Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category

Don’t tell me to be excited | Bears 19 Vikings 17

November 16, 2025

This had deja vu written all over it. When it was 16-3, the score was very similar to the season opener when the Bears were up by the same exact score and preceded to shit down their legs. I expected this to happen. Cairo Santos missed a field goal in the opener and the wheels fell off. Today, the same exact thing happens. Yet, somehow, someway, they find another way to WIN. But it should have never reached this point.

The defense was outstanding the first three quarters. Getting three turnovers and only resulting in three points is fucking inexcusable. Then, as par for the course, they collapse in the fourth. Ben Johnson is still proving to any logical fan that he has no fucking idea what he is doing. It almost cost this team the game (again). And yes, Cairo Santos is to blame as well for giving the Vikings life. But it should have never reached that had the play-calling have been better. The Bears should have easily had 30 points today and ran away with it. Instead, it was another cardiac moment for all of us.

Ben Johnson should be buying Devin Duvernay dinner for the rest of the week. He saved this dipshit from another humiliation.

And back to the defense, is this mental thing with these assholes? It’s been the same result for the last 20 years where they just fall apart when it matters most. Did the missed field goal fuck up their psyche? I have reason to believe that could be it. It’s just like the offense in the past years where as soon as they take the field, they are already down 7-0. Then it becomes 14-0. I just want this entire team to put together four full quarters of playing well and being in-sync.

I just feel like it’s time to bring back Jake Moody to kick. Santos has not been that consistent and again, today could have been costly. Shit like this can make a team collapse. The team is 7-3. The Bears need to make this change while they still have a chance to contend this season.

Bears vs. Vikings thread

November 16, 2025

Opening night against the Vikings: The Bears promptly shit all over themselves. Here we with a rematch. Let’s pray the defense covers the receivers.

Superman saves the day | Bears 24 Giants 20

November 9, 2025

I can’t take this shit. I really can’t. I am tired of the stupidity of this head coach constantly putting the franchise quarterback in a position to fail. I am seriously fed up. Once again, it had to take Caleb Williams to put on the Superman cape and do it on his own. There is no fucking way Ben Johnson called any plays on those final two drives when the Bears were in hurry-up mode. It had to be Caleb telling himself “fuck it, I am doing it on my own.” And that’s exactly what he did.

Ben Johnson is a fucking idiot. The first drive of the game, it was a first down and Caleb does that stupid pass immediately to the side. What has this coach not fucking learned? Did he not remember the game against the Raiders where passes were getting knocked down or intercepted? And whenever it is caught by a receiver, they gain nothing. So yeah, enough with that dumb shit. And when it’s 2nd and 1? Are we really getting into this again? RUN THE DAMN BALL YOU STUPID FUCK.

Another reason to run the ball? These receivers were dropping passes all damn day. I get that it’s cold and the snow is blowing. But it was also cold and blowing snow for the Giants today. They didn’t seem to have a problem catching it.

This fucking defense is awful. Just awful. It took knocking out Jaxson Dart for the defense to actually get a stop. It is absolutely inexcusable that these assholes can’t cover a receiver to save their lives. The wide receivers were open all damn day and if it wasn’t for the injury to Dart, he throws for 300 yards with ease. Russell Wilson comes in and nearly drives down for a touchdown. Shocking to everyone, Brian Daboll kicks the field goal with the ball at the 1-yard line. Good Lord.

The only bright spot of the defense was C.J. Gardner-Johnson. Holy fuck. He has basically saved this defense two straight weeks after being signed days before last week’s game. It’s too bad nobody else on defense is bothering to do anything.

Again, Caleb Williams and C.J. Gardner-Johnson have willed this team to win two straight with nearly everyone else not doing much. This team is winning in spite of the shitty head coach. If this guy would stop being such a fucking idiot and calling plays that fit Caleb’s style of play, this wouldn’t be so damn difficult. Yes, I am happy the Bears won. We all should be. But having to do it in this manner due to piss-poor coaching is a problem. And the defense deserves a lot of criticism as well. This team has yet to put together a full game where all phases are clicking. The schedule is going to be extremely difficult going forward. Fix it or watch the playoffs at home.

Bears vs. Giants Thread

November 8, 2025

It would be nice if this team put together four full quarters of football where all three phrases play solid and flawless. But since it’s the Bears, I wouldn’t bet money on it.

I really hate sports | Bears 47 Bengals 42

November 2, 2025

It’s never easy with these assholes, is it? Fuck this entire defense. This is a defense Mel Tucker would be proud of. COVER YOUR DAMN RECEIVERS YOU STUPID FUCKS.

I am out of here.

Bears vs. Bengals Thread

November 2, 2025

It’s another season for the NFC that seven or eight teams are going to be fighting for the last playoff spot. The Bears will need to pull off at least three wins in a row starting today just to have a chance.

I saw this coming | Ravens 30 Bears 16

October 26, 2025

As I mentioned in the previous thread, as soon as I saw Tyler Huntley was starting, it was a given. He killed the Bears four years ago with the Ravens and here he was to save the season for the Ravens.

Fuck Ben Johnson and this shitty offense. Fuck this team for penalties. This team should have had touchdowns on the first two drives and because of Johnson’s obsession with putting Caleb in a position to fail, they didn’t. Whatever honeymoon there was for this asshole, it’s over.

Fuck this defense and their inability to stop a nosebleed.

This is a shitty football team. The rejuvenated Bengals are next. Joe Flacco is reborn and he’s ready for a career game against the Bears. Watch and see.

Bears vs. Ravens Thread

October 26, 2025

I recall Tyler Huntley making the Bears look really stupid four years ago in a game. He is starting again today for the Ravens in place of Lamar Jackson.

Anemic offense | Bears 26 Saints 14

October 19, 2025

Let’s be honest: If this was any other team the Bears played today, it’s a loss. It was 20-0 when it should have been 30-0.

This offense was absolutely trash. Ben Johnson is making shitty play calls and Caleb Williams doesn’t get a pass either. He made some really stupid decisions. There were occasions where he could have easily ran and instead, he’s out slinging the ball for an interception or a slinging it for an incompletion. The running game was working all day and when they should have ran it, they passed. It is inexcusable asking Jake Moody to kick four field goals when they had the ball in the red zone several times. Thankfully, that was the difference.

Credit to the running backs in Swift, Monangai and Johnson for getting some significant runs that extended drives. Swift and Monangai both had touchdowns as well. For Kyle Monangai, it was the first of his career. Props to Colston Loveland for making a catch on 4th down that sealed the game. Williams needs to be better for a full game.

The defense? Well, for the most part, outstanding. Forcing four turnovers (three interceptions and a fumble recovery). It’s too bad the offense couldn’t get going. Yeah, I am going to be pissed at them for taking their foot off the gas before halftime. A touchdown in less than a minute before the half and when the second half started, another one. Inexcusable. The defense bailed the shitty offense out of several bad situations.

One other thing I wanted to mention is the Bears got away with that false start at the goal line. This offensive line needs to play better. Too many penalties and I know the refs were trash once again. But Drew Dalman fucking up like that multiple times in the game could have been the difference.

This game was way closer than it should have been. The Bears should have been up 30-0 at halftime and win the game 40-10. Instead, this is what we witnessed. This team is fucked next week if Lamar Jackson is back for the Ravens.

Bears vs. Saints thread

October 18, 2025

The rain should be done by the time this game gets underway. The Saints are not to be taken lightly.