“I wanted to wish this website a happy 12th birthday. Dude, did you know that 12 is the number on my jersey?”


“Dude, remember back in 2005 when y’all came to a website to try to fire me? Remember when BobbyD vanished and y’all moved here? BobbyD was your horse. And when you don’t have your horses, you have to look for other ones. *Spits toothpick bits* Man, I don’t know. But dude, this guy you call Fro Dog jumped in. But a dog isn’t a horse. I mean, a dog is a mammal. It has four legs like a horse. Some dogs can run fast like horses. But it’s not a horse. Then KSMC stepped in (rest in paradise). After that, this Genrebuster dude followed up. *Spits toothpick bits* That’s three horses! By the way, does ‘Genrebuster’ have something to do with music? I like music.

You see any of the other teams I managed afterwards have websites with the mission to fire me? You don’t. But when I was in Chicago, you were writing me hate mail. You booed me. I also remember being told about a website talking about LaTroy being bad. Why? Because we’re African-American? Man, y’all racists! *Spits toothpick bits*

But hey, it’s been a while. You had your championship. *Spits toothpick bits* I would have gotten it for you if I just had my horses. *Spits toothpick bits* But dude, that’s just how it goes.

12 years is a long time. And if you go back to the first website you wanted to fire me at, dude, that’s 15 years. *Spits toothpick bits* So I guess, happy double birthday!

                                                                                                                           Yours truly, *Spits toothpick bits*

                                                                                                                                              Dusty Baker

12 Responses to ““I wanted to wish this website a happy 12th birthday. Dude, did you know that 12 is the number on my jersey?””

  1. Pie in the Sky Says:

    And to think this man is STILL managing…

  2. dvxprime Says:

    Nice to see the Black Hawks with a playoff win and the Cubs and White Sox winning their games.

    Happy Birthday, Fire (Whomever)!!!

  3. Fro Dog Says:


    The Blackhawks came out kicking serious ass. The final minutes of the game had me nearly shitting myself. But they held on. Before the season was paused, I felt it was going to take a miracle to get to the playoffs. Well, this is their miracle. Now, it’s time for them to show if they can capitalize on the opportunity.

  4. chucky Says:

    Yeah, I still feel the same way about the Dust bucket that I did 15 years ago.

    Go fuck yourself you sorry ass sack of fucking goddamned dog shit bitch! You rat bastard, you should be thrown screaming from a helicopter AFTER I bash you in the face with a piece of heavy mining equipment and disembowel you with a wooden cooking spoon you lousy fucktard.

    Ahhhhhh, that felt good. I’ve missed doing that.

  5. genrebuster Says:

    Ahhh, this new thread is making me very happy! Thank You, Fro.

    Who was it that christened “the toothpick chomping idiot” “Dustfuck”…please raise your hand and kudos to you, sir!


    Pie: “still managing” may be a stretch. Yes, he is wearing a uniform…

  6. genrebuster Says:

    CLASSIC, chucky! …took my mind off all the bad stuff for a NY minute…I’ll take it. 🙂

  7. chucky Says:

    And once again, the Cubs goddamned bullpen is a fucking dumpster fire. When the fuck did they fucking resign Kevin FUCKING Gregg again.

    Oh, wait it’s Craig MOTHERFUCKING Kimbrel. Here’s a free tip for you Theo and Jed: unload that worthless sack of shit before the useless fuck blows a really important game. Because you fucking know he will.

    Oh, and thanks genre.

  8. erniesarmy Says:

    The Chuckster getting real and tellin it as it is!I don’t follow the Cubs anymore since they joined the BLM movement, but Chucky will keep me up to date on their “progress.”

  9. genrebuster Says:

    Perhaps it’s time to have the St. Lois Cardinals forfeit their season, they’re a C-19 clusterfuck. Or just cancel the whole thing, which would be a shame as the Cubs have been playing really well.

    At least we’re accustomed to “wait ’till next year”. tick tock.

  10. dvxprime Says:


    (Beat Montreal last night to advance in the Stanley Cup Playoffs)


  11. Fro Dog Says:


    Edmonton. They beat Edmonton. Montreal, however, beat Pittsburgh yesterday.

    That’s hockey.

  12. dvxprime Says:

    Fro Dog, we gotta start somewhere.


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