The Kiss of Death and Robbie Gould strike again: Redskins 24 Bears 21

December 13, 2015 by

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Well, the Bears made a comeback. They tied the game in the 3rd. It appeared, once again, that the Bears had the chance to win. But, Kenny Albert and the reincarnation of Carlos Huerta did it for the second week in a row.

Fuck Robbie Gould. For the love of God, how bad does someone have to be at their job before they get fired?

I have zero motivation to talk about anything else that happened in this game. And why should I? I cannot believe this shit. I seriously cannot. The words that I put in this recap do not do justice of how I truly feel. I fucking hate this team and Kenny Albert can go swim in battery acid.

I seriously feel like calling up Fox Sports and telling them to go fuck a horse for making Kenny Albert call all of these games for the Bears. I feel sorry for Daryl Johnston and Laura Okmin. To hear that weasel talking in their ear pieces for three hours has to be the most horrific form of torture that mankind has ever endured.

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December 10, 2015 by

Since 1987, the Bears are a PATHETIC 3-13 against the Redskins. And that fucking ass clown Kenny Albert is announcing this game, too. Needless to say say, history isn’t on their side. The question isn’t whether or not the Bears will lose this Sunday. But HOW will they lose?

Starlin Castro is now a NY Yankee.

December 8, 2015 by

Your thoughts?

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25406733/yankees-continue-on-the-fly-rebuild-with-starlin-castro-pickup

Welcome to Release Robbie Gould.

December 6, 2015 by

As you can see with the header, the mission to fire Gar Forman and John Paxson as Bulls’ top brass is taking a back seat for the time being. Now, I present to all of you a mission for the Chicago Bears to release Robbie Gould. Some may be wondering, why not ask the Bears to trade him? Well, the answer to that is simple: nobody wants him.

Robbie Gould has been here for too long and he has regressed as time has went on. He was awarded the largest contract for a kicker in NFL history two years ago. He has simply not lived up to that money. It’s time for a change.

As we all have witnessed here, we have a track record of getting results. Let’s see if we can get yet, another result in our favor.

Release Robbie Gould.

Fuck Robbie Gould and Kenny Albert with a rusty fence post: 49ers 26 Bears 20

December 6, 2015 by

There really isn’t much else to say. Robbie Gould, the most overrated kicker in football, threw yet, another game away for the Bears in his career by missing two easy field goals in this game.

I fucking knew it after the first miss that the Bears were going to lose this game. I told myself “remember that missed kick”.

Yet, the Bears got a gift at the end of the 4th quarter by some dude, who I already forgot his name, take back a 75-yard run to the 25 or whatever it was.

Gould misses again at the end of regulation.

Fuck Robbie Gould. Fuck him until he turns blue. And fuck Kenny Albert, too. If nobody believes he isn’t the kiss of death to Chicago sports now, then I don’t know what will convince them. Every big game he calls for a Chicago sports team, they end up losing. I would be very happy if someone ripped his vocal cords out.

Season over. Now, I can start looking forward to the offseason where I will pray that the Bears will release the highest paid and most overrated kicker in the NFL for someone who actually won’t bitch about money.

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December 3, 2015 by

Cubs pitching additions for 2016….(?)

December 2, 2015 by

David Price is going to the Red Sox – 7years/$217 million (!) – and Greinke is rumored to sign with the Dodgers or Giants. Thoughts?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14268105/david-price-agrees-7-year-217-million-deal-boston-red-sox

Pulling one out of their asses: Bears 17 Packers 13

November 26, 2015 by

Anybody see that one coming? I know. Me either.

I am too worked up after giving myself a headache by screaming at the TV the last three hours. I’ll post some thoughts in the thread when I calm down.

In the meantime, add your opinions.

Goodnight.

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November 25, 2015 by

Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

Pissing another one away: Broncos 17 Bears 15

November 22, 2015 by

I am not going to get into every reason why the Bears lost this game. But make no mistake about, this is all on John Fox and Adam Gase for the horrendous play-calling. Fuck these guys.

It’s 4th and goal late in the game. Fox and Gase, seeing as they hadn’t scored a touchdown all game, decided to go for it and still, they didn’t cash in.

When the Bears were driving at the end, all I was thinking about was Fox and Gase refusing to take the points earlier in the quarter. That came back to bite them in the ass and put a staple on this season. Whatever chance the Bears had of making the playoffs is now over. Even if they win out, it would next to impossible with all of the teams they have in front of them.

The Bears head to Lambeau to take on the Packers this Thursday for a Thanksgiving evening match-up. And to my understanding, all fans coming to the game will receive a complimentary Brett Favre dick pic while the Packers his number. I believe our friend, Jimmy D. will be there. Maybe he can give us a live report on how that goes.