Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson

Tough news today. Greg had roots in Chicago and is definitely a voice of my childhood.

Below is a clip of one of the rare times the Bears actually did something miracalous. Usually, the Bears are the ones who find ways to fuck it up. But not on that day. As we all know, Dick Jauron found a way to get 13 wins for that team and into the playoffs as the second seed. Unfortunately, Hugh Douglas had a dirty hit on Jim Miller in that playoff game and the defense fell apart at the behest of Donovan McNabb as the Bears lost that game.

But I digress. Click on the link below.

Kevin Warren is just another version of Ted Phillips. And that’s saying something. He’s someone who is too obesessed with the business side of this dis-ogranization instead of the football side (which is the most important). It’s hard to believe that this 100-plus year franchise never had a ten-game losing streak until two years ago. Well, they are currently in another one right now. All of this is under the auspices of Kevin Warren and Ryan Poles. And guess what? They are going to set the franchise record a week from Sunday with their 11th loss in a row.

The last I checked, a president of an NFL franchise should have a background in making football decisions. Last I checked, Kevin Warren doesn’t. Why can’t this guy just fuck off? He isn’t even qualified to work at the concession stands. Yet, he sits next to Ryan Poles after Eberf-Lose was fired like a dad angry at his teenage son for getting in trouble at school. This isn’t an elementary school, dipshit. This is the Chicago Bears. There are fans of this team all over the world, even those who didn’t grow up close to Chicago. These fans travel everywhere. They spend a ton of cash every year and this is how you treat them?

Ryan Poles is either this fucking dumb or he is being the puppet of McCaskey and Warren. If he is handcuffed with decisions, he should leave this PATHETIC franchise. He needs to come out and say he is leaving because the higher-ups aren’t allowing him to do this thing. I’ve seen enough already. Even Ryan Fucking Pace got this team to 12 wins with an incompetent bald dipshit coaching them.

The facts are the facts: Ryan Poles has assembled three teams in his tenure with two of them having ten-game losing streaks and each season containing ten or more losses. That is worse than any other general manager that this team has ever seen. THEY ARE WORSE THAN LAST YEAR. How the fuck does that happen? So many of his draft picks have been complete busts. So many of his signings have also been that.

When Jerry Angelo and Ryan Pace have better track records of drafting and signing players than you do, that’s a sign that you are a terrible general manager and shouldn’t be allowed to run a team.

It’s just time to clean house.

This will be background noise once again. The NFL’s “charter franchise” will be aiming for ten straight losses tonight in which should be a game that contains “BEAR WEATHER.”

This also would have been the last game of the season had it not been for Roger Goodell and the owners being greedy fucks wanting an extra game added to the season. I can’t wait for the day where 20 games will be played and teams will play a Tuesday afternoon game just two days after playing another one. PLAYER SAFETY IS OUR PRIORITY.

No, money is your priority. Here’s hoping Roger Goodell shits blood tonight.

This team is in shambles. From top to bottom, there are so many repairs that are necessary.

I highly doubt Ryan Poles will be fired. And the dipshit George McCaskey isn’t ever going to sell this team.

So on the wishlist is a lot of requests. But it’s what is necessary for this team to have any chance to get on track.

I said in the previous thread that this team needs an offensive line. Not one of these assholes currently on the team is worth keeping around. I don’t want Darnell Wright here. Same with Teven Jenkins. Nobody else.

This team has seven draft picks next year. Five offensive linemen need to be drafted. Most would find that ridiculous. But these are the Bears we are talking about and this request is absolutely needed.

Two more picks after that? Go get two players for the secondary who can actually cover a wide receiver. I am fucking annoyed with incompetent headcases like Tyrique Stevenson and Kevin Byard who are always shown wandering around the field not knowing where any receiver is going. And Jaylon Johnson can go as well. Go find some competent players.

But of course, I am sure George, Kevin and Ryan will all be together at a press conference after the season ends to tell the fans “We are sorry” and that everything will be fine.

Merry fucking Christmas.

For anybody who cares, add your thoughts on this meaningless game. Caleb will get killed.

The lack of interest is showing. I barely paid attention on the first half. But I did manage to see that the defense once again, gave up points on the first drive of the gain. Yes, shitty play-calling on offense played a part in that.

The second half, I paid a bit more attention. And what did I see? Undisciplined acts such as Doug Kramer not reporting eligible. It cost the team a touchdown. But hey, the rest of the offense is to blame as well.

This is all on Ryan Poles. We all know this. I’ve seen enough of Thomas Brown as well. The same shit is happening where there is a lack of urgency. Nobody can cover receivers. There are a ton of penalties. And the offense just isn’t producing. Even if the Bears won tonight, I would still say the same shit. This team sucks and is in need of an overhaul.

I don’t trust Ryan Poles and I don’t believe many rational fans do either.

Like last week, I will be minimally invested in this game as I will be doing other shit. Feel free to write your own recap in the comments. You can even write it before the game starts since we all know how this will probably fare.

Let this team lose out. They aren’t that far from getting a top five pick. Not like it matters anyway. But hey, maybe they will luck out. Shut down Caleb Williams. There isn’t a need to let him play in these four meaningless games remaining.

I think Laurence Holmes of The Score said last week that some players were making “business decisions” against the 49ers. I can’t disagree there. The players have mailed it in.

This game will be another example. They will lose 31-10 and the defense will continue it’s usual “give up points on the first drive of the game” schtick. Fuck these assholes.

I think most of us were shocked that he took a job at the college level with North Carolina. Does anyone else think he would have been interested if management was competent? He probably saw the disaster from afar and thought better of it.

That leaves Lions’ offensive coordinator Ben Johnson as the only legitimate option as of now. I highly doubt Bills’ offensive coordinator Joe Brady would be available. I don’t want Mike Vrabel, Marcus Freeman.

Regardless, expect the Bears to make the wrong decision by hiring an unknown coordinator and annointing him “a leader of men.”

Fuck Kevin Warren.

Is anyone surprised? I’m certainly not.

The truth is, as it has been for the last three decades, this is a complete effort from management down to the players when it comes to the losing. Everyone is a loser. Today, the patented “I-Pass” defense was present. Always giving up points on the first drive of the game. Seriously. Find a recap of a game I’ve done in the last 16 years where that wasn’t the case. Maybe you can count on one hand where the defense actually showed up from start-to-finish.

The defense gave up 38 points. For what is supposed to be a “vaunted defense” turns in the same old garbage.

Look at the 49ers and all the other teams that have struggled. Playing the Bears helps any struggling team get on a roll afterwards. The biggest example I can think of is the 2007-08 Giants. They struggled at the start and when they played the Bears, they pulled one out. After that, they went on to make the playoffs and eventually, the Super Bowl.

This year, you can look at the Washington Football Commanding Team. They are certainly going to the playoffs and have taken a step forward since playing the Bears. Now, the 49ers look poised to fight for the playoffs. Don’t be surprised if this game sends them on a roll.

I am just exhausted. I feel like I’m repeating myself with so many of these things. Yes, the dumbfuck was fired after Thanksgiving. And instead of using it as motivation. Instead, Caleb Williams getting sacked on every drive at least once and the defense refuses to play defense. This team quit.

At the end of the season, this entire coaching staff needs to go. And a ton of players need to go with them. An entirely new offensive line needs to be drafted. An entirely new secondary is needed whether it’s the draft, trade or free agency. This team is FAR from contending.

It’s too late to make the playoffs as we all know. Is there anything to be excited about?

Thomas Brown gets his audition to be head coach. If somehow pull off four or all five remaining games for a victory, does he stay?