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Bears vs. Falcons Thread

November 19, 2022

No recap for this game. I may chime in through the comment section. But I just don’t have the energy to fully invest myself in the Bears this season. Instead, the floor is yours. Share your thoughts before, during or after the game.

If the Bears feel Justin Fields is the quarterback of the future, then they should shut him down for the remainder of the season.

November 17, 2022

Hey, before you call me an idiot, just know that this team is 3-7 and is going nowhere fast. Why bother playing someone who is supposedly the future with nothing to gain? He is coached by fucking idiots and the risk of injury is extremely high. Seven games to go and all are meaningless. Just play Trevor Semen and let Fields rest his body. It’s pointless to play him.

Of course, the Bears won’t do that. So chances are, Fields gets an injury that could significantly impact the future. The Bears could very well be picking another quarterback in the two drafts.

Release The Entire Defense | Bears lose 31-30

November 13, 2022

Enough. I’ve had enough. Fuck this recap. Fuck Jaylon Johnson. Fuck the entire undisciplined defense. I hate this franchise.

I seriously hate this entire franchise. A complete laughingstock.

Open thread

November 9, 2022

There are still eight games left of this shit show of a season.

This Sunday against the Lions, it could hit rock-bottom. The battle for last place in the division is on the line.

I’ve had enough | Dolphins 35 Bears 32

November 6, 2022

We can easily blame the referees for fucking the Bears on the final drive. And I assure you, that was a horrible non-call. But there were no guarantees the Bears would have scored. They had the previous 58 minutes to do something and didn’t.

Instead, blame the defense for being trash nearly the entire game. Even on those fourth down stops, the defense was absolute trash. A bad throw or three was the reason for those stops. Not because the defense was great. The receivers for the Dolphins were open all day game. HOW HARD IS IT TO COVER A RECEIVER? I’ve been screaming about that forever now.

The offense had the last two drives to do something and they didn’t. Fields had the game of his life and just seemed to have been let down by the offensive line once again.

I am not going to recap certain drives or plays as I’m too exhausted. Feel to add your thoughts. For what it’s worth, the almighty Lions are up next.

Have a great night everyone.

There is no God.

November 5, 2022

Here is my Saturday in sports:

The Blackhawks get their asses kicked and yet, another goalie injured.

The Illini lose any chance they had of clinching a spot in the College Football Playoff by losing to a shitty team.

Dusty Fucking Baker gets a World Series. And this is another reason why I hate baseball now. It’s the most cruel sport out there. Fuck him.

Fuck sports.

We all need to be cheered up right now. So here is Sarah Spain and her gigantic knockers.

November 3, 2022

This was a few weeks back. But I texted my internet dad and loyal reader, Jimmy D. His Packers are also suffering and while I am happy to see that, he is also hurting. And in return, that hurts me. I sent him a couple pictures of well-known media personality and prostitute, Sarah Spain, in attempt to cheer him up. I think it worked. For the new folks here, over a decade ago, she used her “appearance” to break into the media business and had the audacity to claim my “report” of her offering herself for Super Bowl tickets was false despite major media outlets saying it wasn’t.

But I do have some respect for her. Despite her being with a guy who looks like a total douche, her knockers are real and spectacular. So here they are. Enjoy.

A lose-lose situation.

October 31, 2022

Why do I say that after the Roquan Smith trade today? Simple. Ryan Poles has proven to be inept at drafting even after one year. Look at the picks. Joquan Brisker sucks. Kyler Gordon is trash. Velus Jones can’t hang onto a ball. And I am not even going to start talking about the others who are irrelevant by not playing, cut from the team (already!) or are hurt. Fuck it.

What makes anyone think that with all of these draft picks the Bears have that Poles will find competent football players? So he can have all 15 picks or whatever it will be this coming offseason. None of them are going to be good because he has proven in just one year that he cannot evaluate talent.

In short, it’s a lose-lose situation. Smith wasn’t going to re-sign and there was no way the Bears are going to turn things around this season. So I guess it’s great they got two draft picks. But again, those picks are going to be trash because of Poles’ ineptitude.

That’s all I have for now. Your thoughts in the thread.

Done | Cowboys 14 Bears 0 (First quarter)

October 30, 2022

This recap is early because quite frankly, I have better things to do with my Sunday. The lawn needs to be mowed and I want to eat lunch.

The defense can’t stop a nosebleed. The “I-Pass” defense is reigning supreme. The offense is back to the same old shit.

I knew this game was over the second the ball was kicked off. The Bears were already done.

I’m out. You all can comment on the remainder of the game for your own recap of sorts.

The Bears have traded Robert Quinn to the Eagles for a fourth round pick. Now what?

October 26, 2022

Does it even matter? History tells us that this trade will mean nothing either way. If a competent general manager was in charge, then maybe the pick is exciting. But no general manager in the last 30 years has done anything to convince us differently.