The Bears just signed a kicker who’s last name is pronounced “Blew it.”


Is this a fucking joke? The Bears just keep out-doing themselves.

Six months or so away from the season opener. This is going great.

8 Responses to “The Bears just signed a kicker who’s last name is pronounced “Blew it.””

  1. dvxprime Says:

    In other football news, has anyone actually had “quality time’ with the Alliance of American Football, no Chicago-based team notwithstanding?

    Your thoughts?

  2. chucky Says:

    DVX…, I haven’t. But I just came across this little tidbit for your reading pleasure.

    You guys are going to love this.

  3. Dave Says:

    We got Cordarrelle Patterson too. He’s pretty good, a definite improvement to the offense and special teams.

  4. Erniesarmy Says:

    Cubs two closers are out for the beginning of the season. Will Theo finally get Craig Kimbrell? No, he believes they have the answer in Triple A! Is this guy on drugs? Be ready for a long season fellow Cub fans.

  5. chucky Says:

    Ernie…..Epstein really didn’t do a lot this winter. His biggest addition was a move of subtraction. He shitcanned Chili Davis. I’m beginning to think that Theo WANTS to lose this year. That way he has the perfect excuse to blow up the team and start over.

    One more thing. With all these pitching injuries that have occurred last year and so far this year, I was wondering if the ghosts of Dusty Baker and Larry Rothschild have come back to haunt Wrigley Field. Just a theory.

  6. genrebuster Says:

    Jacque-off Jones back at it!

  7. Erniesarmy Says:

    Mike Trout signed a 12 year 430 million dollar contract with the Angels. They will have to pay hm whether he plays or not-no trade,no renegotiation clause. So if he gets a career ending injury, he still gets paid! You would have thought after the Pujols debacle they might have learned their lesson. Nope! Just greedy owners paying greedy players thinking that somehow they will win a World Series…someday. And guess who ends up footing the bill? That’s correct baseball fans, you and me! I am right on the edge of saying goodbye forever to pro sports.

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