This was a few weeks back. But I texted my internet dad and loyal reader, Jimmy D. His Packers are also suffering and while I am happy to see that, he is also hurting. And in return, that hurts me. I sent him a couple pictures of well-known media personality and prostitute, Sarah Spain, in attempt to cheer him up. I think it worked. For the new folks here, over a decade ago, she used her “appearance” to break into the media business and had the audacity to claim my “report” of her offering herself for Super Bowl tickets was false despite major media outlets saying it wasn’t.
But I do have some respect for her. Despite her being with a guy who looks like a total douche, her knockers are real and spectacular. So here they are. Enjoy.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
November 3, 2022 at 3:24 am
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November 5, 2022 at 10:09 pm
I can’t fucking believe I’m saying this, but Dusty fucking Baker is about to win the goddamn World Series with the Houston Assholes. I want to slice my fucking wrists now. How in the fucking hell does this moron get this fucking lucky? One of the worst managers in history, a guy who’s known to run pitching staffs through a meat grinder. Just ask Kerry Wood and Mark Prior if you don’t believe me. This goddamn son of a bitch should never coach a fucking little league team, let alone a major league team. This is total, complete bullshit!
Un-fucking-believable.
November 5, 2022 at 10:37 pm
Chucky, have you seen these managers today? Dusty is a mastermind compared to these analytic dweebs whose pitching decisions almost always backfire to epic proportions. Plus, Houston has a loaded roster.
November 5, 2022 at 11:22 pm
Pie, I understand what you’re saying, but I’ll never call Dustfuck a mastermind.
Unless we’re talking about him shredding starting pitchers’ arms. Then I’m onboard.
November 6, 2022 at 7:42 am
YES…her knockers are gigantic AND they are spectacular. Also, it did cheer me up when Fro sent me a pic of Ms. Spain and her “assets”.
It pained me, so much, to watch the toothpick chomping idiot get all the accolades last night. Oh well…it doesn’t affect my paycheck. Not even a little bit, so I don’t truly give two shits!
Later,
Jimmy D
November 6, 2022 at 2:12 pm
I just heard about the toothpick chomping idiot and the Astros as I was in Chicago for 2 days visiting my ailing mom and missed the end of the WS. Thankfully.
I’ll always remember Dustbin for his crap performance in the 2003 NLCS. He was a shitty manager and an even shittier person for not diffusing the Bartman ‘incident’.
As chucky referenced, I do give him an A+ for mastering the art of damaging talented pitchers beyond repair.