Comcast HOORSnet

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Well folks, I have been meaning to mention this first one for about three years now. This is April Rose. She hosts “The Chicago Huddle” on Comcast SportsNet which is a show featuring Dan Jiggetts and a player from the Bears every week to talk about the past game and a preview of the next one. She basically discusses what is coming up on the show. Very rarely, she is never wearing something that covers her cleavage. If you read her bio online, her favorite book is The Bible. Yeah, be a skank and yet, religious. Not to say there aren’t people like that, but oh well. Hey April, if you continue to do this, do yourself a favor and just show them completely to the world.

Next up is Aiyana Cristal of Comcast SportsNet. This woman is just terrible on TV. I try to forget the whole “she keeps wearing tops that expose her cleavage”. The main problem I have with this, is when she is talking about a story, it’s said in a way that she seems like she has no idea what the hell she is talking about. I’ve seen her being paired with fellow newcomer, Kelly Crull and in one show, both stumbled their words several times. It’s horrendous. So what I said for April goes for Aiyana. Both of these women aren’t very bright people.

OK. So why am I pissed off about these two women? It’s been discussed on here and throughout the media, that Comcast SportsNet fired two women who actually know what they are talking about when it comes to sports. Those two women, being Gail Fischer and Susannah Collins. No reason, nor evidence was found on why Gail wasn’t brought back. Now, some of you may remember Susannah getting canned back in late April for a simple flub on the air when discussing the success of the Blackhawks going into the playoffs. One mistake costs her her job. Simply put, they cannot tolerate someone’s error nor their past. And the bullshit part was, Susannah always dressed in an appropriate way. No one ever complained about her and she knew her sports. The Blackhawks were supposedly behind her firing as well and while that could be another discussion for another day, I will say the Blackhawks do a fine job of having ice girls out there during breaks shoveling ice while some of them hide their tramp stamps with make up. Fantastic.

Enter April Rose and Aiyana Cristal. First off, these women get hired for their looks. Fine. Then, they dress like skanks. But don’t tell Comcast SportsNet that. They’ll just fire someone else who knows a thing or two. And back to April Rose: At least Sarah Spain’s are real. I can respect that even though she’s an idiot.

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21 Responses to “Comcast HOORSnet”

  1. chucky Says:

    April Rose, hometown Silicon Valley! Goddamn Fro, those are as phoney as a three dollar bill.

  2. Fro Dog Says:

    You know what’s worse? She’s stupid. They give her sheets to read over and they send her to Soldier Field on game days to ask the various meatballs questions on former players. Well, just like the show “Gas Money”, these frat boy douchebags get most of the questions wrong. And you guessed it, she’s out there showing off her plastic for the hacks to see.

  3. Cubs Suck Says:

    So Boers and Bernstien are doing a remote at this complete shit hole dump of a bar called Bertas in an hour in the town I live about 5 minutes from my house. I would go check it out if it wasnt at such a small little coke bar that maybe 250 people can fit in. Think they could have found a better location.

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    They were at a bar here in Dekalb called Fatty’s two weeks ago which is actually a nice place to be. But hey. I had no idea Ottawa had a coke bar.

    (sarcastic laugh)

  5. Cubs Suck Says:

    Fro, living in DeKalb you go to any NIU games? Jordan Lynch looks like he may be a BADASS!!

  6. Fro Dog Says:

    I haven’t been to an NIU game since 2006. I was actually going to go to the homecoming game two weeks ago but a friend of mine couldn’t make it and I didn’t want to go by myself. Lynch is pretty good against the MAC but when he plays big boy teams, he gets stuffed. It happened in the Orange Bowl last year. He couldn’t run at all and when he tried to pass, it was no match. They have UMass next Saturday and that team isn’t all that great. However, the week after, is Ball State and they only have one loss and it’s at home too.

    Back to Lynch, if he does go into the NFL, he may be better off as a running back.

  7. Fro Dog Says:

    If anybody saw the Packers against the Vikings last night, the Bears should be shitting themselves right now. The Packers scored on every single drive in the game and nearly every drive chewed up at least 6:00 of clock time. And the defense for the Vikings is 1,579 times better than the defense of the Bears.

