The Chicago Bulls are halfway there to the biggest collapse in NBA playoff history.


The Bulls were up 3-0 in a series vs. one of the greatest teams in NBA history, the under-.500 Milwaukee Bucks in the first round of the playoffs.

Now, the series is 3-2 heading back to Milwaukee. And how fitting would it be if the Bulls indeed, collapsed by losing four in a row. No NBA team has lost a series after being up 3-0.

For all of the ThomASS defenders, where are all of you at? You sure have been silent the last month or two. Come on. I know you idiots are reading this shit. What do all of you dumbasses have to say now?

Come on Bulls. Don’t stop now. Complete the epic failure so changes can be made quicker.

27 Responses to “The Chicago Bulls are halfway there to the biggest collapse in NBA playoff history.”

  1. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    They seriously looked like they were trying to lose that game. Nice job Dunleavy, contributing a big fat goose egg when it counts.

  2. Fro Dog Says:

    Box score (cue Yeti)

    Bulls miss 7 free throws
    12 turnovers

    Derrick Rose – 42 minutes
    Aaron Brooks – 6 minutes

    Why the fuck didn’t Brooks (Rose’s backup) play more in this game?

    Jimmy Butler – 46 minutes

    Don’t worry. We’re all idiots and the ThomASS defenders are geniuses. That’s why they haven’t posted on here in a while. It’s because they are too busy basking in the glory at how smart they are.

  3. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    Speaking of idiots, you are about to be a million-air and can’t go 30 days without toking up… Fucking Retard!

  4. Pie in the Sky Says:

    It’s funny because I was reading a Kevin Love article on ESPN where the comment section was full of Bulls fans who were already talking about how Chicago beating Cleveland in Round 2 was a lock, Bulls winning in five. According to them, Cavs have no chance without Love, haha.

  5. chucky Says:

    I am so goddamned sick of Derrick FUCKING Rose. I will be completely done with these fucking cretins if the Bulls re-sign this moron after his contract is done. Best of four series? Jesus fucking jumping shitballs, you fucking retard! Tell me something, does he sound like a massive fucking pothead every time he speaks. I’ve known some people who smoked a ton of weed and they sound just like this dumb bastard. Real slow and laid back speech, and just kind of rambling on and on. I’d love to see him have to take a piss test to find out. I remember idiots comparing this lazy fuck to Jordan a few years ago. Jordan on his very worst, flu ridden day, is a million times better than this fucking punk.

    And unless the Bulls remove their heads from their asses and win the NBA title, there is no way in hell ThomASS comes back next year. Mark my words.

  6. genrebuster Says:

    NOBODY compares to MJ in his prime…period. And Rose isn’t even a blip on the radar!! Jordan was driven to WIN and could completely take over a game…

    I guess we’ll see you later, Thibs. Good riddance!

  7. Fro Dog Says:

    Derrick Rose is a fucking idiot.

    Taj Gibson is only good at basketball when the basketball isn’t in his hands.

    Joakim Noah has no business being in the NBA anymore. He hit his peak in 2009 and 2010 but has turned into a dumb fuck after. Anybody see those two easy layups that he missed in succession last night? I’ve seen enough of this clown.

    Combine all of that with a head coach who doesn’t understand why there is a such thing as a bench full of players. Just remember, Jimmy Butler played 46 out of a possible 48 minutes in this last game.

  8. Cubs Bears Sox Suck Says:

    A friendly reminder to Chucky that Roger Goodell will be very close!

  9. Fro Dog Says:

    Damn CS. You want Goodell killed? Haha. I just prefer him to resign and get another job.

  10. chucky Says:

    To quote Mr. T, from Rocky 3


  11. abdallaha92 Says:

    Sorry Fro Dog, the Bulls destoryed the Bucks 120-66. I guess you didn’t get your wish. Go Bulls.

  12. Fro Dog Says:

    I had a FEELING you or some other weirdo was going to show up to say something like this. Did you see the starters still playing in the fourth quarter with the team up 40? Sure, I wouldn’t put it past them to blow that lead, but the fact that the bench guys didn’t come in until there were only six minutes left in the game is alarming. Did you hear Stacey King asking the same question about why the starters were still in?

