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Cubs vs. Phillies 8/28-8/31

August 28, 2008

Thursday – 7:05 p.m. Channel 9 – Ryan Dempster vs. Cole Hamels

Friday – 1:20 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Dick Harden vs. Joe Blanton

Saturday – 2:55 p.m. Fox – Theodore Roosevelt Lilly vs. Brett “I beat my wife in public” Myers

Sunday – 1:20 p.m. Channel 9 – Carlos Zambrano vs. Jamie Moyer

*Everyone and their mother knows that I hate the fucking Phillies*

Cubs vs. Pirates 8/25-8/27

August 25, 2008

Monday – 6:05 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Theodore Roosevelt Lilly vs. Jeff Karstens

Tuesday – 6:05 p.m. Channel 9 – Carlos Zambrano vs. Ian Snell

Wednesday – 11:35 a.m. Comcast SportsNet – Jason Marquis vs. Zach Duke

Cubs vs. Nationals 8/22-8/24

August 22, 2008

Friday – 1:20 p.m. Channel 9 – Jason Marquis vs. John Lannan

Saturday – 12:00 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Ryan Dempster vs. Odalis Perez

Sunday – 1:20 p.m. Channel 9 – Dick Harden vs. Jason Bergmann

BONUS: THREE MINUTE VIDEO A MUST SEE ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A WRESTLING FAN. CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND ENJOY.

Bob Howry and Ryan Dempster doing some acting. Maybe “Brown Spot” Bob has another job once he gets let go by the Cubs.

Len Kasper: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!

August 20, 2008

When someone has a no-hitter/perfect game going, do not say they have one going. That is why they show the boxscore after every inning to tell you what is going on. I understand the commentator is suppose to inform but that is one thing you do not do.

He has been doing this for the last couple years and he has done it almost every time Harden had one in the early innings. He did it again Wednesday night when Lilly was pitching. At the end of the 5th inning, Len said that Lilly had not given up any hits. In the beginning of the 6th, Lilly gave up a lead-off double. Coincedence? I think not.

It is not coincedence that when an announcer mentions it, that all of a sudden a pitcher gives up a hit or walk. It happens 99% of the time. During a White Sox game on the radio earlier this year would be an example would Gavin Floyd was pitching one. Chris Rongey mentioned it then seconds later, Floyd gave up a hit.

Maybe I am too superstitious but the proof is there.

I like Len a lot and he has gotten better over the few years but seriously, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH when there is a situation like a no-hitter or perfect game.

Cubs vs. Reds 8/19-8/21

August 19, 2008

Tuesday – 7:05 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Dick Harden vs. Johnny Cueto

Wednesday – 7:05 p.m. Channel 26 – Theodore Roosevelt Lilly vs. Bronson Arroyo

Thursday – 1:20 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Carlos Zambrano vs. Aaron Harang

Why would anybody want to be seen out in public at WWE Raw with Bob Howry?

Why would anybody want to be seen out in public especially at WWE Raw with Bob Howry? (They show Howry and Dempster but only half of Mike Fontenot?) What a shame.

Fuck you Marlins!

August 18, 2008
I am going to strike this motherfucker out.

"I am going to strike this motherfucker out."

Cubs vs. Marlins 8/15-8/17

August 15, 2008

Friday – 6:00 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Carlos Zambrano vs. Josh Johnson

Saturday – 6:00 p.m. Channel 9 – Sean Marshall vs. Anibal Sanchez

Sunday – 12:00 p.m. Channel 9 – Ryan Dempster vs. Chris Volstad

Cubs vs. Braves 8/12-8/14

August 12, 2008

Tuesday – 6:00 p.m. Channel 9 – Dick Harden vs. Charlie Morton

Wednesday – 6:00 p.m. Comcast SportsNet PLUS – Jason Marquis (Puke) vs. Jorge Campillo

Thursday – 6:00 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Theodore Roosevelt Lilly vs. Tom Glavine

Another off day…

August 11, 2008

Your thoughts on the Cardinals series and the upcoming road trip to Atlanta and Florida in which are two places the Cubs always have problems with.

By the way, Jim Edmonds is the man.

Cubs vs. Cardinals 8/8-8/10

August 8, 2008

Friday – 1:20 p.m. Comcast SportsNet – Braden Looper vs. Ted Lilly

Saturday – 2:55 p.m. FOX – Todd Wellemeyer vs. Carlos Zambrano

Sunday – 7:05 p.m. ESPN – N/A vs. Ryan Dempster