Joakim Noah returns to the Bulls.


Yes. And in the next game or two, you can bet that “Thibs” will be playing him for 40 minutes or more. It’s just glorious how a coach doesn’t give a shit if a player is injured or coming back from an injury. Once your back, you are thrown into the mix like you haven’t missed any time. Don’t worry though. When the playoffs roll around, they’ll get bounced early again in the playoffs because Thomass is a dip shit and doesn’t know how to rest players. Remember the 2011 Eastern Conference Finals? Game 3 specifically? If not, here it is in a nutshell: Derrick Rose played the entire second half and was completely out of it down the stretch. The rest is history.

Fuck Jerry Reinsdorf. Fuck John TamPaxson and Garfunkel too. Ladies and gentleman: The Three Stooges of the Chicago Bulls.

7 Responses to “Joakim Noah returns to the Bulls.”

  1. Fro Dog Says:

    Ha. Bulls lose by 32 to the Nuggets. This is glorious. I wonder how they do against the Jazz.

    Also, if some of you haven’t heard, the Bears are raising ticket prices again. Apparently, two straight years of not even making the playoffs sell outs at the prices they are now, aren’t enough.. The average price of my tickets will go up about $6.50. Good thing I eat before or after the game instead of paying $6.50 for a hot dog.

  2. chucky Says:

    Fro….I see that Noah played only 23 minutes last night. Hopefully, Thibodeau might be getting the message…..

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    I am not betting on it. That was a disaster last night. If I were a betting man, I’d say he goes 40 tonight for sure. He doesn’t care.

  4. chucky Says:

    You’re probably right.

    I have something here for Cub fans.

    Goddamn, that is a loaded question for the REAL fans. My suggestion is a big, steaming pile of shit 100 feet tall, one foot for every year spent in that fucking dump.

  5. MadCityMac Says:

    Chucky, I checked out your link; if you read the comments after the article, somebody actually infers that Al Yellon is a “writer”. Fucking hilarious!!

  6. DVXPrime Says:

    I can just imagine what that travel package is gonna be like…two tickets on some crappy cheap airline (airtran, anyone?), being stuffed in some shitty no-name hotel (America’s Best Motels, y’all!), and then being parked in the bleachers for the game…where you suffer through crappy weather, drunken, obnoxious, brawling fans and a squadron of pigeons shitting on the paying customers. Oh, and then there’s the question of whether the Cubs will be in a pennant race or lurching towards an epic 100 loss season.

    Bulls end the road trip 3-3, and the Illini return to the March Madness conversation. Joy!

    Anybody on here follow IHSA basketball? If so, anybody pulling for their high school alma mater?

    Is it not obvious hypocrisy that we have NFL players begging Congress for gun-control laws, with regards to that moron Chiefs linebacker involved in that murder-suicide…a former Jets wideout who got 18 mos. in jail for carrying a loaded gun in his sweat pants…and JAMES FUCKING HARRISON of the Steelers posing with two pistols in a magazine article two years ago?

  7. DVXPrime Says:

    Also, does anybody remember that Butler-UConn NCAA title game a few years ago, and why it was such a shitty game (thirty-something percent shooting for both teams)? Do you wonder why the pro game sucks at times? Jason Whitlock puts up a good idea. I know he can be an ass when it comes to culture and sports, but when he sticks to just the sporting world, he can be money:

    Fuck “pitchers and catchers reporting”, when does MLS start?


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