    Be a realist. We are. The Bulls aren’t a very good team. We want changes. We don’t want an idiot head coach who doesn’t know how to fully utilize his bench. That’s why you see starters running out of gas late in games. The Bulls aren’t going to win games when Rose and Butler are only getting two or three minutes of rest.

  13. Mitch Cummstein Says:

    WTF, the Bulls “destoryed” the Bucks? There are no words!!!!!

  14. dvxprime Says:

    The Cavs swept their series and will have a few days’ rest on the Bulls.

    If the Bulls go to five games, I’ll be fairly shocked.

    That being said, in the midst of all the bullshit going on, the Bulls running the Bucks off the floor was nice alternative to BALTIMORERIOTRACISM and NFLDRAFTNFLDRAFTNFLDRAFT all. Fucking. Week.

  15. genrebuster Says:

    abdallaha92, go to the back of the class. ha ha ha ha ha

  16. abdallaha92 Says:

    Speaking of minutes Derrick Rose played 25 minutes, Noah played 25 minutes, Gasol played 30 minutes, Butler played 32 minutes, and Dunleavy played 28 minutes. Your right he played them into the ground.

    Also Genrebuster you need to learn proper grammer. Thats all you guys keep saying to me whenever I make a point.

  17. Walter Payton Says:

    Mitch is “off” today.


    1. re: “grammer” (sic): it’s grammar…swing and a miss!

    2. you’re right…not “your right” (sic)…..strike 2!

    Mr. genrebuster aims to improve all areas of his life, including grammar and spelling…but he has little faith in you as an instructor, sorry Gary.

  18. genrebuster Says:

    abdallaha. It was ONE game. He’s been running them into the ground for MANY games and it ADDS UP.


    So, according to your data…your buddy Thibs didn’t run the starters into the ground, and the result was good! Do you think he might consider and possibly learn something from that? I doubt it.

    But if pigs fly AND the Bulls win it all this year…sure, let’s give Thibodeau yet another opportunity to run as many Bulls players into the ground, and shorten their careers as possible. Hip hip hooray for Thibs!

    It really pisses me off when coaches burn players. I believe that Dusty Baker negatively impacted the careers of Kerry Wood and Mark Prior. As a long-suffering Cubs’ fan, it would have been fun to see those guys play longer, and perform better.

  19. Fro Dog Says:

    Mitch! You need to come by here more instead of spending your days in the sun on a golf course in a warm environment. We need you!

    GARY, come on. Did you not see ThomASS play the starters with them up 40 in the third and fourth quarters? You can’t win an argument when everyone else is watching the same game you are. Those guys should have been out of the game, at the latest, with about five minutes to go in the third quarter.

    And the reason why Genre says you need to work on your grammar is because we are adults and we spell like adults. Do any of us make a mistake at times? Absolutely. But your “mistakes” are consistent. I don’t really care that much but when I have to read shit over again, that’s just unnecessary. I shouldn’t have to do that and neither should anyone else here.

  20. Nemo Says:

    Anyone know where the FUCK the HAWKS game is? NBCSN said it was on NHL Network, but it’s not-their just showing the same TB-MON overtime game.

  21. Fro Dog Says:

    Nemo, I am guessing you have a satellite dish? If so, that’s why. Dish Network and DirecTV don’t operate like cable companies do. If I were you, I would toss the dish for cable. And yes, I know cable companies suck ass with their prices, but it’s reliable.

  22. chucky Says:

    We can always count on guys like abdallaha to keep up the retard around here. Maybe you should take a lesson in grammar numbnuts.

  23. Fro Dog Says:


  24. chucky Says:

    Fro….are you serious, or are you kidding me?

  25. Fro Dog Says:

    Come on Chuckster. We love GARY here. He’s just a bit mislead. Haha. He’ll come around.

  26. chucky Says:

    I’m not holding my breath.

  27. Kyle jarn Says:

    If thibs does indeed get fired I can’t wait till the replacement stinks up the place and isn’t the “elite” coach that thibs is and leads us to a losing record.


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