Training camp is underway.

July 22, 2024 by

Alright, it’s a little earlier this year (fuck Roger Goodell). But it’s time once again for our beloved Bears to work again. As it goes every year, the following is said: If you are looking for new ways to lose, injuries, coaches lying about injuries and flat-out have your intelligence insulted, then the Chicago Bears are the team for you.

Of course, many are saying “this year is different.” I am sure they said the same thing when Cade McNown came to this franchise 25 years ago.

What I’m trying to say is that there are dumbass radio hosts in Chicago who call us Bears fans “cynical” or “always negative”. While that is true in the grand scheme of it all, we are being realistic. It’s a reality that this franchise has given us nothing but negative experiences over the last 35 years. Until they show that is different and do it consistently, we have every right to feel this way. These are not opinions. These are facts.

None of us know if Caleb Williams is going to be a star quarterback. He could end up like Mahomes or he could end up like our old friend, McNown. If you’re optimistic, great. But for me, I can only pray this works out. This is the Bears we are talking about. Even if something is going great like a wide receiver playing well for a couple games in a row, it just falls apart in some way such as an injury or they just suck for good after. We’ve had many examples of “false hope” of a quarterback playing well after a game or two and just suck ass after. Some of those reasons could be because of coaching and others are because that quarterback does suck. I also feel that the coaching has ruined careers of many potentially great players for this franchise.

I am not going to call The Score or ESPN 1000 after hearing Caleb Williams threw an interception in practice. But I’m also not going to call saying how optimistic I am. It’s a “wait-and-see” approach. This team has to prove that the offense is going to be competent. The defense needs to prove that they will stop giving up points on the first drive of every game, right before the half, right after the half and right before the game ends to beat them. All of this shit has been going on for decades (literally) and hasn’t changed. So this year’s version has to prove to us that they are not “those” Bears.

What are your thoughts to this? Does anyone think the Bears will be a competent football team this year?

The first preseason game is a week from Thursday.

Just in case anybody gives a crap about the Cubs.

July 7, 2024 by

Sorry to be absent…life has been getting in the way big-time but I hope to be more present soon.

In the meantime: what a shit show. I hope the idiot suffers some financial consequences, too.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/40514128/cubs-colten-brewer-breaks-hand-punching-wall-rough-outing

How about replacing Hoyer? He’s inept.

Kevin Warren is still working very hard at doing nothing.

June 26, 2024 by

https://beargoggleson.com/posts/a-surprise-development-in-chicago-bears-stadium-saga-01j17vsd1m9k

This is what the Bears are paying the president of the team to do. Not go find a competent general manager (the juror is still out on Poles). But instead, keep trying to to get Arlington Heights to lower taxes for their property so they could build a stadium that would take everyone six hours to get to. And even then, he isn’t getting what we wants. I’m sure he will pout like a baby.

For those who have driven around Route 53 just north of 90, you would know that it’s a nightmare just trying to exit off somwhere close by at 1:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. There is no fucking way that expressway can handle 20,000 vehicles at minimum plus public transportation within a few hours on a Sunday.

Brett Rypien is still on the roster.

June 10, 2024 by

Can someone tell Ryan Poles that this guy sucks at football and shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near Caleb Williams?

Career stats (cue Yeti):

98/168 | 950 yards | 4 TD | 9 INT

Open thread

May 26, 2024 by

Two months until training camp. Time will certainly start to drag.

Also, fuck Roger Goodell.

Here’s the schedule. What are your predictions?

May 15, 2024 by

Until this franchise gives us a reason to think otherwise, the “reality” of more losses than wins remain. Again, this team can prove us wrong if they like.

Some already think that the Bears have “winnable” games to start. What chance do they have? The way I see it, nothing is winnable as the Bears have proven that they will find ways to lose.

So maybe they beat the Titans? I am sure it will be close. But I see many losses on this schedule.

Losses: Texans, Colts, Rams, Packers, Vikings, Lions, 49ers, Vikings, Lions and Packers.

And I strongly feel that 7-10 is optimism. As I say every year, there is one game that nobody expects the Bears to win. But I don’t know where I see it this year. Maybe one of those games against the Vikings? Optimism, indeed.

It’s already happening. Rome Odunze is hurt.

May 12, 2024 by

https://www.si.com/nfl/bears/rome-odunze-and-kiran-amegadjie-injuries-taint-rookie-camp-01hxmyxvsjfs

Rookie mini-camp starts and one day in, the ninth overall pick is hurt.

I can’t say I’m surprised. It’s the Bears we are talking about. We’re still over two months from training camp starting and players are already having issues.

The Bears have another insurance policy at quarterback.

May 7, 2024 by

This slipped under my radar and may have for others. The Bears signed an undrafted quarterback for the second year in a row.

Austin Reed | Quarterback | Western Kentucky

We all know Caleb Williams will be the starting quarterback assuming an injury doesn’t happen before the season starts. It’s unfortunate that we have to prepare for an injury. But this is the Bears we are talking about.

Along with Tyson Bagent, this man could very well be another insurance policy. I know people bash Bagent from last year’s performance in those two losses. But if (and thats a big if) Shane Waldron is in any way competent as an offensive coordinator, Bagent could have a much better chance at succeeding. And same with Reed if he has to step up.

As long as we don’t see that turd Brett Rypien, this is a good idea. And I swear, if they ever bring back Nathan Peterwhacker, I am going to Halas Hall myself to kick Ryan Poles in the nuts.

Your thoughts on the 2024 draftees.

May 2, 2024 by

The Bears also signed Illini defensive linemen Keith Randolph Jr. Being an Illini fan, I am rooting for this guy. Him and Jer’Zhan Newton were beasts on the line the last couple seasons. If he is given an actual opportunity, I think he can be a steal for this team. The Bears were terrible last year getting pressure up the middle and stopping teams on third downs.

Draft Thread

April 25, 2024 by

I was a little late on this.

The Bears have indeed, selected Caleb Williams to be their quarterback and took wide receiver Rome Odunze from Washington State.

Until we are proven otherwise, we have to assume that these two along with whoever else they choose this weekend will be busts. 40 years of ineptitude has given us enough to assume this is the outcome.

Your thoughts in the thread.