The irony of this trash can


Two years ago, I rescued a pitbull/rottweiler and named him Slash. He’s a good boy. He does the right thing by taking a shit in the neighbor’s yard. He knows all the commands and is the most loyal dog anyone could ask for.

When I pick up his shit, I put a plastic bag in this Chicago Bears’ trash can and get to work. Until recently, I was blinded by the irony of putting dog shit in a trash can with the Bears’ logo on it. I actually feel it’s an insult to dog shit to call the Bears “dog shit.”

With training camp arriving by the end of the month, we’re all just on standby waiting for another lost season. And again, I’ll re-iterate that Roger Goodell and the owners are pieces of shit by having 17 games in a season. Scumbags.

But hey, look at this dog. He knows that when he takes a shit, it’s going in the right trash can.

11 Responses to “The irony of this trash can”

  1. dvxprime Says:

    In other news:

    I know the White Sox are less popular than the Cubs here, but because they have the better shot at making the playoffs, I am hitching their myself to their banner for the rest of the season. Rest assured, if they blow an eight game lead on the Cleveland Indians, I will go straight Chucky on them t=here at Fire everybody.

  2. genrebuster Says:

    Good boy, Slash!

  3. Fro Dog Says:

    Very good boy, indeed. We are needing to take some walks near Lake Shore Drive as it’s been too long. Either awful weather or work has interfered.

    When are you coming back to the city, Genre?

  4. chucky Says:

    Thanks for the call out dvx! It’s always good to have a reputation!

    I had a thought about the Cubs. Stay with me on this, I know it’s batshit crazy. Suppose they go on another run, and only lose a game or two before the trade deadline. Do they still sell? I can actually see this happening, given this teams Jekyll and Hyde personality.

    Cool dog Fro. It actually is an insult to dog shit to wrap it up in Bears logos though. Perhaps there’s a way to leave it on the 50 yard line at Soldier Field? Or on Nagy’s desktop? Both would be fitting.

  5. Pie in the Sky Says:

    You’re doing it wrong. When buying team trash cans, you’re supposed to buy the three divisional rivals and Dallas. This should potty train most dogs.

  6. chucky Says:

    Forget what I said about the Cubs in this post. This team is a fucking shitshow on steroids.

  7. genrebuster Says:

    Fro, hopefully soon. I’m recording in CA in Nov so sometime before then, I’ll let you know in advance.

    And I would enjoy walking with you and Slash; when Dominic was alive we walked many miles a week. I miss that.

  8. genrebuster Says:

    Ricketts and company are doing a great job breaking up the Cubs…

  9. chucky Says:

    Hey Fro, do you think David FUCKING Ross will fit in that can?

  10. Erniesarmy Says:

    Cubs 8 Diamondbacks 3. Hey Chucky, Cubs finally found a fish they can beat!! LOL!!!

  11. Erniesarmy Says:

    Cubs 8 Diamondbacks 3 … Hey Chucky, the Cubs finally found a “fish” they could beat! LOL!!


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