Ryan Poles and Matt Eberf-LOSE are still employed. While some may argue that Poles has made moves that have made sense, he still hired Eberf-LOSE and that is enough for me to say that he hasn’t earned another opportunity to find a head coach. Fuck that.
Bernstein and Holmes are busy bashing Cris Collinsworth? The first 10-20 minutes have been nothing but that and bashing Bagent.
Not one mention yet about the defense gave up three touchdowns and two field goals on the first five drives of the game. Not one mention of how shitty Eberf-Lose and Getsy are.
So go ahead and blame Bagent. Again, none of us are saying he’s the savior. Rational fans know that. It’s the coaches and the horrible defense.
This game is over. I am not bothering recapping the entire game. Look below to see what has already happened and obviously, what will continue to happen.
Stop if you’ve heard this before: The referees ruled a Bear player down by contact despite not being touched. Shades of the playoff game in 2019 with Allen Robinson. But it didn’t really matter.
Stop if you’ve heard this before: The defense gave up a touchdown on the first drive of the game. I know last week was a rarity when a team was actually stopped (a fluke missed field goal). Can we please stop witnessing this shit? What a terrible excuse for a defense. It would help if they could actually cover receivers. It would also help if they could stop the run. But just like the last 30 years, they can’t do any of that.
Stop if you’ve heard this before: The Bears made it tough on themselves with the countless penalties early on in the game. It’s difficult to get in a rhythm offensively when players keep making stupid decisions.
Stop if you’ve heard this before: The Bears are all but mathematically eliminated from playoff contention at the halfway point of the season.
I feel bad for Tyson Bagent. He isn’t even going to get a chance to help this team win tonight because the defense doesn’t want to come to work.
I’ve listened to more sports radio this week in Chicago recently. And wow, this shit is just unbearable (no pun intended).
With idiots like Dan Bernstein, Danny Parkins and Matt Spiegel, they are all fairly dismissive of Tyson Bagent. Nothing but “he’s a backup” and “he isn’t good enough to be the starter” has been spewed by them and others this week.
I am not going to sit here and pump out my chest for writing this article back in June about Bagent. But damn, at least give this guy an opportunity to be the starter. Just like I said back then, I’ll say that none of us know if he is the real deal. No one deserves anything. But he has EARNED the chance to prove he is for real. The talk radio for the Bears is just absurd. No rational fan thinks he’s the savior right now. But we’ve seen Justin Fields for over two seasons now and while he has shown flashes, it hasn’t been consistent. One could argue he has actually regressed this year and the record has shown it. Yes, the coaches have put him in a position to fail at times. But the others? Holding onto the ball too long, not scrambling when needed and not spotting wide open receivers are just a few of the flaws he’s displayed. Many including myself have seen enough of him.
“BUT BAGENT CAN’T THROW FOR OVER 20 YARDS!!!” – How do we know? Despite all of the good things from this past Sunday, Eberf-LOSE and Getsy decided to throw some “stupid” in the game by putting in Nathan Peterwhacker to throw a Hail Mary that didn’t even get thrown. Good Lord, Nathan Peterman needs to fuck off now. Cut this useless asswipe so he can go work as a cashier at a Walgreen’s. And regardless, he didn’t need to throw that far the entire game because the Bears were doing so well in the short game. Believe it or not, teams can win by not throwing the ball 20 yards on every pass. Teams can also win by running the ball 70% of the game.
It’s one game. But Bagent has defied the shitty coaching by being one of the main reasons the Bears won. Yet, Dipshit Danny Parkins is upset because the Bears may lose their chance at Caleb Williams in the Draft.
Hey Danny, I know you aren’t very bright. But look at what Caleb Williams has done the last two weeks against teams that aren’t very good. And we’ve been down this road several times where the Bears took a quarterback in the first round. How did those other ones work out? Dumbass.
It’s time for Tyson Bagent to have the chance to show if he can be the starting quarterback going forward. He’s earned it.
I know I will sound ridiculous to many. I play Madden religiously at the start of every season. So when I watched today’s game, I thought to myself “this is exactly how I play Madden.” I think this season when the Bears won the Super Bowl, I think I only passed about 70 times the entire season. And most of those passes were short slants when I know I needed a few yards to extend drives. It worked. Everytime.
It’s simple. Run the ball when you need just a yard. Nothing fancy. Pass when needed. We don’t need 50-yard passes down the field. And guess what? It works in real life.
Tyson Bagent was just outstanding. Yes, a bit too conservative at times with the calls. We can’t expect Luke Getsy to do a completely competent job. He extended drives on short passes and even his own feet at times. It was what I felt he could do during the preseason. The offense just seemed to have so much more energy with him than Fields. Keep this guy starting even if Fields is healthy. The running game was great. D’Onta Foreman was playing with poise. I know the “FIRE AND PASSION” is joked around these parts of the internet. But he seriously plays with it. Darrynton Evans too. WHERE WAS THIS SHIT THE FIRST FOUR GAMES OF THE YEAR?
Alright, now on to the stupidity of the day because it’s not a Bears game without it. Darnell Wright? Total bust. False starts and he’s a turnstile. Seeing him try to pass block makes my eyes bleed. Tyrique Sevenson? This guy can’t defend anyone to save his life. TURN THE FUCK AROUND YOU DIPSHIT. Davonte Adams was open most of the day and if the Raiders had a decent quarterback, it would have been much worse.
Penalties. Just horrendous. I don’t give a shit if Jaylon Johnson had two interceptions during “garbage time.” There was that pass interference in the third quarter that was so blatant. TURN THE FUCK AROUND. How ridiculous has this been the last two decades? He didn’t start doing anything worth a damn until after this call. He’s not worthy of an extension until he shows he can actually cover a receiver consistently. False starts, holding and pass interference, oh my!
