Archive for September, 2023

Open thread

September 28, 2023

This will also be the thread for the Bears/Broncos on Sunday. As usual, a recap of some sort will follow.

It’s very unfortunate that we are in this position as fans for yet, another season. I’ve been consciously watching the Bears the last 32 years. It just seems to get worse every year. This makes me wish Dave Wannstedt was the coach and we all know how shitty his teams were.

Also, Nathan Peterman is still on the team. Instead of working the cash register at a Walgreen’s like God intended him to, he’s making millions in the NFL to continue being the statistically worst quarterback in NFL history.

Even this fan at a wrestling show this past Saturday wants Ryan Poles fired!

September 25, 2023

I heard this fan is a real dick too.

Bears lose 41-10 | When will this shit stop?

September 24, 2023

It’s time to clean house. Your thoughts in the thread.

Background noise | Chiefs 14 Bears 0

September 24, 2023

I find it rather sad that I am doing laundry and some work on my laptop as the game is on. That is what the Bears have become now. This is the recap.

I use to joke that the Bears were so shitty, that they would realistically eliminated from playoff contention by Columbus Day. But I was very wrong this year. We are still two weeks away from that day.

On the first drive, I was in complete shock because the Bears actually didn’t give up any points. That must be the first time in a decade!

Then the next two drives, Mahomes solves the problem. In fact, any team that plays the Bears seem to solve their problems by playing them. The Bears aren’t coming back to win this game. Next week is against the Broncos and let’s be real: The Broncos will solve their problems against them as well. I hate this fucking team.

Even the National hosts are saying what we been saying at this site for the last 15 years!

September 21, 2023

8:30 mark for Mike Greenberg’s take. Beginning of the second video for Screamin’ A. Smith’s take. It’s about time people other than us are calling out the Bears for their utter incompetence over the recent years.

We’ve been saying this shit since the start of this website 15 years ago. FUCK THIS INEPT DIS-ORGANIZATION.

An embarrassing day for the laughingstock of the NFL.

September 20, 2023

It was just another ordinary day to start. I took the first half of the day to mow my yard and do some stuff around my house. As usual, I have either The Score or ESPN 1000 on my phone as I’m getting work done. I expected more talk about how the Bears are on pace to be the worst team in the NFL again.

But then, shit started happening. Justin Fields was too honest about how shitty the coaches are. Then later on, he calls reporters in to tell them his words were taken out of context. No. The Bears told him to tell the reporters that because they don’t like it when the truth is spoken. This was clearly shades of what happened to Brian Griese in 2007. Griese pulled a “John Elway” and took the Bears 97 yards for a game-winning touchdown against the Packers on a Sunday Night. He said in the press conference that the ear piece in his helmet went out and he called the plays by himself.

The next day, he has a press conference saying he didn’t actually call all the plays. Lovie Smith and Ron Turner were embarrassed that someone showed that it’s 100% their shitty play-calling and not always on the players. Justin Fields should be doing what I have said on this website for years that players should do: Tell the coaches “fuck it” and do the exact opposite of what they say. If they tell the cornerbacks and safeties to play zone, play man coverage instead. COVER YOUR RECEIVERS YOU FUCKING MORONS. Whatever.

This is systemic. This is a culture. This has been habit for this franchise for what is now a few decades. This entire dis-organization has a long history of lying to the fans and it’s fucking embarrassing. From Sweaty Teddy to Lovie, Angelo, Dr. Death Marc Trestman and Matt Nagy, all have been liars. Of course, no one would give a shit if any of those sad excuses for football coaches would just win some fucking games. But the fact is that all of them didn’t. They were all losers and will forever be losers in football.

Then, the main course for the day: Alan Williams resigns as defensive coordinator. We don’t know what is true. If an attorney for Williams says there is no criminal activity, then I guess we have to take him at that word. I don’t want to speculate necessarily. But if it’s actually for personal reasons such as illness or otherwise that has zero criminal involvement, then he should leave the team.

But all of this chaos today speaks volumes to how this franchise is ran. Just when we think it can’t get any worse, shit like today happens. And we’ve dealt with all of the bullshit from Lovie. We dealt with anarchy of the players by Dr. Death Marc Trestman. And we dealt with the flat-out stupidity and over-his-head coaching from John Fox and Matt Nagy. Being a Bears fan gets worse by the year. Sadly, I didn’t choose the Bears. The Bears chose me from when I was four or five years old. It’s not easy to quit.

But for the love of God, can we please have a stable team with a competent general manager and coaches? Can we please have a team with competent players that runs the ball and have a secondary that can actually cover their receivers? Is this too much to ask for?

