Ben Johnson is coming to town and bringing Dennis Allen with him as the defensive coordinator.
This is just a start. We can’t get too excited just yet. But the Bears did get the best possible candidate.
Seven picks in the draft coming up. Go draft five offensive linemen and two secondary players. Tell Tyrique Stevenson to fuck off.
Get to work, Ryan.
Instead of limiting it to five or six candidates, the Bears are interviewing everyone from actual coaches to employees at the local McDonald’s. I think they should stick with the workers at McDonald’s.
I just don’t get it. Ben Johnson should be the top choice. Maybe four or five others. Even the so-called “experts” are saying what Poles is doing is fucking stupid. So take that for what it’s worth.
And please, no Mike McCarthy. He’s a nice guy and all. But he couldn’t get the Cowboys with all of those great players to go far in the playoffs since he took over in 2020.
Outside of the piss-poor management team of McCaskey, Warren and Poles, there are many others who need to get out of town and not come back.
Before anything else, it is reported that the Bears are interviewing at least ten candidates for the head coach. Only one name matters and that is Ben Johnson. I don’t want Mike McCarthy here and no one else does either. Mike Vrabel can go somewhere else as well. So there’s that.
Now, onto why I called. I may forget some names since this list is long.
Thomas Brown – He took over when the season was already lost. But for some stupid reason, the team looked WORSE. Even yesterday against the Packers, the Bears nearly pulled a “Bears”. He had something to do with that terrible call with the pass play to D.J. Moore for a fumble. Hey dumbass, RUN THE BALL. So obviously, he’s just bundled into the long list of awful play-callers who shouldn’t be calling plays. This entire coaching staff needs to fuck off and the team needs to start fresh.
Tyrique Stevenson – Do I need to tell everyone why he needs to fuck off and go be a dumbass somewhere else?
Gerald Everett – Well, Ryan Poles signed this guy. So I guess I can’t blame him for taking a ton of money to not make blocks and get holding calls.
Any offensive lineman on this team – The entire season, the inability to block was noticeable. They couldn’t even block my fat ass from running past them if I showed up to the practice facility. All of these guys need to go and a new line needs to be drafted. Again, seven picks at the minimum will be for the taking this draft. Use the first five on linemen.
Marcedes Lewis – I am sure he’s a nice guy. But him and I are nearly the same age. And in football terms, that’s awful. He contributed nothing this season. But again, Ryan Poles brought this guy back. So it starts with him.
Who else am I forgetting? Add your thoughts in the thread.
We’ve finally reached the end of another dismal season.
If the Bears win this game, it means nothing. If the Bears lose this game, it means nothing. Caleb Williams shouldn’t even be playing. But he will and I am sure something stupid will happen.
Eight months to go until the next regular season starts.
Tough news today. Greg had roots in Chicago and is definitely a voice of my childhood.
Below is a clip of one of the rare times the Bears actually did something miracalous. Usually, the Bears are the ones who find ways to fuck it up. But not on that day. As we all know, Dick Jauron found a way to get 13 wins for that team and into the playoffs as the second seed. Unfortunately, Hugh Douglas had a dirty hit on Jim Miller in that playoff game and the defense fell apart at the behest of Donovan McNabb as the Bears lost that game.
But I digress. Click on the link below.
Kevin Warren is just another version of Ted Phillips. And that’s saying something. He’s someone who is too obesessed with the business side of this dis-ogranization instead of the football side (which is the most important). It’s hard to believe that this 100-plus year franchise never had a ten-game losing streak until two years ago. Well, they are currently in another one right now. All of this is under the auspices of Kevin Warren and Ryan Poles. And guess what? They are going to set the franchise record a week from Sunday with their 11th loss in a row.
The last I checked, a president of an NFL franchise should have a background in making football decisions. Last I checked, Kevin Warren doesn’t. Why can’t this guy just fuck off? He isn’t even qualified to work at the concession stands. Yet, he sits next to Ryan Poles after Eberf-Lose was fired like a dad angry at his teenage son for getting in trouble at school. This isn’t an elementary school, dipshit. This is the Chicago Bears. There are fans of this team all over the world, even those who didn’t grow up close to Chicago. These fans travel everywhere. They spend a ton of cash every year and this is how you treat them?
Ryan Poles is either this fucking dumb or he is being the puppet of McCaskey and Warren. If he is handcuffed with decisions, he should leave this PATHETIC franchise. He needs to come out and say he is leaving because the higher-ups aren’t allowing him to do this thing. I’ve seen enough already. Even Ryan Fucking Pace got this team to 12 wins with an incompetent bald dipshit coaching them.
The facts are the facts: Ryan Poles has assembled three teams in his tenure with two of them having ten-game losing streaks and each season containing ten or more losses. That is worse than any other general manager that this team has ever seen. THEY ARE WORSE THAN LAST YEAR. How the fuck does that happen? So many of his draft picks have been complete busts. So many of his signings have also been that.
When Jerry Angelo and Ryan Pace have better track records of drafting and signing players than you do, that’s a sign that you are a terrible general manager and shouldn’t be allowed to run a team.
It’s just time to clean house.
This will be background noise once again. The NFL’s “charter franchise” will be aiming for ten straight losses tonight in which should be a game that contains “BEAR WEATHER.”
This also would have been the last game of the season had it not been for Roger Goodell and the owners being greedy fucks wanting an extra game added to the season. I can’t wait for the day where 20 games will be played and teams will play a Tuesday afternoon game just two days after playing another one. PLAYER SAFETY IS OUR PRIORITY.
No, money is your priority. Here’s hoping Roger Goodell shits blood tonight.
This team is in shambles. From top to bottom, there are so many repairs that are necessary.
I highly doubt Ryan Poles will be fired. And the dipshit George McCaskey isn’t ever going to sell this team.
So on the wishlist is a lot of requests. But it’s what is necessary for this team to have any chance to get on track.
I said in the previous thread that this team needs an offensive line. Not one of these assholes currently on the team is worth keeping around. I don’t want Darnell Wright here. Same with Teven Jenkins. Nobody else.
This team has seven draft picks next year. Five offensive linemen need to be drafted. Most would find that ridiculous. But these are the Bears we are talking about and this request is absolutely needed.
Two more picks after that? Go get two players for the secondary who can actually cover a wide receiver. I am fucking annoyed with incompetent headcases like Tyrique Stevenson and Kevin Byard who are always shown wandering around the field not knowing where any receiver is going. And Jaylon Johnson can go as well. Go find some competent players.
But of course, I am sure George, Kevin and Ryan will all be together at a press conference after the season ends to tell the fans “We are sorry” and that everything will be fine.
Merry fucking Christmas.
For anybody who cares, add your thoughts on this meaningless game. Caleb will get killed.
The lack of interest is showing. I barely paid attention on the first half. But I did manage to see that the defense once again, gave up points on the first drive of the gain. Yes, shitty play-calling on offense played a part in that.
The second half, I paid a bit more attention. And what did I see? Undisciplined acts such as Doug Kramer not reporting eligible. It cost the team a touchdown. But hey, the rest of the offense is to blame as well.
This is all on Ryan Poles. We all know this. I’ve seen enough of Thomas Brown as well. The same shit is happening where there is a lack of urgency. Nobody can cover receivers. There are a ton of penalties. And the offense just isn’t producing. Even if the Bears won tonight, I would still say the same shit. This team sucks and is in need of an overhaul.
I don’t trust Ryan Poles and I don’t believe many rational fans do either.
Fire Ryan Poles | Fire Ben Johnson 