Professional? BARF.


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The Chicago Cubs are a PROFESSIONAL baseball team located in Chicago, Illinois, USA. They are members of the Central Division of Major League Baseball’s National League. Wikipedia
Arena/Stadium: Wrigley Field

Location: Chicago

Manager: Rick Renteria

World Series championships: 1908, 1907

Mascots: Clark, Clark the Cub

Former names: Chicago Orphans, Chicago Colts, Chicago White Stockings


“The Cubs are thrilled to welcome Clark as the team’s official mascot,” said Alison Miller, senior director of marketing. “Clark is a young, friendly Cub who can’t wait to interact with our other young Cubs fans. He’ll be a welcoming presence for families at Wrigley Field and an excellent ambassador for the team in the community.”



14 Responses to “Professional? BARF.”

  1. chucky Says:

    Genre…..I actually like the fake mascot named Billy Cub that the Scrubs are suing more. At least he wasn’t a fucking pedophile like Clark.

  2. genrebuster Says:

    I agree. “Clark”…sheesh.

    Why not “Addison” or “Sheffield”? Too hoity-toity?

    There’s already a “Crane” and a “Theo”…what’s the problem?

  3. dvxprime Says:

    Every time someone says in print, on the air, or online, “The Cubs have a PLAN”:

    1) Underpants Gnomes:
    a) Steal underpants
    b) ?
    c) profit

    2) This quote from the late Harold Ramis in “Stripes”: “Oh, great; Custer had a plan, too.”

  4. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:
    Looks like Stevey gets a weeks vacation. Even though I agree that there are some women out there that dont know when to shut the fuck up. It doesnt mean to beat the shit out of them, It means get away from that crazy bitch. Stephan A. Smith, You are a Dumbass.

  5. genrebuster Says:

    The Cubs have a plan:

  6. chucky Says:

    Damn genre, I really wish you hadn’t posted that picture of that idiotic mascot. That thing is just creepy as hell. Maybe since he doesn’t ever wear any pants we could hook him up with Porky Pig. He never wore pants either!

  7. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:
    Maybe he is feeling guilty for cashing his checks the last 3 years…..

  8. genrebuster Says:

    CBSS…we value your contributions to the site! 😉

  9. genrebuster Says:

    chucky, he should consider wearing pants, methinks….–U9NkPKfW–/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/19ctxj7urldbhjpg.jpg

  10. chucky Says:

    Genre, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Seriously, where the hell did you find that?

  11. genrebuster Says:

    believe it or not…I googled “Clark the Cub” (images)…that was the FIRST image that appeared…what does that tell you? I think the image was originally posted on (?)

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  13. genrebuster Says:

    For chucky, and all of our friendts…

  14. chucky Says:

    OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Genre, that is just way too funny. Now I’m truly scarred. Thanks man.


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