As you can see kids, football isn’t rocket science. It’s a fairly simple game. Run the ball efficiently, pass when needed, cover receivers rather than wander around, you get the point. It’s too bad that this didn’t start happening until the season is nearly halfway over.
The San Diego Los Angeles Chargers are up next on Sunday Night Football. Bagentmania continues.
This Sunday, we will get to see a better quarterback in Tyson Bagent starting. The garbage play-calling by incompetent coaches is what will limit his success. It’s very unfortunate. But there is a solution to this. And hopefully, the players will be on board because let’s be honest: their next contracts aren’t guaranteed.
This past Sunday, we witnessed more of that incompetent play-calling with both Fields and Bagent playing. First, I mentioned in the recap how it was the two-minute warning and the first play out of that is a pass. It was 2nd and 2 or whatever. Fields got hit on the throw for an interception with the Vikings promptly driving down the field for an easy touchdown. Instead of getting some points out of that drive to close out the half, Getsy’s dumbass changed the momentum of the game. Then with Bagent in, the Bears were again poised to score late to tie the game and possibly force overtime. What happened? Pass play on first down late while the clock was being controlled. Interception. This franchise found yet another way to lose.
So what’s the solution to this? Rebel. The players need to go against the garbage that the coaches give. It the play doesn’t make sense, don’t do it. If it’s 2nd and inches and that dipshit Getsy calls a pass play, Bagent needs to tell the team in the huddle that they are doing the quarterback sneak or giving it to the running back up the middle. Call the audibles. Again, Bagent isn’t guaranteed shit after this season and those other players aren’t either. What are the coaches going to do? Bench all 11 players on the field? It’s not like this franchise holds anyone accountable anyway. Fuck them and go against it. We’ve seen players like Nick Foles blatantly call out the coaches years ago for saying plays that are being called never have a chance at working. So what more can they lose?
Same goes for the defense. If Eberf-Lose is calling some scheme where the secondary wanders around not covering anybody, switch to actually playing football by covering receivers. I’ve witnessed enough of the “Cover Who?” defense with Lovie Smith coaching all of those years. I’m tired of it.
We’re going to find out if these players have any balls or not. This advice I give the Bears is free of charge. Impress us all here or continue to be losers.
Fuck this entire coaching staff. Even though a bunch of these players suck, they put whatever good players they have in a position to fail. Eberf-LOSE and Getsy need to go fuck themselves.
Tyson Bagent enters and the line can’t protect him. Then the next drive, it’s 2 and 1. BUBBLE SCREEN. THEN ANOTHER ONE. Then stopped on 4th down. Done.
RUN. THE. MOTHERFUCKING. BALL. YOU. PIECES. OF. WORTHLESS. SHIT.
I mean, I can’t fucking understand this. The Bears aren’t coming back to win this game because the defense enjoys meeting their quota of giving up points on the first and last drives of the half. Last game was an exception. Bu the other 15-16 games? Same old shit. What competent defense gives up 76 yards in a minute and a half for a touchdown?
Look at what happened during the two-minute warning in the first half. It was 2nd and short and Getsy calls a pass play? Yep. Interception and then a touchdown ensued after.
Fuck Darnell Wright. A fucking turnstyle. Worthless bum.
The sun is out. I am going to walk the dog and do some cleaning.
It’s hockey season.
Even if the score held up at 27-3 and/or became a blowout, it changes nothing. This team is rotten trash. After tying the largest blown game in franchise history on Sunday at 21, the Bears tried to outdo that by blowing a larger lead at 24. And if it wasn’t for a lucky break on a two-point conversion and missed field goal, the Bears lose this game.
Tyrique Stevenson needs to fuck off. Two pass interference penalties tonight and he could have had at least one more. Just unbelievable. Save the “he’s a rookie” bullshit. I believe two calls were with passes that were way out of reach. The no-call was so damn obvious, Stevie Wonder would have noticed it. I get the secondary is depleted with injuries. Greg Stroman was great in the first half with that interception before halftime. Everyone else? Roaming around not covering receivers and missing tackles in the second half. I believe the defense gave up over 300 yards in the second half.
I have to also point out the strip that the Bears recovered in the third. Instead of running the ball, they went three passes and punted. Next drive for the Commanders? Touchdown. The offense repeated the garbage from last week: Dominate the first half and become non-existent in the second half. That last touchdown to D.J. Moore was damn near intercepted. Just absolutely frustrating. This is another reason why box scores are deceiving at times.
Part of me was just ready for the Bears to completely blow it. I joked with our good friend Jimmy D. earlier when he was texting me how I thought the game would go. I told him they would get their asses kicked and Eber-LOSE would have been given an extension tomorrow morning. That’s what we as fans have come to expect from this football “franchise.”
This team should be 2-3 now. Due to the blown game on Sunday, they are 1-4. Anyone think they are going to beat the Vikings in ten days? If you say “yes,” you’re either delusional or lying. This season can’t end fast enough.
As if this season wasn’t already a shitshow, the news broke about an hour ago that Dick Butkus has left the world. He was there much before my time, but I’ve heard so many stories and have seen countless footage of him playing hard on every snap.
He was a man who ate, slept and breathed the Chicago Bears since he came to the team. I am not here to make jokes. But I truly believe that this pathetic dis-organization’s lack of success in recent memory did a number on him as well as some others in recent years. For guys like him and Doug Buffone, no one loved the Bears more than those guys did. It’s unfortunate.
Your thoughts on him and this game in the thread.
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