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You aren’t fooling me. | Unprofessional Football Team 40 Professional Football Team 20

October 5, 2023

Even if the score held up at 27-3 and/or became a blowout, it changes nothing. This team is rotten trash. After tying the largest blown game in franchise history on Sunday at 21, the Bears tried to outdo that by blowing a larger lead at 24. And if it wasn’t for a lucky break on a two-point conversion and missed field goal, the Bears lose this game.

Tyrique Stevenson needs to fuck off. Two pass interference penalties tonight and he could have had at least one more. Just unbelievable. Save the “he’s a rookie” bullshit. I believe two calls were with passes that were way out of reach. The no-call was so damn obvious, Stevie Wonder would have noticed it. I get the secondary is depleted with injuries. Greg Stroman was great in the first half with that interception before halftime. Everyone else? Roaming around not covering receivers and missing tackles in the second half. I believe the defense gave up over 300 yards in the second half.

I have to also point out the strip that the Bears recovered in the third. Instead of running the ball, they went three passes and punted. Next drive for the Commanders? Touchdown. The offense repeated the garbage from last week: Dominate the first half and become non-existent in the second half. That last touchdown to D.J. Moore was damn near intercepted. Just absolutely frustrating. This is another reason why box scores are deceiving at times.

Part of me was just ready for the Bears to completely blow it. I joked with our good friend Jimmy D. earlier when he was texting me how I thought the game would go. I told him they would get their asses kicked and Eber-LOSE would have been given an extension tomorrow morning. That’s what we as fans have come to expect from this football “franchise.”

This team should be 2-3 now. Due to the blown game on Sunday, they are 1-4. Anyone think they are going to beat the Vikings in ten days? If you say “yes,” you’re either delusional or lying. This season can’t end fast enough.

Bears vs. Commanders Thread

October 5, 2023

As if this season wasn’t already a shitshow, the news broke about an hour ago that Dick Butkus has left the world. He was there much before my time, but I’ve heard so many stories and have seen countless footage of him playing hard on every snap.

He was a man who ate, slept and breathed the Chicago Bears since he came to the team. I am not here to make jokes. But I truly believe that this pathetic dis-organization’s lack of success in recent memory did a number on him as well as some others in recent years. For guys like him and Doug Buffone, no one loved the Bears more than those guys did. It’s unfortunate.

Your thoughts on him and this game in the thread.

Groundhog Day At Halas Hall.

October 2, 2023

I am not surprised. | Broncos 31 Bears 28

October 1, 2023

I knew it. I just knew it. As soon as the Broncos began that drive down 28-7, they had a couple of big gains. I just knew it.

You can blame Getsy for that idiotic pass play that lead to a fumble and score to tie it. You can also blame the defense for completely falling apart in the second half.

You can also blame Darnell Wright for his penalties. Same goes for Getsy on the 4th and 1. Fields was there to run the ball himself. Everyone knew Herbert was getting it.

I am writing this recap as Wilson just threw a pass for a huge gain. It’s at the two-minute warning. I already know the Broncos are going to score and win.

Open thread

September 28, 2023

This will also be the thread for the Bears/Broncos on Sunday. As usual, a recap of some sort will follow.

It’s very unfortunate that we are in this position as fans for yet, another season. I’ve been consciously watching the Bears the last 32 years. It just seems to get worse every year. This makes me wish Dave Wannstedt was the coach and we all know how shitty his teams were.

Also, Nathan Peterman is still on the team. Instead of working the cash register at a Walgreen’s like God intended him to, he’s making millions in the NFL to continue being the statistically worst quarterback in NFL history.

Even this fan at a wrestling show this past Saturday wants Ryan Poles fired!

September 25, 2023

I heard this fan is a real dick too.

Bears lose 41-10 | When will this shit stop?

September 24, 2023

It’s time to clean house. Your thoughts in the thread.

