Fire Ron Turner petition.


The good guys over at Fire Ron Turner are starting a petition calling for the duties of Ron Turner to be relieved. Here I am just passing the word around. I already signed it. If you guys want to, just click here. I said in the previous post that Lovie isn’t getting fired anytime soon but good ol’ Ron could be sometime. Besides, there’s nothing to lose. Right?

21 Responses to “Fire Ron Turner petition.”

  1. Sandberg23 Says:

    They’ll get rid of Turner after this year. You can mark that down right now. They know every Bears fan is fucking pissed off about what is going on with this team. Instead of firing the whole staff including Lovie they won’t because of the money they got tied up into him. They will throw us all a bone and dump Turner out there so they can try to shut all of us up. Keep in mind though, Turner’s contract is coming up soon so that’s the only real reason they are gonna get rid of him. The question is who the hell are they gonna bring in to run the offense? Do you trust these incompetent pricks to hire the right guy? I don’t.

  2. Nemo Says:

    I am not a fan of Morrissey, but he had a great column the other day calling for Smith’s and Angelo’s head-contracts be damned:,0,6089485.column

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    Jauron had John Shoop calling the fucking offense earlier in the decade and I thought it couldn’t get any worse than that. Then Terry Shea does it for a year and gets fired. Ron Turner is John Shoop. The same plays have been called for nearly a decade.

    So no. I don’t trust Lovie or for that matter Angelo picking someone who actually knows what an offense looks like.

  4. chucky Says:

    Sandberg asks “Do you trust these incompetent pricks to hire the right guy?”

    Short answer: No.

    Long answer: FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Seriously, I don’t trust a single thing they do or say. Believe it or not, they actually made me want baseball back. Ugh!!!

  5. Sandberg23 Says:

    Yeah Fro I swear when Turner got the job he got his hands on a playbook that Shoop and Shea left behind after they left Chicago. Cause that damn bubble screen which hasn’t worked for years still finds it’s way schemed into the Bears offensive attack every week.

    On another note to Cub fans. I think a petition needs to be sent to the Ricketts to get Hendry out of here as well. I see he’s at it again huh?? He’s basically going to give up every good prospect the Cubs got for Curtis Granderson. Who has a shitty OBP and can’t hit left handed pitchers for shit. A perfect Hendry match!! How about someone smacking this dumb shit in his dome and tell him to call Tampa and get Carl Crawford. He wants out of Tampa. Much, much, much better pickup than Granderson.

  6. Nemo Says:

    I think Turner is like that guy on the Brady Bunch who stole Greg’s fake playbook. The Bears’ opponents tell Turner it’s a fake, and he doesn’t listen and runs all the stupid plays anyway.

  7. Dan from Madison Says:

    Thanks for the plug Fro!

  8. Kenny G Says:

    hey dudes, what’s the problem? I lovie Ron Turner, he’s smooth! Lovie, too!

  9. Fro Dog Says:

    I have the Score on at work and I just heard that Dick Jauron has been fired by the Buffalo Bills.

    That made my day.

  10. robert Says:

    do you think it is funny that ron turners own brother wont hire his ass… hendry wants to trade prospects for a chicago native….hey moe how did that last trade work out you made for a centerfielder…( you know nolasco and pinto for piss air) or that last local kid you bought home ( aaron Heilmann…thats moe gets something in his head and he will stop at nothing to get it done

  11. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    Why does Chicago have such the dumbest people?

    Jim Hendry
    Louser Piniella
    Crane Kenney
    Lovie Smith
    Ron Turner
    Paul Sullivan
    Phil Rogers
    Rick Morriseey
    Mayor Richard “I am not a crook” Daley.

    There’s more to this list but I am already getting a headache.

  12. robert Says:

    Matt lets not forget some of the other idiots who have rode into town….Jerry Orginazations win champosnhips players dont Kraus…. bill dont put homegames on tv cause no one will go to them wirtz…..sam older than zell …larry himes

  13. chucky Says:

    Matt….that list gives me more than a headache. It makes me want to open a vein in my neck. Goddamn that is one ugly list!!!!!!

  14. Rod Blagojevich Says:

    Hey what about me?

  15. Matt Stairs Superfan Says:

    My apologies. I should have mentioned that I only listed current Chicago morons and not past ones. Could any of you imagine the list if I had past idiots?

  16. robert Says:

    matt your wrists may have broke from typing so much

  17. robert Says:

    aaron heilmann was traded for prospects what is your reaction

    a who are those prospects
    b great trade who did we get
    c addition buy subtraction

    my vote is b and c

  18. Barack Obama Says:

    I should have been mentioned too!!!

  19. Mitch Cummstein Says:

    yeah right “Barack Obama”….if you’re going to impersonate OUR President, at least get your punctuation right, you ignorant douche-bag. Comma goes before “too”, lame-ass.

    “I should have been mentioned, too!!!”

  20. Fro Dog Says:

    Always nice to see our old friend “Mitch Cumstein” enter the worse site on the interweb.

    Who could forget his rants on Kirk and the rest of us a few years back.

    I still miss that old site to this day.

  21. genrebuster Says:

    Fro, there were some great exchanges on the old site for sure…I think a good editor could assemble an entertaining book from the archives….

    I wonder what happened to bobbyd?

    At least we are keeping it going here at the “worse site on the interweb”.


    Hey, I hear the Bears are playing today! Tick tock…


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