  8. Cubs Suck Says:

    The Bears are done this year, How about a Bulls topic?

  9. Fro Dog Says:

    Well, with the Bulls, Noah is hurt already, Hinrich has a concussion. Noah claims he is “100%”. Whatever that means. He keeps going out there to prove he is a tough guy but he should sit out a month or two to heal. This all started with Vinny Del Negro playing him when he wasn’t suppose to. Paxson then goes into his office and yanks on his tie like a turd.

    Then, with ThomASS in charge, Noah is out there putting up 40 minutes or more per game along with Deng. It’s, what I call, a fine display of stupidity. Boers and Berstein said they have a “puncher’s chance” if they stay healthy. That’s the problem though. They’re not healthy and they won’t be. They go 8-0 in the preseason but really, that means nothing. I saw the same shit in those games that I have seen all of the years before. Chucky is going to say the same thing about this next point, but Jimmy Butler can’t make a free throw to save his life. He was horrible doing that this preseason. Carlos Boozer will have some nice games as he usually does but he is horrendous at defense as well. And for crying out loud, I wish he would stop yelling at himself during the games. Yelling “GIMME DAT SHIT” and “GET IN DERE!” is annoying on every level. I was at a game on New Year’s Day 2011 and he had a foul called on him. There was silence for about ten seconds and then, Boozer just screams “AHHHHHHHHHHHH” like some hooker just bit his nut sack.

    The Bulls are going to, once again, have one of the best records in the regular season but let’s be honest, there will be shitty losses against bad teams and when it comes to the playoffs, they simply are not good enough because of their flaws (free throws, turnovers, etc.). The players are there but they need to be healthy and the moron in the suit walking around screaming at everyone isn’t going to help. Fire this idiot and bring someone in who actually knows when to rest players.

  10. chucky Says:

    Fro….Boers and Bernstein seem to be changing their tune slightly in regards to ThomASS. It seems they aren’t very pleased with him about the amount of time ThomASS had Rose, Noah, and some other guys who were injured playing in meaningless preseason games. It’s been weird to hear them talking that way, considering how they had blatantly kissed his ass in the past. Hell, they’d blast the piss out of any caller who would dare even question anything King ThomASS ever did. I think they even went as far as saying that he was the best head coach/manager in Chicago, all sports included.

    One more point I need to make. Jimmy Butler can’t make a free throw to save his fucking life!

  11. Cubs Suck Says:

    Chucky… Please check this out… https://www.marijuanadoctors.com/medical-marijuana/IL/qualification

  12. chucky Says:

    CS….you must have been talking to Fro about all of the surgeries I’ve had. Thank you for the thought, but I really don’t want to smoke weed. I quit cigarettes a little over 6 years ago, ironically because of 4 day stay in the hospital for appendicitis, and I can say it is a royal bitch stopping. I still get a craving for from time to time. I know weed is different, but I just don’t want to smoke anymore.

  13. Cubs Suck Says:

    Its allot easier watching Chicago sports while being stoned! lol
    Hope the Bulls beat the shit out of the Heat tonight!

  14. chucky Says:

    My left over painkillers help me in that regard CS. But I hate it when I run out.

  15. Ronald Reagen Says:

    Today there’s a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country, and no one is safe from it—not you, not me, and certainly not our children, because this epidemic has their names written on it. Many of you may be thinking: “Well, drugs don’t concern me.” But it does concern you. It concerns us all because of the way it tears at our lives and because it’s aimed at destroying the brightness and life of the sons and daughters of the United States.

  16. chucky Says:

    Aren’t you dead Ron?

  17. Cubs Suck Says:

    Sorry Ron I am more worried about the American Indians getting their way and renaming our hockey team.

  18. Fro Dog Says:

    You guys crack me up. (No pun intended)

  19. chucky Says:

    ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

    I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!!

  20. Fro Dog Says:

    Anybody who threatens Chucky will have their nuts severed by a chainsaw. There is a reason why I stay on his good side.

  21. chucky Says:

    Nah, I won’t use a chainsaw. Too fast. But I’ll disembowel someone with a wooden cooking spoon though!

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