Background noise | Chiefs 14 Bears 0

September 24, 2023

I find it rather sad that I am doing laundry and some work on my laptop as the game is on. That is what the Bears have become now. This is the recap.

I use to joke that the Bears were so shitty, that they would realistically eliminated from playoff contention by Columbus Day. But I was very wrong this year. We are still two weeks away from that day.

On the first drive, I was in complete shock because the Bears actually didn’t give up any points. That must be the first time in a decade!

Then the next two drives, Mahomes solves the problem. In fact, any team that plays the Bears seem to solve their problems by playing them. The Bears aren’t coming back to win this game. Next week is against the Broncos and let’s be real: The Broncos will solve their problems against them as well. I hate this fucking team.

Even the National hosts are saying what we been saying at this site for the last 15 years!

September 21, 2023

8:30 mark for Mike Greenberg’s take. Beginning of the second video for Screamin’ A. Smith’s take. It’s about time people other than us are calling out the Bears for their utter incompetence over the recent years.

We’ve been saying this shit since the start of this website 15 years ago. FUCK THIS INEPT DIS-ORGANIZATION.

An embarrassing day for the laughingstock of the NFL.

September 20, 2023

It was just another ordinary day to start. I took the first half of the day to mow my yard and do some stuff around my house. As usual, I have either The Score or ESPN 1000 on my phone as I’m getting work done. I expected more talk about how the Bears are on pace to be the worst team in the NFL again.

But then, shit started happening. Justin Fields was too honest about how shitty the coaches are. Then later on, he calls reporters in to tell them his words were taken out of context. No. The Bears told him to tell the reporters that because they don’t like it when the truth is spoken. This was clearly shades of what happened to Brian Griese in 2007. Griese pulled a “John Elway” and took the Bears 97 yards for a game-winning touchdown against the Packers on a Sunday Night. He said in the press conference that the ear piece in his helmet went out and he called the plays by himself.

The next day, he has a press conference saying he didn’t actually call all the plays. Lovie Smith and Ron Turner were embarrassed that someone showed that it’s 100% their shitty play-calling and not always on the players. Justin Fields should be doing what I have said on this website for years that players should do: Tell the coaches “fuck it” and do the exact opposite of what they say. If they tell the cornerbacks and safeties to play zone, play man coverage instead. COVER YOUR RECEIVERS YOU FUCKING MORONS. Whatever.

This is systemic. This is a culture. This has been habit for this franchise for what is now a few decades. This entire dis-organization has a long history of lying to the fans and it’s fucking embarrassing. From Sweaty Teddy to Lovie, Angelo, Dr. Death Marc Trestman and Matt Nagy, all have been liars. Of course, no one would give a shit if any of those sad excuses for football coaches would just win some fucking games. But the fact is that all of them didn’t. They were all losers and will forever be losers in football.

Then, the main course for the day: Alan Williams resigns as defensive coordinator. We don’t know what is true. If an attorney for Williams says there is no criminal activity, then I guess we have to take him at that word. I don’t want to speculate necessarily. But if it’s actually for personal reasons such as illness or otherwise that has zero criminal involvement, then he should leave the team.

But all of this chaos today speaks volumes to how this franchise is ran. Just when we think it can’t get any worse, shit like today happens. And we’ve dealt with all of the bullshit from Lovie. We dealt with anarchy of the players by Dr. Death Marc Trestman. And we dealt with the flat-out stupidity and over-his-head coaching from John Fox and Matt Nagy. Being a Bears fan gets worse by the year. Sadly, I didn’t choose the Bears. The Bears chose me from when I was four or five years old. It’s not easy to quit.

But for the love of God, can we please have a stable team with a competent general manager and coaches? Can we please have a team with competent players that runs the ball and have a secondary that can actually cover their receivers? Is this too much to ask for?

And even though the Bears finally cut Nathan Peterwhacker today in the midst of all this garbage, the fact that he was signed THREE times in the last 18 months should tell you that this decision today shouldn’t have ever happened in the first place.

Just. Fuck.