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The Chicago Cubs are a PROFESSIONAL baseball team located in Chicago, Illinois, USA. They are members of the Central Division of Major League Baseball’s National League. Wikipedia
Arena/Stadium: Wrigley Field
World Series championships: 1908, 1907
Mascots: Clark, Clark the Cub
Former names: Chicago Orphans, Chicago Colts, Chicago White Stockings
“The Cubs are thrilled to welcome Clark as the team’s official mascot,” said Alison Miller, senior director of marketing. “Clark is a young, friendly Cub who can’t wait to interact with our other young Cubs fans. He’ll be a welcoming presence for families at Wrigley Field and an excellent ambassador for the team in the community.”
ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Matt Eberflus 
July 28, 2014 at 5:02 pm
Genre…..I actually like the fake mascot named Billy Cub that the Scrubs are suing more. At least he wasn’t a fucking pedophile like Clark.
July 29, 2014 at 12:05 am
I agree. “Clark”…sheesh.
Why not “Addison” or “Sheffield”? Too hoity-toity?
There’s already a “Crane” and a “Theo”…what’s the problem?
July 29, 2014 at 4:08 pm
Every time someone says in print, on the air, or online, “The Cubs have a PLAN”:
1) Underpants Gnomes:
a) Steal underpants
b) ?
c) profit
2) This quote from the late Harold Ramis in “Stripes”: “Oh, great; Custer had a plan, too.”
July 30, 2014 at 9:54 am
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/30/sports/espn-disciplines-stephen-a-smith.html?_r=0
Looks like Stevey gets a weeks vacation. Even though I agree that there are some women out there that dont know when to shut the fuck up. It doesnt mean to beat the shit out of them, It means get away from that crazy bitch. Stephan A. Smith, You are a Dumbass.
July 31, 2014 at 1:23 am
The Cubs have a plan: http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/11286916/felix-doubront-traded-chicago-cubs-boston-red-sox
July 31, 2014 at 3:35 pm
Damn genre, I really wish you hadn’t posted that picture of that idiotic mascot. That thing is just creepy as hell. Maybe since he doesn’t ever wear any pants we could hook him up with Porky Pig. He never wore pants either!
August 1, 2014 at 6:09 am
http://www.nba.com/2014/news/07/31/derrick-rose-chicago-bulls-tension.ap/index.html
Maybe he is feeling guilty for cashing his checks the last 3 years…..
August 1, 2014 at 9:50 am
CBSS…we value your contributions to the site! 😉
August 1, 2014 at 9:53 am
chucky, he should consider wearing pants, methinks…. http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–U9NkPKfW–/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/19ctxj7urldbhjpg.jpg
August 1, 2014 at 3:40 pm
Genre, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, where the hell did you find that?
August 1, 2014 at 10:57 pm
believe it or not…I googled “Clark the Cub” (images)…that was the FIRST image that appeared…what does that tell you? I think the image was originally posted on deadspin.com (?)
August 1, 2014 at 10:58 pm
hehehe
August 2, 2014 at 11:40 am
For chucky, and all of our friendts…
http://deadspin.com/roundup-your-best-clark-the-cub-photoshop-contest-subm-1503378177
August 2, 2014 at 2:19 pm
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Genre, that is just way too funny. Now I’m truly scarred. Thanks man.