’s throw in Jauron, Lovie, Trestman, Fox, Phil Emery, Jerry Angelo, David Ross, Jed Hoyer, Dusty FUCKING Baker, Kevin FUCKING Gregg, Pedro FUCKING Strop, and Chili Davis. I could in any number of my ex girlfriends, but that’s just for my own sick, personal satisfaction.

    Anybody else you’d like to throw in the wood chipper Paul? What about the rest of the crew here?

  9. Paul Says:

    Chucky, I’d like to add Stan Bowman, Rocky Wirtz ,Hub Arkush , and Dan Bernstein !! I forgot that suck up Tom Thayer and they all go in the chipper feet first!!!

  10. chucky Says:

    Paul…..DONE!!! But’s throw in as well:

    Mike Mulligan: Annoying twit on the same station as Bernstein.

    Dan McNeil: Fired from that same station at least twice, the last time for being a sexist pig.

    And for some non sports entities:

    Tom Skilling: Smug, self righteous chief meteorologist for WGN. Doesn’t know that his retirement is loooooooong overdue. Willing to make grandstanding appearances on weekends when major tragic weather events occur. Case in point: Bears vs Ravens, 11/13/2013. The tornado game. Fro can tell you my hatred of this bastard is well documented on these pages.

    Micah Materre: Annoying, hideous person. Long overdue for a career change.

    The entire WGN morning crew, the ones from 6-10 am. All annoying as hell for their own special reasons.

    There is a lot of politicians I could list here too, but out of respect to one Mr. Fro Dog, my long time fitness frendt, I’ll refrain from listing them. Besides, I’m sure it would start an ugly argument with someone. I’m not up for that today.

  11. Paul Says:

    Chucky have a cold one and relax because after the next Bears loss to Tampa you’re going to need a tranquilizer !!

  12. Fro Dog Says:

    I can concur with Chuckster on his disdain for just about everyone at WGN.

    But, Ana Beleval is a total babe. I was back-and-forth at first. I think she would be wild in the sack.

    I figured Robin Baumgarten would be a blast too. But not anymore. She would be the lady who would try to have a conversation with you during sex. Not cool.

  13. chucky Says:

    Yeah, Ana is cool. But the rest of those shmucks blow. It sucks that Dan Ponce and Lauren Jiggetts are really good. They deserve better than having to work from 4 to 6, then turn the reigns over people who, for the most part, can’t even put in a full week.

    Fro, I think WWE is coming to the All State Arena in December. Are you going?

  14. Fro Dog Says:

    Yes, sir. That’s a Smackdown. I have a front and center seat and I’ll be there in my usual referee shirt. Same with the Raw in Milwaukee a few days after. It’s a bit overload, but I’m playing catch-up.

  15. chucky Says:

    Does Larry Horse still want ice cream?

  16. Nemo Says:

    Do we have any room on the header for Jeremy Colliton and Stan Bowman? This Hawks team is an absolute fucking disaster!!

  17. Paul Says:

    Nemo, did you watch the Islander game , what a joke, the Hawks defense doesn’t hit anyone and that’s been going on far too long! You can add Rocky Wirtz to that list because he refuses to fire the people responsible for this debacle, Stan Bowman and Jeremy Colliton!

  18. Nemo Says:

    Hey Paul, the Hawks finesse game was fine when they were better skaters than the other team and actually scored goals, but that time is long gone. Yeah, the Islanders game was an embarrassment. Vancouver too. Hawks keep honoring people and they can’t even win for them.

    I don’t know about Rocky. He used to get it. Maybe he doesn’t anymore, but Colliton and Bowman have to leave together.

  19. Paul Says:

    Nemo, the only way to fix the Hawks is for Rocky to FIRE everyone and start a rebuild ! The glory days are long gone so trade Cane, Toews , and any player who will get the draft picks needed for the rebuild!!

  20. chucky Says:

    Is everybody ready for todays massacre in Tampa Bay? OB is already pissed. Post game at 9:30 tonight after Blackhawks hockey on WGN.

  21. Paul Says:

    What do you think Chucky , do the 49ers fall into the Bear trap or do we see another Cluster Fuck by the entire coaching , if you can call them that , staff?


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