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The Bulls haven’t had more than two days off in a row since December 23rd and yet, ThomASS still, doesn’t realize it.

January 12, 2015

I’ve been meaning to get to this for a while, but it’s been fairly busy here. The Bulls won’t get two days off in until next week. It would be nearly a full month of games in which they either play every other day, or back-to-back. And we’re seeing the effects.

Poor shooting, dead legs and sloppy play is plaguing the Bulls. Last week, they lose to the Jazz. That game, they couldn’t throw the damn ball into the ocean. Then, they go to Washington and lose again. But what pissed me the most is the fact that Jimmy Butler is still playing 40-something minutes each damn game. And with the loss against the Jazz, the game was over at halftime. Yet, with five minutes to go in the game and the Bulls down 25, ThomASS still has the starters playing. Are you fucking kidding me?

With a month straight without two full days off, any smart coach would do whatever they can to make sure that players are rested and ready. No player on that team should play more than 38 minutes each game. And some should even take nights off. Ultimately, the playoffs are what matter.

Oh, Joakim Noah is hurt again. He’s still playing but his knees are starting to wear down. That’s what happens when you have surgery because your dumbass head coach ran you into the ground.

Same shit. Different year. And for the record, I’ve been right, for the most part, all of these years. I said the Bulls would be ousted in the first or second round. The same will happen this season, regardless of how healthy Rose is.

Ryan Pace – The new general manager of the Bears

January 8, 2015

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-bears-hire-ryan-pace-gm-story.html#navtype=outfit

He was the director of player personnel for the Saints. He’s from outside the organization, unlike Emery, who was a former scout. If this was Ernie Accorsi’s choice, I am all for it. I’d like to think it was.

Your thoughts in the thread.

Another day has passed and Ted Phillips is still, president of the Chicago Bears.

January 7, 2015

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We can only pray that this moron has no say in hiring the next general manager. Apparently, 30 years in the organization (which has resulted in nearly 30 years of ineptitude), isn’t enough. Reports had him being moved to just the business side of things and yet, there he was last week, alongside George in the press conference.

I believe that George McCaskey is pissed. I really do. But if he really wants things to change and for the better, then Teddy Bear shouldn’t have been alongside him. It should have been George only or him and Virginia. They run this team. Nobody else.

A decision is predicted to be made by next week on who the next general manager will be.

Trestman going to Tampa Bay?

January 3, 2015

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/27750034/former-bears-coach-trestman-spotted-on-clearwater-beach

It looks like Trestman and McCown were enjoying the sun together. How appropriate would it be to have both Lovie and Trestman on the same team?

When so much shit gets flushed, it eventually meets up with past waste.

Happy New Year

January 1, 2015
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Possible Photoshop material for Morpheus?

Here’s to praying everyone was safe. I decided to rock the bow tie in this picture with a couple of friends from high school. What’s hard to see in the picture was the feather in the cap.

And here’s to praying the Bears get their heads out of their asses and hire people who actually know how to run a football team.

My thoughts on a post by Jimmy D.

December 30, 2014

“Well, how about my prognostication abilities? Suh showed his true colors and “stepped right up” (get it?) to make me look like a genius. I’ve watched some of the comments on the sports channels…and it appears that ALL of the former players think that Suh is an “out of control” HACK and that his antics have absolutely no place in the NFL.
On a brighter note, I’m one step away from getting my wish of having Detroit go to the Seahags and MAYBE getting to see one of the Lions “band of misfits” go Celebrity Deathmatch on Pete Carroll. Oh, the possibilities are endless!!!”

I posted after that I remember the game I went to two years ago when the Bears pissed all over themselves against those same Seahawks. It was the game where Lovie, in very Lovie-fashion, decided to go for it on fourth down, rather than take the points on a drive early in the game. It proved to be the difference-maker as the Bears ended up losing the game in overtime. In addition, it was Urlacher’s final game as he pulled a hamstring late in the fourth.

What pisssed me off as well in that game, was Pete Carroll jumping all over the sidelines like the buffoon that he is. I saw him do the same thing when the Seahawks beat the Packers on the “Fail Mary”. Pete Carroll is the ultimate ass clown.

Today, I found out how much more of a dip shit Pete Carroll and the rest of that franchise is. Apparently, one of the assistant coaches is Tom Cable. The same Tom Cable that had been arrested for beating his wife/wives multiple times over the years. So not only do the Seahawks employ a tool like Pete Carroll, they hire a fat fuck who has a history of beating up women.

Stay classy, Seahawks.

ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

December 30, 2014

Well, it’s been a depressing month for yours truly. The curse of our Chicago TV babes have continued. The first nightmare occurred earlier in the month when Jimmy D’s favorite, WGN’s Erin McElroy, tied the knot to meteorologist and co-worker, Demterius Ivory.

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Then, to make matters worse, personal favorite, Alicia Roman from NBC 5, became engaged.

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For both of these ladies, if there is, indeed another tournament for Chicago TV babes, they will be banned from competition for making such awful decisions.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled viewing of the worst website ever.

Garza signed for one more year; speculation is that Emery will return.

December 26, 2014

Well, that’s what the “experts” are saying today. With center, Roberto Garza being given a one-year extension through next season, they think Emery still has a job. Unfortunately, I think that’s what it is. I don’t think many franchises would let the GM make moves knowing that he will be fired. Then again, these are the Bears and they do a lot of things that don’t make sense.

ANGRY.

Repetitive quotes by Lovie Smith and Marc Trestman (Somebody check the water in Lake Forest)

December 23, 2014

Lovie: “We have a good football team.”

Trestman: “We haven’t looked at the tape yet.”

Lovie: “Rex is our quarterback.”

Trestman: “Jay is our quarterback. He gives us the best chance to win.”

Lovie: “We get off the bus running.”

Trestman: “We would like to have run it more.”

Lovie: “We have to correct our mistakes.”

Trestman: “We’ve got to do a better job. We’ll get these mistakes corrected.”

Five days until Trestman and his PATHETIC coordinators get the axe. I am praying Emery goes, too. Any person who makes a possible head coach (Bruce Arians) do a mock press conference and in addition, not allow that possible head coach to hire his own coordinators, deserves to be fired.

Sources: Bears to fire Trestman and rest of the coaching staff; Emery still undecided.

December 16, 2014

Well, I’ll believe it when I see it but that’s what I heard on The Score earlier. Apparently, ownership met last night after the game (why now?) and decided that getting rid of this coaching staff would be best. I agree.

I sure pray this comes to fruition in two weeks. I said in the previous post that Emery seems to have done his part but if this means he has to go, then fine with me. Go get a general manager who will then, hire an actual head coach with actual coordinators. Then, find actual football players (53 of them, to be exact) to help this team succeed and win a Super Bowl. I am sick of this nonsense garbage and everyone else is too.