Simply the best.

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Hate him or love him, he’s the greatest. After the Bears beat the Buccaneers on that Thursday night, it appeared that some “experts” were writing Tom Brady off as washed up.

If only Ryan Pace could find a quarterback half as good as Brady, the Bears would be in pretty good shape. Supposedly, Carson Wentz is Pace’s solution to all of the problems.

Fuck.

17 Responses to “Simply the best.”

  1. chucky Says:

    Ryan Pace is looking to replace Mitchell Trubisky with the Eagles version of Mitchell Trubisky. And let’s say for arguments sake that Carson Wentz is the second coming of Tom Brady, it won’t matter anyway.

    Matt Nagy is still head coach.

  2. genrebuster Says:

    Russell Wilson.

  3. genrebuster Says:

    And you’re right. Brady is the best.

  4. Fro Dog Says:

    You know what I also find absolutely hilarious? The Bears interviewed Bruce Arians in 2013. Phil Emery lead that process and had Arians do a mock press conference. Yes, a MOCK PRESS CONFERENCE. Not ask him about the players he wants to bring in or the offense he wants to run. A MOCK PRESS CONFERENCE.

    Want more humor? He took over Chuck Pagano, who took off for cancer treatment. Still, Arians proved that he had a better offense than Pagano. The same Chuck Pagano that was the defensive coordinator for the Bears the last two years. And we all witnessed how shitty the defense was. The Colts were iffy at best with Pagano as the head coach.

    And yet, after all of that proof, Emery still went to Marc Trestman instead.

    “I LOVE BALL.”

  5. chucky Says:

    Hey Fro…..don’t you go mocking Marc Trestman. After all, he had the toolbox of concepts. And inside that toolbox was two years worth of sound bites that were absolutely priceless.

    Let’s go out today and GROW THE MAN!!!

  6. dvxprime Says:

    Unless Nagy and Pace do some actual searching for a quarterback, and unless Nagy has a serious revolution regarding his coaching strategy and tactics, it doesn’t matter who Da Bears bring in as quarterback for ’21.

  7. genrebuster Says:

    I remember 2013/Arians. Emory -wherever he is – still SUCKS. As does Pace, McCaskey…etc.

  8. genrebuster Says:

    Rex was our quarterback.

  9. chucky Says:

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    Thanks genre. I never should have mentioned Trestman.

  10. Fro Dog Says:

    Carson Wentz actually may be what the Bears need to get better.

    That’s because the chances of Pace and Nagy getting fired increase even more and it may lead to the Bears getting lucky with a new general manager. I said “lucky.” As in, they luck out by throwing a dart blindfolded and hitting the bullseye.

  11. genrebuster Says:

    You’re right, chucky. I was reminded of Lovie Baker, etc. That said, please accept my sincere apology…you deserve better, my frendt!

    In other news, Wentz to the Colts. Fine with me.

  12. chucky Says:

    No worries genre. It’s all good. Just remember this: It doesn’t matter who the Bears get for QB. They could have Tom Brady at the peak of his powers, he’d still have a shithead for a coach. Wanny, Jauron, Lovie, Trestman, Fox, Nagy, these guys are a who’s who of idiot head coaches who never should have been hired in the first place. When Dave Wannstedt is the best coach you’ve had in the 28 years, you’ve got some serious issues in picking out head coaches. I admit I wanted John Fox, OOOOPS!!!!!!!!!! Mea culpa. At any rate, the last decent coach this team has had was Ditka, and he had dementia in his final years as head coach. Coincidentally, guess who became Vice President of Operations in 1993 and served there for six years until his promotion to team president? Yeah, Ted FUCKING Phillips. And people claim he was just a bean counter. Yeah, right, fuck that shit.

  13. Fro Dog Says:

    I still find it hard to believe that Ted Phillips (who probably never held a football as a child/teenager) is president of a professional football team. The guy makes decisions that affect the team in every way, shape and form regardless of what anyone else says.

    George literally contradicted that statement in the press conference last month. He said first that Ted doesn’t meddle in football decisions. Then when asked about who stays and who goes, George says that Ted makes those decisions.

    Fuck. Fuck. And fuck.

  14. genrebuster Says:

    McCaskey is a fucking hack. At best. Is Phillips gone yet?

  15. Fro Dog Says:

    Ted is still there. And I’m certain he is getting a hefty raise from George.

    Ted Phillips is the shitstain on a pair of whitey tidy’s.

  16. Erniesarmy Says:

    The greatest QB of all time for my money is Johnny Unitas. He was the last of the field generals who called all his own plays. What he could do to a defense was like a brain surgeon taking out a tumor.

  17. genrebuster Says:

    Fro…so all that talk about Phillips ‘retiring’ was BS? Or did I dream that?

SHOW DA FIRE AND PASSION, MY FRENDT!

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