Another season is here. That means another season of bad losses, terrible play-calling, injuries, coaches lying about injuries and many more bizarre things. A lot of these things have already occurred.
My college team (Illinois) is already fucked after their disaster yesterday. So weird how parallel the Illini and Bears are. They have the same colors as we all know. They also find ways to lose. No wonder.
Anyway, your thoughts here with a recap after.
September 13, 2026 at 12:30 pm
Panthers 7, Bears 0. ON THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKING DRIVE, GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The more things change, the more they stay the same. I listened to Hampton and O’Bradovich this morning. OB mentioned something that fucking pissed me off, and made me wish I watched the preseason games. He said that the starters barely played a down the entire preseason. Sound familiar? Nobody here has ever ripped into me for believing this, but for fucks sake, does anyone NOT believe that fucking McCaskey Crime family is dictating to the coaching staff? I am convinced that the are, and that they know more about football than any of us fans. Goddamnit, I fucking hate that goddamnit family of assclowns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 13, 2026 at 1:08 pm
This game is a disaster. The defense can’t do it’s job and Ben Johnson continues to show he’s a fucking idiot. About to be tied after being up two touchdowns.
September 13, 2026 at 2:57 pm
You miserable bastards might as well pick another team at this point. We finally have a quality coach and a franchise QB and you still aren’t happy.
September 13, 2026 at 3:16 pm
And maybe you could kiss our fucking asses, douchebag. Why don’t you go on some bullshit kumbaya Bleed Cubbie Blue equivalent Bears website where all the fucktard Bear fans will cheer all the mediocre shit that comes out of Halas Hall. In the meantime, go fuck yourself Steve. And don’t fucking come back!
September 13, 2026 at 3:26 pm
I’m loving this Bears offense, but the defense is quite bad. Oh well, we’ll see how this relentless scoring attack fares through the season with the defense giving up so many points. Biggest total point game for a season opener in NFL history, And now Caleb’s cadence call just now drew a defender offsides, that made me laugh.