Bears vs. Cardinals Thread

December 24, 2023 by

I just can’t understand why it’s like this every year. It’s seriously depressing.

I think the Bears can be eliminated from playoff contention before they even take the field. They have nobody to blame but themselves for the three games this year they blew.

The Bears can win these last three games by 40 points and it still won’t change the fact that Ryan Poles and Matt Eberf-Lose are incompetent hacks.

I’m annoyed.

December 19, 2023 by

This is where we are at. Again. The Bears are 5-9 with their playoff chances all but gone.

Shades of 2008 and 2012. The Bears blowing quite a few games that will make the difference. So many wasted chances. Pissed away thanks to many, mainly the incompetent coaches. They have tied an NFL record for most blown games after leading by double-digits in the fourth quarter.

I’m tired of these assholes ruining my day. I lose motivation to do shit around my house the rest of the day when games like this happen. No, it’s not “just a game.” I hate when people say that. For just over 30 years, I watched terrible teams year in and year out.

EVERYONE is to be blame here. I feel like I have written this same damn article every year and I probably have. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CAN THIS TEAM PLEASE STOP DOING THIS SHIT?

Seriously, what will it take to have a defense that doesn’t shit their pants late in games every damn time? What will it take to have a competent offensive coordinator? What will it take to have coaches who know how to manage the clock rather than give other teams a chance with plenty of time?

I don’t care what anyone else says. It’s time for Justin Fields to go. No, he’s not going to be a superstar here. Maybe somewhere else. But never here. We can’t keep saying “he shows flashes” all the time. He has that “Chicago Bears Quarterback Syndrome” in which he overthrows receivers countless times. Again, maybe he will figure it out one day and it won’t be with the Bears if he does.

Fire the entire management from Poles down to all of the coaches. Bring in a new general manager and let him pick the quarterback. They Bears SHOULD have the first or second pick this year. That should give this franchise a reset. After that, tell Jaylon Johnson to either sign for the league minimum for a year or fuck off. Tyrique Stevenson can eat shit. Find two players in the secondary who promise to turn around when covering a receiver.

We can’t keep dealing with this. We can’t continue to watch this team blow 21-point leads and fall apart in crucial times. Only one game this year, they played a complete game. Through 14 games, that’s not very good. It’s time to clean house.

Bears vs. Browns

December 17, 2023 by

The consolation seventh playoff spot is still up for grabs thanks to the Vikings losing yesterday. Can the Bears inch closer to that spot?

Yannick Ngakoue out for the season with a broken ankle; The Bears are NOT in the hunt.

December 13, 2023 by

Thoughts on this horrific injury that apparently no one saw? I certainly didn’t. He played well the last couple games.

The Bears are one game out of the consolation playoff spot in the NFC. The problem is that there seem to be every other team in front of them who are one game better. This screams 2008 and 2012 where the Bears lost about three games each that they should have easily won. This year already has two games with the Broncos and Lions that the same thing happened. Those two games will be the difference at the end of the season. It’s highly doubtful that the Bears win out to begin as well.

Bears vs. Lions (Round 2) Thread

December 10, 2023 by

The weather calls for cold and windy. BEAR WEATHER?

I’m just playing. We all know the Bears tend to suck even more when the conditions are shitty.

Really? | Bye Week 28 Bears 7

December 1, 2023 by

Damn. The Bears usually never lose during the bye week. But here we are.

With five games left, no one is expecting the Bears to win out and somehow get that consolation playoff seed that the NFL added three years ago. That’s another annoyance from this league. Complete oversaturation has lead to a game of lesser quality. Another dipshit move from Goodell and the owners.

A week from Sunday is a showdown with the Lions at home.

Bears vs. Vikings Thread

November 26, 2023 by

I have no prayer that the NFL will ever go back to 16 games in a season. They don’t care about player safety. So yeah, here we are with six more games rather than five. This game will basically be background noise for me again. So I’ll chime in whenever possible.

The end of the season can’t come soon enough for our beloved Bears.

There is nothing to be thankful for when it comes to the Bears.

November 22, 2023 by

Ryan Poles and Matt Eberf-Lose are still employed. This team has been all but eliminated from playoff contention since Columbus Day. And this Monday, the Bears will probably be humiliated again in front of the entire football world.

I know some may tell us “it’s just a game.” But this team really sucks the life out of us. I know I’m not the only one who feels that especially after a loss, the entire day is ruined. Nothing goes our way. For me, I am unmotivated to do other things around the house. To make matters worse, if the Blackhawks are playing later on like they did on Sunday, they end up losing as well.

We’re all just a bunch of losers, I guess.

Bears vs. Lions Thread

November 19, 2023 by

Remember when the Bears and Lions were fighting for supremacy of the basement? Well, the Lions have escaped that basement and the Bears are still there.

The worthless march to the end of the worthless season continues.

Open thread

November 12, 2023 by

This thread will be for the entire week. And hey, if the Bears find a way to win on Sunday, that will give them four wins on the season!