And even though the Bears finally cut Nathan Peterwhacker today in the midst of all this garbage, the fact that he was signed THREE times in the last 18 months should tell you that this decision today shouldn’t have ever happened in the first place.

Just. Fuck.

An appropriate way to lose | Buccaneers 27 Bears 17

September 17, 2023

There it was. A chance for Justin Fields to prove he isn’t a bust. A chance for a winning drive late in the game. The defense was horse shit all game.

Then, what we all expected: They found a way to lose. Justin Fields throws the pick six. Then another interception on a meaningless drive to close out the game.

Just like last week, I knew the Bears would lose on the very first drive of the game. Jaquan Brisker dropped an interception. What happened after? Read below.

Stop if you heard this before: The defense gave up points on the first drive of the game. Yep. It seems like every game for the last ten years, that’s been the case.

Stop if you heard this before: The defense gave up points on the last drive of the half.

Stop if you heard this before: The defense gave up huge plays on 3rd down all game long. One resulted in a touchdown. COVE YOUR RECEIVERS.

Stop if you heard this before: The defense missed a ton of tackels. Yannick Ngakoue couldn’t get to Mayfield all game. And all of these free agents that were supposed to help? NOTHING. Absolutely nothing. The Buccaneers were on pace for almost 600 yards by halftime.

Stop if you heard this before: Why is there a bubble screen on 3rd and 9? YOU NEED NINE YARDS YOU STUPID FUCKS.

Justin Fields is a fucking bust. He cannot read defenses and he can’t seem to see when receivers are wide open. Several plays today, there he was in the pocket standing around. RUN. RUN. RUN. But nope. Even though the team was garbage last year. He had much more success rolling outside the pocket.

This team is worse than last year and that says a lot. Teams who are 0-2 rarely make the playoffs. And next week against the Chiefs, the Bears will become 0-3. Ryan Poles and Matt Eber-LOSE should have never been hired in the first place. I can’t remember who else was available. But these two are the shitstains on a pair of tighty whities.

Bears vs. Buccaneers Thread

September 16, 2023

I’ll be at work watching this while customers come in and annoy me (who’s playing?; what’s the score?).

Feel free to add your thoughts before or during the game. There will be a recap after.

We’ve seen some new folks posting in the last week. Welcome to the darkest corner of the internet. Sorry we’re all miserable here. It’s due to the awful Chicago sports we’ve experienced in life. But, I promise we’re nice.

Message to the Jets: The Bears have two quarterbacks you could have at zero cost!

September 12, 2023

Would you like current bust Justin Fields and his inability to throw the ball away under pressure?

Or how about the statically worst quarterback in NFL history by the name of Nathan Peterman?

On behalf of logical Bears’ fans around the globe, please take one or both of these quarterbacks away from our team. Please.

With Fields, you have a bust who can’t pass or read defenses. But hey, he’s under contract for at least another season. With Peterwhacker, you’re getting a serviceable 38.4 quarterback rating, four touchdowns and 13 interceptions total in his worthless career.

Also, a big “FUCK YOU” to Leonard Floyd. He didn’t do a damn thing with the Bears and very ironic of him to sack Aaron Rodgers (when both play for other teams).

PATHETIC.

Disgusted | Peckers 38 Bears 20

September 10, 2023

When it became 24-6, I called it a day. It was too nice of a day out to be wasted watching this shit. I got to my car and beat the damn traffic. I’d like a refund.

I can tell you this: If you read any of the other recaps with the Bears losing over the 15 years that this website has existed, I guarantee you would be able to apply it to today’s game.

Bubble screens, five yard passes on third and long, giving up huge third down plays that kept the defense on the field, it was all out there. And let’s not forget the red zone drives that stalled for field goals. That’s the Chicago Bears.

And again, what is with giving up points on the first drive of the game along right before and after halftime? The Bears do this shit all the time. ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME. The game was 7-6 and while it felt like it was 30-6, they still had a chance. Instead, they gave the Peckers all the momentum going into halftime with that field goal. First drive of the second half? Touchdown with ease.

Yet, everyone was saying with Rodgers finally gone, that the playing field would be leveled. I knew exactly was going to happen as soon as Fields couldn’t convert that fourth and inches on the first drive of the game. Anyone with half of a brain knew that the Bears were fucked when that happened. Love drove the Packers right down for a touchdown.

As I was walking back to my car, someone texted me Fields got them down the field for a touchdown to make it 24-14. But as I checked ESPN, Love threw a bomb that got them down close to the goal line. And the rest is history. Good Lord.

I’m exhausted. I had a long weekend of bullshit. This was the final nail in all of it. Fuck this franchise. Top to bottom. From George McCaskey all the way down to those fucking ushers who asked me twice in a matter of minutes if they could see my ticket. They all can eat my ass.