I’ll start: “Congratulations. We just drafted you. You have no business being in the NFL. But here’s a four-year max deal.”
His only draft class has been a bust. And there is zero reason to be optimistic for next season. Just five more games on yet, another nightmare season. Fuck this franchise (I know I’ve said this countless times before).
November 28, 2022 at 9:38 pm
Hey, I just figured out how to dial Brunhilda’s hot phone sex line! Maybe now I can get laid!
Don’t tell Plastic Patti, my blow-up doll with the life-like genitalia!
November 29, 2022 at 3:39 pm
“Hey, George is on the phone. Should I tell him everything is fine?”