Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson

I do find it rather annoying that guys like Matt Nagy are on teams that succeed despite not having anything to do with it. Now, we shall see what Eberf-LOSE does with the Cowboys as their defensive coordinator.

With the Bears filling out their coaching staff as our loyal friend Dave posted in the previous thread, what are the thoughts so far? For me, I still have every right to be pessimistic until proven otherwise. And apparently, the reincarnation of Ted Phillips had to sit George McCaskey down to convince him to spend a fortune on Ben Johnson. As I’ve said before, I don’t think Geroge is a cheap ass. I think he looks at it from a financial standpoint since he seems to be okay with giving out three-five year deals on coaches. So when they’re fired after two seasons, they are still on the hook for the remaining contract.

The businessman in myself sees this as stupidity. If I buy a new product for my business, I only buy little at the start. Why? Because there is a chance that product could suck and I wouldn’t be stuck with overstock. If it doesn’t sell, I didn’t lose as much.

Maybe give a coach one or two years at the most. That’s more than enough time to figure shit out. That way, when you fire the next incompetent head coach, you may only pay for one year after they are fired rather than two or three.

But what do I know? I’m just a fan.

Ben Johnson is coming to town and bringing Dennis Allen with him as the defensive coordinator.

This is just a start. We can’t get too excited just yet. But the Bears did get the best possible candidate.

Seven picks in the draft coming up. Go draft five offensive linemen and two secondary players. Tell Tyrique Stevenson to fuck off.

Get to work, Ryan.

Instead of limiting it to five or six candidates, the Bears are interviewing everyone from actual coaches to employees at the local McDonald’s. I think they should stick with the workers at McDonald’s.

I just don’t get it. Ben Johnson should be the top choice. Maybe four or five others. Even the so-called “experts” are saying what Poles is doing is fucking stupid. So take that for what it’s worth.

And please, no Mike McCarthy. He’s a nice guy and all. But he couldn’t get the Cowboys with all of those great players to go far in the playoffs since he took over in 2020.

Outside of the piss-poor management team of McCaskey, Warren and Poles, there are many others who need to get out of town and not come back.

Before anything else, it is reported that the Bears are interviewing at least ten candidates for the head coach. Only one name matters and that is Ben Johnson. I don’t want Mike McCarthy here and no one else does either. Mike Vrabel can go somewhere else as well. So there’s that.

Now, onto why I called. I may forget some names since this list is long.

Thomas Brown – He took over when the season was already lost. But for some stupid reason, the team looked WORSE. Even yesterday against the Packers, the Bears nearly pulled a “Bears”. He had something to do with that terrible call with the pass play to D.J. Moore for a fumble. Hey dumbass, RUN THE BALL. So obviously, he’s just bundled into the long list of awful play-callers who shouldn’t be calling plays. This entire coaching staff needs to fuck off and the team needs to start fresh.

Tyrique Stevenson – Do I need to tell everyone why he needs to fuck off and go be a dumbass somewhere else?

Gerald Everett – Well, Ryan Poles signed this guy. So I guess I can’t blame him for taking a ton of money to not make blocks and get holding calls.

Any offensive lineman on this team – The entire season, the inability to block was noticeable. They couldn’t even block my fat ass from running past them if I showed up to the practice facility. All of these guys need to go and a new line needs to be drafted. Again, seven picks at the minimum will be for the taking this draft. Use the first five on linemen.

Marcedes Lewis – I am sure he’s a nice guy. But him and I are nearly the same age. And in football terms, that’s awful. He contributed nothing this season. But again, Ryan Poles brought this guy back. So it starts with him.

Who else am I forgetting? Add your thoughts in the thread.

We’ve finally reached the end of another dismal season.

If the Bears win this game, it means nothing. If the Bears lose this game, it means nothing. Caleb Williams shouldn’t even be playing. But he will and I am sure something stupid will happen.

Eight months to go until the next regular season starts.