Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson

This will be background noise once again. The NFL’s “charter franchise” will be aiming for ten straight losses tonight in which should be a game that contains “BEAR WEATHER.”

This also would have been the last game of the season had it not been for Roger Goodell and the owners being greedy fucks wanting an extra game added to the season. I can’t wait for the day where 20 games will be played and teams will play a Tuesday afternoon game just two days after playing another one. PLAYER SAFETY IS OUR PRIORITY.

No, money is your priority. Here’s hoping Roger Goodell shits blood tonight.

This team is in shambles. From top to bottom, there are so many repairs that are necessary.

I highly doubt Ryan Poles will be fired. And the dipshit George McCaskey isn’t ever going to sell this team.

So on the wishlist is a lot of requests. But it’s what is necessary for this team to have any chance to get on track.

I said in the previous thread that this team needs an offensive line. Not one of these assholes currently on the team is worth keeping around. I don’t want Darnell Wright here. Same with Teven Jenkins. Nobody else.

This team has seven draft picks next year. Five offensive linemen need to be drafted. Most would find that ridiculous. But these are the Bears we are talking about and this request is absolutely needed.

Two more picks after that? Go get two players for the secondary who can actually cover a wide receiver. I am fucking annoyed with incompetent headcases like Tyrique Stevenson and Kevin Byard who are always shown wandering around the field not knowing where any receiver is going. And Jaylon Johnson can go as well. Go find some competent players.

But of course, I am sure George, Kevin and Ryan will all be together at a press conference after the season ends to tell the fans “We are sorry” and that everything will be fine.

Merry fucking Christmas.

For anybody who cares, add your thoughts on this meaningless game. Caleb will get killed.

The lack of interest is showing. I barely paid attention on the first half. But I did manage to see that the defense once again, gave up points on the first drive of the gain. Yes, shitty play-calling on offense played a part in that.

The second half, I paid a bit more attention. And what did I see? Undisciplined acts such as Doug Kramer not reporting eligible. It cost the team a touchdown. But hey, the rest of the offense is to blame as well.

This is all on Ryan Poles. We all know this. I’ve seen enough of Thomas Brown as well. The same shit is happening where there is a lack of urgency. Nobody can cover receivers. There are a ton of penalties. And the offense just isn’t producing. Even if the Bears won tonight, I would still say the same shit. This team sucks and is in need of an overhaul.

I don’t trust Ryan Poles and I don’t believe many rational fans do either.

Like last week, I will be minimally invested in this game as I will be doing other shit. Feel free to write your own recap in the comments. You can even write it before the game starts since we all know how this will probably fare.

Let this team lose out. They aren’t that far from getting a top five pick. Not like it matters anyway. But hey, maybe they will luck out. Shut down Caleb Williams. There isn’t a need to let him play in these four meaningless games remaining.

I think Laurence Holmes of The Score said last week that some players were making “business decisions” against the 49ers. I can’t disagree there. The players have mailed it in.

This game will be another example. They will lose 31-10 and the defense will continue it’s usual “give up points on the first drive of the game” schtick. Fuck these assholes.

I think most of us were shocked that he took a job at the college level with North Carolina. Does anyone else think he would have been interested if management was competent? He probably saw the disaster from afar and thought better of it.

That leaves Lions’ offensive coordinator Ben Johnson as the only legitimate option as of now. I highly doubt Bills’ offensive coordinator Joe Brady would be available. I don’t want Mike Vrabel, Marcus Freeman.

Regardless, expect the Bears to make the wrong decision by hiring an unknown coordinator and annointing him “a leader of men.”

Fuck Kevin Warren.

Is anyone surprised? I’m certainly not.

The truth is, as it has been for the last three decades, this is a complete effort from management down to the players when it comes to the losing. Everyone is a loser. Today, the patented “I-Pass” defense was present. Always giving up points on the first drive of the game. Seriously. Find a recap of a game I’ve done in the last 16 years where that wasn’t the case. Maybe you can count on one hand where the defense actually showed up from start-to-finish.

The defense gave up 38 points. For what is supposed to be a “vaunted defense” turns in the same old garbage.

Look at the 49ers and all the other teams that have struggled. Playing the Bears helps any struggling team get on a roll afterwards. The biggest example I can think of is the 2007-08 Giants. They struggled at the start and when they played the Bears, they pulled one out. After that, they went on to make the playoffs and eventually, the Super Bowl.

This year, you can look at the Washington Football Commanding Team. They are certainly going to the playoffs and have taken a step forward since playing the Bears. Now, the 49ers look poised to fight for the playoffs. Don’t be surprised if this game sends them on a roll.

I am just exhausted. I feel like I’m repeating myself with so many of these things. Yes, the dumbfuck was fired after Thanksgiving. And instead of using it as motivation. Instead, Caleb Williams getting sacked on every drive at least once and the defense refuses to play defense. This team quit.

At the end of the season, this entire coaching staff needs to go. And a ton of players need to go with them. An entirely new offensive line needs to be drafted. An entirely new secondary is needed whether it’s the draft, trade or free agency. This team is FAR from contending.

It’s too late to make the playoffs as we all know. Is there anything to be excited about?

Thomas Brown gets his audition to be head coach. If somehow pull off four or all five remaining games for a victory, does he stay?

In the previous thread, our loyal frendt Dave listed candiates for the next coach and asked who we would want to take over this piss-poor franchise.

As we all know, this season is done. Five games to go and four total games out of the consolation-prize Wild Card spot, it would take a circumstance beyond an act of God for the Bears to make the playoffs.

So now, we focus on the next head coach this offseason. Thomas Brown is supposedly on the list if he proves to be competent. The jury is still out on that.

But I strongly feel the Bears should start with a clean slate. If Thomas Brown is retained as the offensive coordinator, I’d be fine with that. But no one else. I don’t have faith in Eric Washington as defensive coordinator due to the constant collapes and lack of awareness on that side of the ball. Yes, we all know that the idiot head coach who is now “future endeavored” ultimately cost the team the season. But it was his defense.

The two options are Bill Belichick and Ben Johnson. Belichick should be the first choice. If he tells them no, then the Bears should focus on the offensive coordinator the Lions in Ben Johnson.

Money shouldn’t be a factor. The Bears should hand either of those guys a blank check and let them fill in the numbers.

You already know Belichick is more than capable of putting a team in a position to contend. With Johnson, you see the progress the Lions have made. Some even thought Jared Goff was finished after his tenure with the Rams. He’s still very good.

The two the Bears should stay as far way as possible from are Kliff Kingsbury and Mike Vrabel. Both have proven to be abject failures in their previous head coaching positions.

The Bears finally took my advice! (Sarcasm)

What took so long to fire this idiot? They still need to get rid of the idiot general manager who didn’t fire him last year.

Don’t stop now, McCaskeys. Poles needs to fuck off as well.