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This could be the year…

April 3, 2013

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The not-so-lovable lovers are back. And they beat the powerhouse Pittsburgh Pirates in their opener behind Samardzija’s 9 strikeouts.

So, here we are….again. Just not as many of us. For me, things have changed. After all these years of losing and PATHETIC ownership/management, my interest continues to fade. I don’t even know who is on the current Cubs roster.

There’s a part of me that really hopes that Theo can do for the Cubs what he did for the Red Sox…soon. Oh…it wasn’t Theo’s direction that made a difference? Regardless; the Red Sox erased years of futility…you shouldn’t compare them to the Cubs anymore.

Then again, this COULD be the year. Go Cubs Go!

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Bulls lose to the Wizards. Again.

April 2, 2013

Well, I must say, watching the Bulls is beginning to be pure comedy. The Bulls, for the second time this season, lost to the 28-win Wizards on Tuesday night. Unlike the first game where the Bulls just weren’t in the game at all, they decided to piss the game away in the second half. The shitty play started happening in the second quarter and during this time, I was picturing Wizards head coach Randy Wittman telling his players the following: Guys. Let’s take a deep breath here. We have the Bulls right where we want them…with them up 10. We’ve seen this before when they’ve played other teams. If we just get a couple baskets here, they’ll fall apart before we know it.

Well, lesson learned. Late in the fourth quarter, Kirk Hinrich decided to meet his quota of doing something stupid every few weeks by taking not one, but two technical fouls in a row, thus leading to an ejection. Then, in the last two minutes of this game, both Jimmy Butler and Nate Robinson missed two free throws each to seal the deal and a total of five was missed on the night. What was the difference in the game? Four points.

Before someone who doesn’t watch sports comes here (Irish Yeti), let me clarify that I do realize that the Bulls cannot win every game. It’s the law of average so to speak. I expect them to lose to teams like the Spurs, Thunder or some other team but for crying out loud, when they can’t beat the Wizards, Bobcats or Kings, you know they are bad.

But hey. I am not a genius. I just watch the games like everyone else. The Bulls are inching even closer to that glorious, .500 record. Too bad the season is about to wrap up because if there were more games, .500 looked pretty realistic. The Bulls will be playing the Pacers or Nets in the first round, where they will promptly, lose in six games. Write it down and in a month, we’ll see who’s correct. If I am wrong, it means the Bulls lost in seven games. My bad if that happens.

Fire Tom Thibodeou.

Open thread.

April 2, 2013

Bears and Bulls talk coming up in the next week.

Until then, the floor is yours.

The Winner and Chicago’s Most Gorgeous Woman On Television is…

March 31, 2013

Cheryl Scott (On right)

Miss Cheryl Scott of NBC 5. Cheryl defeated Susannah Collins by a final score of 20-11 in the championship game. I want to thank all of the participants in this tournament and everyone that voted as well. I appreciate it very much. As our friend Dan from Fire Ron Turner said, this is why the internet exists.

Cheryl, it is my honor as the founder of Fire Tom Thibodeou, to award you the first, and only, Larry Horse Award. Congratulations.

Championship Game: Chicago’s Most Gorgeous Women On TV

March 29, 2013

Mad City Mac Region vs. Irish Yeti Region

#3 Cheryl Scott (NBC 5)

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#4 Susannah Collins (Comcast SportsNet)

*Voting ends at 2:59 p.m. Sunday*

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Our championship game is set.

March 29, 2013

Well, Cinderella is going to the big game. That would be #4 Susannah Collins out of the Irish Yeti Region as she took down her co-worker and Chucky Region winner, the #3 seed Jen Lada by a final score of 18-16. #3 Cheryl Scott of the Mad City Mac Region edged out the powerhouse and #1 seed out of the Jimmy D. Region, Erin McElroy 19-16. It’s #3 Cheryl Scott vs. #4 Susannah Collins Friday. The prize? The first and only, Larry Horse trophy. Picture is below.

See you folks there.

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Don’t worry Bulls fans. Dr. Fro is here to give you a reality check.

March 27, 2013

Before the ThomASS defenders come by to make themselves look like morons, the Bulls have beat the Heat twice this year. Don’t get me wrong. It was great finally seeing those turds lose a game. However, in this latest game, the Bulls, once again, nearly blew it, especially in the final minute by turning the ball over and missing free throws (Nate Robinson). Both teams missed crucial free throws that could have made the difference but the Bulls prevailed. That being said, this doesn’t make up for any of the other shitty games they have played this season and lost. This includes a 42-point ass kicking by the great Sacramento Kings.

Check the “Reasons To Fire Tom” on the right side of the homepage. Two wins over one team doesn’t make up for the shitty losses to numerous teams this season. The Bulls will be lucky to make it out of the opening round. Does anybody else realize that the reasons why players like Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah didn’t play in this game? It’s because the head coach of the team doesn’t know how to take care of his players.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

P.S. LeBron James is still a dick bag.

Game 2 – Most Gorgeous Women On Chicago TV: Final Four

March 27, 2013

Jimmy D. Region vs. Mad City Mac Region

#1 Erin McElroy (WGN) vs. #3 Cheryl Scott (NBC 5)

*Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Thursday*

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Game 1 – Most Gorgeous Women On Chicago TV: Final Four

March 27, 2013

Chucky Region vs. Irish Yeti Region

#3 Jen Lada (Comcast SportsNet) vs. #4 Susannah Collins (Comcast SportsNet)

*Voting ends at 11:59 p.m. Thursday*

(more…)

Mad City Mac and Jimmy D. Regional Results.

March 27, 2013

Wow. What a set of…games these women have been through. #3 Cheryl Scott defeated #4 Anna Davlantes 18-12. It was yet, another close one for #1 Erin McElroy as she won by one vote (Jimmy D. contributed to this) over #3 seed and former Honey Bear, Cheryl Burton by a final score of 17-16. It will be #1 Erin McElroy vs. #3 Cheryl Scott in the Final Four which starts Wednesday. The Championship game is slated for Friday and will end on Sunday.